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3/5/2008 9:51:50 AM EDT
This is an emergecy communique from Shotar's bunker.  The power is out, the ice storm has been unleashed by the cannukian halliburton illuminati weather machine.  Power lines are down, internets are down, phones are down.  We are on a single K-1 unit for heat.  It looks grim.  I made it briefly to a remote terminal to post but can't hold out long.  I must return to secure the bunker form hoards of ravaging obamatrons from the city.


Damn it sucks.  The power company says we might be offline for another 24 to 48 hours.  No internets, no American idle, I won't be able to see if I won anything in the giveaway.  Mother nature shook her fist and I lost.
3/5/2008 9:53:32 AM EDT
[#1]
Prayers sent
3/5/2008 9:54:06 AM EDT
[#2]
Internets out?  Is this some kind of telepathic post?
3/5/2008 9:54:48 AM EDT
[#3]

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Internets out?  Is this some kind of telepathic post?


Made it to the office briefly but must return with more fuel for the heater.
3/5/2008 9:54:53 AM EDT
[#4]
Got beer..?
3/5/2008 9:55:17 AM EDT
[#5]

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Internets out?  Is this some kind of telepathic post?

Reading is essential.
3/5/2008 9:56:43 AM EDT
[#6]
More children are conceived during power outages than any other time. For godsakes be careful man!
3/5/2008 9:57:12 AM EDT
[#7]
Yeah - we lost power here in VA a few weeks ago.  It was freezing outside, and the power was out all day.  By pure coincidence, my portable generator - which managed to power four big space heaters I have - broke about 2 minutes after the power came back on.  

Fingers crossed that you'll have power back soon!
3/5/2008 9:57:33 AM EDT
[#8]
QUICK!!!  Wrap the bunker in tinfoil!
3/5/2008 10:00:03 AM EDT
[#9]
Has your situation gone "I Am Legend" yet?

Good luck, stay warm, keep the pipes from freezing and YES, THAT REALLY IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THE SHADOWS BEHIND YOU!!!
3/5/2008 10:00:18 AM EDT
[#10]
dude, i'm sending you a snow cone machine to help relieve your anguish, need your addy.


TXL
3/5/2008 10:00:54 AM EDT
[#11]

I got lucky this time. They came down the road two weeks ago and trimmed all the trees along the power lines.

I bet all the gensets are gone at Lowes and Home Despot already.
3/5/2008 10:02:10 AM EDT
[#12]
I hope he has enough ammo. Raiders are forming as we speak...
3/5/2008 10:02:22 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
This is an emergecy communique from Shotar's bunker.  The power is out, the ice storm has been unleashed by the cannukian halliburton illuminati weather machine.  Power lines are down, internets are down, phones are down.  We are on a single K-1 unit for heat.  It looks grim.  I made it briefly to a remote terminal to post but can't hold out long.  I must return to secure the bunker form hoards of ravaging obamatrons from the city.


Damn it sucks.  The power company says we might be offline for another 24 to 48 hours.  No internets, no American idle, I won't be able to see if I won anything in the giveaway.  Mother nature shook her fist and I lost.


YES NO MODERATOR IN POLITICS AND ACTIVISM!  PARTY TIME!
3/5/2008 10:05:26 AM EDT
[#14]
Yeah, this cold weather sucks.

It won't even quite get to 60 here today.

3/5/2008 10:14:10 AM EDT
[#15]
24-48 hours?

Call me when your power is out for 5+ days.

Seriously though, stay safe.
3/5/2008 10:18:06 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
24-48 hours?

Call me when your power is out for 5+ days.

Seriously though, stay safe.


Happened for 6 days in August of 93.  This however is winter.  I gotta keep the pipes from freezing as our normal heating methos is recirculated hot water heat which of course requires an electric pump to recirculate.
3/5/2008 10:18:59 AM EDT
[#17]

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More children are conceived during power outages than any other time. For godsakes be careful man!


Not an issue this week.
3/5/2008 10:21:37 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
More children are conceived during power outages than any other time. For godsakes be careful man!


Not an issue this week.


Now THAT my friends is a SHTF situation!
3/6/2008 4:07:30 PM EDT
[#19]
The emergency is over.  The power has been restored. 44 hours of primitivity has ended.  The internets is back>
3/6/2008 4:07:39 PM EDT
[#20]
The emergency is over.  The power has been restored. 44 hours of primitivity has ended.  The internets is back>
3/6/2008 4:09:09 PM EDT
[#21]
Have sex.
3/6/2008 4:10:04 PM EDT
[#22]
Tag for the cannibalism pics!


The emergency is over.  The power has been restored. 44 hours of primitivity has ended.  The internets is back>


Darn.

3/6/2008 4:11:46 PM EDT
[#23]
Get locked and loaded .. And put on that Chest rig!
3/6/2008 4:12:14 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
The emergency is over.  The power has been restored. 44 hours of primitivity has ended.  The internets is back>


Oh no.. way to kill the fun