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Posted: 8/19/2004 7:30:12 PM EDT
Feinstein and crew will enlist the help of an all girls Catholic high school. A hundred of their senior class will register here on September 6th with names like "cutie9mm" and "shootergurl" with threads titled "New girl to the board " and  "Do they make blue furniture that matches this skirt (PICS!)" and "Will shooting a .50 cal break a Catholic schoolgirl's hymen?".

By the time anyone notices they've renewed the AWB, it will be October.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:31:22 PM EDT

We don't vote on it you dummy!

Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:33:54 PM EDT
No, we don't vote on it, but we won't be watching CSPAN and contacting our congresscritters. We'll be too busy running every thread up to 42 pages with 143,000 reads.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:33:55 PM EDT
[Dr. Evil]Riiiiiiiight[/Dr. Evil]
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:34:01 PM EDT

Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:35:33 PM EDT
Yep, agreed.

We are VERY easily distracted.

Just a whiff, and we're off to the races!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:36:02 PM EDT
Quit smoking crack.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:36:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Riotgun:
"Will shooting a .50 cal break a Catholic schoolgirl's hymen?".

No, but I think shooting a catholic schoolgirl with a .50 cal wil break her hymen.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:37:34 PM EDT
Dammit!  I actually looked at this thread, and I'm on dial up here at home.  You owe me...
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:38:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:38:42 PM EDT
AW jeeze, not this shit again.

(yeah, i know it's not actually asking when the ban will expire, or asking if they can put a collapsible stock on their rifle, but i thought it was necessary)
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:42:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
Interesting theory.  Can we hear an opinion from the ladies on the board?  

And don't forget to post pics with your replies, ladies!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:44:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
Originally Posted By Riotgun:
"Will shooting a .50 cal break a Catholic schoolgirl's hymen?".

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