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Posted: 8/26/2005 9:50:39 AM EDT
I'm coming home to you!!!

After 4 days in the Peoples Republic of Kalifornia, I'm ready to go home.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 9:53:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 9:58:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
Why would ypu purposely go to Commiefornia?

Kidnapped?

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 10:00:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/26/2005 10:00:29 AM EDT by 2A373]
Try spending 4 years, 5 months, and 9 days living there.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 10:00:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kharn:

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
Why would ypu purposely go to Commiefornia?

Kidnapped?

Kharn



Close business.

Almost time to get on the plane.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 10:02:08 AM EDT
What a relief, at first I thought this was going to be a post about one of the worst songs ever made...next to Freebird anyway.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 10:03:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 89grand:
What a relief, at first I thought this was going to be a post about one of the worst songs ever made...next to Freebird anyway.www.ar15.com/images/smilies/anim_puke.gif



Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 10:12:54 AM EDT

What a relief, at first I thought this was going to be a post about one of the worst songs ever made...next to Freebird anyway.


Get a rope!
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 10:14:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 89grand:
What a relief, at first I thought this was going to be a post about one of the worst songs ever made...next to Freebird anyway.www.ar15.com/images/smilies/anim_puke.gif



You should be drawn and quartered for that, but only after you have been castrated with a rusty, dull knife and have your testicles sown into your mouth, then flayed alive before cheering hordes of Southerners.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 10:28:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 89grand:
What a relief, at first I thought this was going to be a post about one of the worst songs ever made...next to Freebird anyway.www.ar15.com/images/smilies/anim_puke.gif



Link Posted: 8/26/2005 10:34:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 89grand:
What a relief, at first I thought this was going to be a post about one of the worst songs ever made...next to Freebird anyway.www.ar15.com/images/smilies/anim_puke.gif





heretic!!!


­+ 1 on the burning
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 10:41:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/26/2005 10:42:41 AM EDT by Aimless]
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:07:58 PM EDT
+2 lynch him
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:09:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/26/2005 12:15:02 PM EDT by BeetleBailey]

Originally Posted By Aimless:
www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/alabama.JPG



you are forgetting:



oh, and:

Henry Louis (Hank) Aaron baseball player, Mobile
Nat “King” Cole entertainer, Montgomery
Emmy Lou Harris singer, Birmingham
Kate Jackson actress, Birmingham
Carl Lewis track athlete, Birmingham
Joe Louis boxer, Lexington
Willie Mays baseball player, Westfield
Jim Nabors actor, Sylacauga
Jesse Owens athlete, Danville
Rosa Parks civil rights activist, Tuskegee
Jimmie Rodgers singer, Geiger
George Wallace governor, Clio
Heather Whitestone Miss America, Dothan
Hank Williams recording artist, Georgiana
Helen Keller
Jimmy Buffet
Alabama (the group)
Lionell Richie
Tammy Wynette
Charles Barkley
Bo Jackson
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:22:36 PM EDT
I have to go to Minneapolis next month
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:25:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:
www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/alabama.JPG



Don't laugh, but I liked that movie.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:50:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:53:19 PM EDT
Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the southland
I miss alabamy once again
And I think it’s a sin, yes

Well I heard mister young sing about her
Well, I heard ole neil put her down
Well, I hope neil young will remember
A southern man don’t need him around anyhow

Sweet home alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home alabama
Lord, I’m coming home to you

In birmingham they love the governor
Now we all did what we could do
Now watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth

Sweet home alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home alabama
Lord, I’m coming home to you
Here I come alabama

Now muscle shoals has got the swampers
And they’ve been known to pick a song or two
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I’m feeling blue
Now how about you?

Sweet home alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home alabama
Lord, I’m coming home to you

Sweet home alabama
Oh sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue
And the governor’s true
Sweet home alabama
Lordy
Lord, I’m coming home to you
Yea, yea montgomery’s got the answer
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 2:05:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By 89grand:
What a relief, at first I thought this was going to be a post about one of the worst songs ever made...next to Freebird anyway.www.ar15.com/images/smilies/anim_puke.gif



You should be drawn and quartered for that, but only after you have been castrated with a rusty, dull knife and have your testicles sown into your mouth, then flayed alive before cheering hordes of Southerners.



That would be too good for him!!!


Balming
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 5:33:33 PM EDT
If Sweet Home is the worst what do you say about Neil Youngs Southern Man?
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 5:36:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 5:36:54 PM EDT
I think I'd shoot myself if I had to refer to Alabama as 'sweet home'.

Buck Fama!
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 5:38:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:

Originally Posted By Aimless:
www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/alabama.JPG



Don't laugh, but I liked that movie.



Me too. Reese is a good actress.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 5:41:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
I think I'd shoot myself if I had to refer to Alabama as 'sweet home'.

Buck Fama!



What the hell does "Stars fell on Alabama" mean any way

Why did you let the state dogs change the license plate from "The Heart of Dixie"

Link Posted: 8/26/2005 5:43:57 PM EDT
Bama, where you from?

Huntsvegas here.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 5:44:02 PM EDT
For everybody who has seen the movie Con Air, what did Steve Buscemi’s character, Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene say when the Cons started dancing to that song?

"What's wrong with him?
Off hand I'd say....a lot."
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 5:53:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/26/2005 5:53:56 PM EDT by MMcCall]

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
For everybody who has seen the movie Con Air, what did Steve Buscemi’s character, Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene say when the Cons started dancing to that song?





Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 5:58:22 PM EDT
Yyyyyyyyyyep!
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 6:44:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MMcCall:

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
For everybody who has seen the movie Con Air, what did Steve Buscemi’s character, Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene say when the Cons started dancing to that song?





Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.




One of the best parts of the movie.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 6:52:08 PM EDT
HANG HIM!!


Sweet Home Alabama is one of my favorite songs.

WIZZO
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 7:07:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By Aimless:
www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/alabama.JPG



you are forgetting:

www.deltazetabama.org/Pictures/cox.jpg

oh, and:

Henry Louis (Hank) Aaron baseball player, Mobile
Nat “King” Cole entertainer, Montgomery
Emmy Lou Harris singer, Birmingham
Kate Jackson actress, Birmingham
Carl Lewis track athlete, Birmingham
Joe Louis boxer, Lexington
Willie Mays baseball player, Westfield
Jim Nabors actor, Sylacauga
Jesse Owens athlete, Danville
Rosa Parks civil rights activist, Tuskegee
Jimmie Rodgers singer, Geiger
George Wallace governor, Clio
Heather Whitestone Miss America, Dothan
Hank Williams recording artist, Georgiana
Helen Keller
Jimmy Buffet
Alabama (the group)
Lionell Richie
Tammy Wynette
Charles Barkley
Bo Jackson




Forgot Condi
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 7:09:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
I think I'd shoot myself if I had to refer to Alabama as 'sweet home'.

Buck Fama!



The last time I flew over Virginia I took a crap and flushed
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 5:30:01 AM EDT
What a night. My last plane was delayed by 3 hours. Did not hit the ground till about 2:00 a.m.
Link Posted: 8/27/2005 5:31:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By menefreghista:

Originally Posted By Burley:
I think I'd shoot myself if I had to refer to Alabama as 'sweet home'.

Buck Fama!



What the hell does "Stars fell on Alabama" mean any way

Why did you let the state dogs change the license plate from "The Heart of Dixie"




Nobody can tell me about the stars fell thing.

But if you look real close on the liscense plate it still h as a subdued "Heart of Dixie" on it.
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