got this from a LEO buddy of mine.

SURVIVOR, TEXAS STYLE
Due to the  popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do
its own, entitled  Survivor, Texas Style. The contestants will start
in Dallas, travel to Waco,  Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and
down to Brownsville. They will then  proceed up to Del Rio, onto El
Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and  Amarillo. From there,
they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to  Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,
"I'm  gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to
confiscate your  guns!"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!

LMAO...the pink volvo would end up flattened on 35 before it even left dallas...

Frisco

no, even better. capture Osama. then have everyone in Dallas ready with baseball bats,crobars ect but no guns (we want him to die slowly) then set Osama down in the middle of the city. Have full video coverage and follow Osama seeing how long he can run before he gets caught and beat to death. [devil][}:D][stick][frag]

The only bad thing is that pink volvo would be completely acceptable in Austin, especially close to the UT campus.

It wasn't until after I dropped out of UT that I was broken of my liberal leanings.

God Bless Texas

But if it had a set of long-horns on the front it would be perfectly acceptable.

 bob [:D]