got this from a LEO buddy of mine.
SURVIVOR, TEXAS STYLE
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do
its own, entitled Survivor, Texas Style. The contestants will start
in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and
down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, onto El
Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there,
they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,
"I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to
confiscate your guns!"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!