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Posted: 6/18/2001 7:05:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/18/2001 7:08:37 PM EST by PACorps]
No slam against any country fans here, but someone sent me this list and I thought it was pretty funny:[;D] > 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. > 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure. > 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? > 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.[whacko] > 21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.[-!-!-] > 20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. [thinking] > 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. > 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.[sniper] > 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. > 16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.[sex] > 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here [bouce] > 14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' OverYou. > 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You. > 12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.[shotgun] > 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).[smash] > 10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You. > 9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him. > 8. Please Bypass This Heart. > 7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.[-!-] > 6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat. > 5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. > 4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. > 3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles. > 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer. [beer] > > And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is... > > 1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few![sleep][puke] I also like that classic George Carlin came up with: "It's Midnight in Montanna, and I Can't Get My Dick Outta This Cow!"
Link Posted: 6/18/2001 7:19:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/18/2001 9:55:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By PACorps: > 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
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Done in the 60's by Dan Hicks [red][size=4] P.R.K. Don't forget, "Then I flushed her down the bathroom of my heart"
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