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9/23/2020 3:47:02 PM
Posted: 10/16/2008 7:44:34 PM EDT
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher whose
hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama
and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle.  Not
being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and
you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle.

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong
up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just
wonder what kind of dumb asses put him up there to begin with."
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 7:50:39 PM EDT
Nothing?  Or dupe?
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 7:51:22 PM EDT
I like turtles.
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:40:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:42:38 PM EDT
Heh, like a moo point.
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:56:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher whose
hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama
and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle.  Not
being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and
you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle.

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong
up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just
wonder what kind of dumb asses put him up there to begin with."


Damn right thinking there
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 9:08:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/16/2008 9:09:16 PM EDT by BillSouthCarolina]

Originally Posted By LinggrrLonggrr:
I like turtles.


And he hunts them www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn8EQ0azXpQ
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