Posted: 5/1/2005 6:39:51 AM EDT
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So I'm sitting here sipping coffee, just having logged in to Arfcom on a beautiful Sunday morning, when the wife 'Prances' up to me giggling like a school girl holding a package in her hands. She says to me in her excited (like a school girl voice), "Honey look what I found at the grocery store yesterday, Bigger Hot dogs!!!!" "I want to try them for dinner tonight!!!" So I say to her totally unimpressed, "But honey, I thought size didn't matter??" As she walkes away she says to me, "Silly man, you would think that." So now I'm left wondering, is this one of those time when a 'Hot dog' is just a hot dog? Or is she trying to tell me something after 29 yrs. of marriage??? So what do you all think? Am I over analyzing this or should I be worried?? Please discuss......... 
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Here is what you do. Tonight when she cooks the hotdogs and after you sit down to eat, grab the hotdog and place it in the bun. If the hotdog doesn't stick out the sides just look up at her and say: "Honey, you're right...size of the weiner doesn't really matter when the bun it's going in is so damn big" Then duck. Sgatr15 |
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Good one!!!! hehe...... 
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| I don't think that you should be worried. I'm sure that she just thought of a funny way to tease you. (I'd totally do that) Maybe she's thinking that if she get's you a little worried you'll have to prove your manhood by giving her some really, really great sex. (I'd totally do that too!) |
You're catholic aren't you? Sgatr15 |
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Perhaps your right, any suggestions on how to break the 'routine'?????.......  ...
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Slap a warm week old dead fish on the kitchen counter and say nothing. 
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Ummm Well Ummmm.... Ever think about spending a night taking her to some of the more "racy" lingerie places for an evening of shopping? It works....... Sgatr15 |
I don't think she likes it when I wear her clothes....... 
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no I'm MORMON. why exactly do you ask? |
because Catholics are often very passionate people. And so are Mormons for that matter...it was meant as a compliment actually SGatr15 |
Well It would depend on your wife and what she's into. My husband bought me lingerie and I loved it because he's shy about shopping for stuff like that...I have known women to get affended though if their hubby's buy them lingerie. Different positions are fun...except somewomen don't like that either. Sex toys are fun...for some people. In case you can't tell it's hard to say because wonem are very different in what they like. You just have to know your wife or just ask her! |
oh welll compliment accepted graciously!h.gif |
More like run like hell!! |
Well, there's alway's the 'eatin' britches!
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and that's all I'm going to say about that 
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Sarge, do you beep when you back up like that?
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Sometimes...... you are really fucking funny. |