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Posted: 9/26/2004 12:51:53 AM EST
I work for a major automotive/powersports accessory manufacturer, and on occasion I go to races or car shows and work the display booth to offer support to customers/racers.

On Saturday I worked the Cruisin for the Cure car show at the Orange County Fairgrounds in SoCal ( i.e., lots o' hotties walkin' around).

Anyway, I'm standing at the booth with the rig driver, and this couple of fine looking girls walks up and starts asking some questions about what our product will do for their cars. Of course, I had to help out, it's the gentlemanly thing to do, you know?

The one who really caught my attention was an olive complected beauty with dark hair, a cute smile, and a gorgeous set of... personalities, which she proudly displayed. The more we talked, the more she leaned on the counter, and as it was a warm day, I could actually see the small beads of perspiration that were teasingly rolling into her "valley of wonder".

Between Robert (the driver) and I, we talked with her and her friend for about fifteen minutes, and they even hung around as we answered questions for some other people. Before they left to check out the rest of the car show I had already given them a goodie bag with key cahins, decals, lanyards, and even my card and wrote on it to have her call me personally at work if she had any questions.

Robert and I stood there and watched them turn around and walk down the fairway, and as I watched this hot lookin' babe in a beige top and black mini skirt walk away, the one who I had been drooling over with her awesome rack and tanned gorgeous legs up to her neck, I noticed that she had a tatoo across the top of her back, that was totally visible through her open back blouse.

It was a tat' of an AR-15, snapped in half at the barrel!

HOLY CRAP ! I'd been flirting with a freakin' crazy ass anti !!!!

I stepped into the rig and summarily beat my head against the racking as Robert laughed his ass off at me.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:53:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/26/2004 12:53:27 AM EST by sgtar15]
Here...this will make you feel better...




SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 1:18:09 AM EST
So that shoot's the shit out of the "Don't judge a book by its cover" theory!
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 1:21:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Here...this will make you feel better...

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadBioPic.asp?sAccountUnq=948


SGatr15



IS THAT YOUR TAT??

OUTSTANDING!!

Link Posted: 9/26/2004 1:28:12 AM EST
NO! go back she is the ultimate challenge, first lay her and then take her to the gunrange.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 1:30:37 AM EST
Finally, I get to be the first to say

"Stuff it in her pooper then post pics."
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 2:35:38 AM EST
The only drawback to a herty pooper stuffing with her, is that the tattoo on her back would either bring me to tears or leave me raw.

I think a good, long, dry grudge stuffing is in order.

Who knows? Maybe she'll even call me.

MMUUUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 2:53:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By DesertRider:
It was a tat' of an AR-15, snapped in half at the barrel!



Maybe she works for HK?
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 3:05:48 AM EST
You do know she can pivot at the hips right?

WELL break her open, stuff it in the pooper and take PICS, now thats the ARF.com way.....
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 3:27:48 AM EST
The tat would be one of the dumbest tats I have ever heard about...................She is operating on 2 brain cells.................and one of them is keeping her breathing!!
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 3:38:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/26/2004 3:39:54 AM EST by TomJefferson]
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 3:59:44 AM EST


Sucked in by the enemy


Too bad you didn't get sucked OFF by the enemy!

Link Posted: 9/26/2004 4:03:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:

Sucked in by the enemy


Too bad you didn't get sucked OFF by the enemy!







J
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 4:04:12 AM EST
I wouldnt consider her the enemy. Just a smart girl. Show her an AK and you'll be in like Flinn.
After all, she obviously knows the AK is superior to the AR due to the tat.
Which of course, it is.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 4:06:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/26/2004 4:07:18 AM EST by repub18]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Here...this will make you feel better...


SGatr15




that tat is spelled wrong
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 9:02:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By DesertRider:
It was a tat' of an AR-15, snapped in half at the barrel!




So? BFD, just grudgefuck her and snap HER in half at the barrel.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 9:06:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 9:07:26 AM EST
Yeah, what Napalm said. Try to wax that ass anyway. When you're done, tell her how many UNBROKEN ARs you have!
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 9:09:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Here...this will make you feel better...

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadBioPic.asp?sAccountUnq=948


SGatr15



Nice ink but it's spelled wrong.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 9:19:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By SPECTRE:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Here...this will make you feel better...

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadBioPic.asp?sAccountUnq=948


SGatr15



Nice ink but it's spelled wrong.




SO they tell me...oh well.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 9:26:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By SPECTRE:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Here...this will make you feel better...

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadBioPic.asp?sAccountUnq=948


SGatr15



Nice ink but it's spelled wrong.




SO they tell me...oh well.


SGatr15



Ya know, with a little work, possible laser on the edges and fill in the bottom, good to go !!
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 9:29:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By SPECTRE:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Here...this will make you feel better...

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadBioPic.asp?sAccountUnq=948


SGatr15



Nice ink but it's spelled wrong.




SO they tell me...oh well.


SGatr15





You da man Sarge. Yo!!!!
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 4:55:57 PM EST
I have some glue that will fix that barrel right up.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 5:01:42 PM EST
F*ck her hard enough to put it back together. She'll thank you later. OTOH, it could be like those goofy "broken wings" Harley emblems. Maybe her AR has a bad extractor spring or something and she got that tattoo to stand in for her rifle till it's fixed.
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