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Link Posted: 1/13/2021 6:09:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Goosemaster:
We have a weather girl named Majestic Storm.
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First and middle.  Last is Tschabold-Grant.
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Hugh Jorgan
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i knew a woman with one leg longer than the other named Ilene , she had a half sister that was chinese named Ireane
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all kidding aside , when i was a kid we had 2 black kids on the bus named Angel and French fry
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Thomas Thomas
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Tuna Feaster.

Pronounced "Twa Nay"
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Paris Franz

Demon Speed

and one guy who's legal first name was "Gator".
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Originally Posted By ManyFacets:

better than richard seaman i suppose

the object ones always get me. like chandelier or mercedes.
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Originally Posted By Jodquist:
Waited tables in college. Man paid with a credit card his name was Peter Seaman. I nearly shit myself

better than richard seaman i suppose

the object ones always get me. like chandelier or mercedes.
I was a groosman in a Sweet/Seeman wedding.
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Candi Kayne - she was a sweet girl
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20+ years in law enforcement has caused me to encounter some hilarious and awesome names.

Roadrash Roadkyll Sagebrush (not his birth name)

Justin Case

Another with a last name of Cabbagestalk, and a guy whose last name was Bamberger.

Another dude had the most awesomely metal last name: Deathrage.  I told him I wanted to trade names.

Guy who legally changed his name to Iamthebeast

I had a math teacher named Oweeda Cox.

I went to the police academy with a guy whose last name was O'Cop.

We also had two guys in my academy named White and Wong.  We were seated alphabetically, which made it even better.

We once had a Small and a Wood on the same shift.  It was hilarious when they would call each other on the radio.

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I knew a little annoying shit last name Glasscock. Also knew a guy named Rage.
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Known all these in person

Guy named Kam Fatt (pronounced Cum Faht)

Guy named Dick Hardie.

Sweet gal named Symbelmyne (name of a flower  in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings) who married a guy with the last name Meadows.
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Originally Posted By DocGlockster:
My girlfriend (who is a nurse)  often laughs at a former co-worker from years back who was named Candida.

Candida is vaginal yeast, so imagine a nurse being named vaginal yeast.
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There was an FFL in this area (now out of business) that really did give one of their sons the first name of Remington.

I always thought that was amusing.
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Sumchit Phucker

Rocky Selfasocky

Youanna Foiley
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Thomas Thomas
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I’ve met two Thomas Thomas in my life. Lol
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A friends grand daughter is maned named Felynie. (Pronounced felony).

Edit for typo.
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Crackheads locally named their kid Hunter U-Serious-Dude Smith.
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Pepsi Fresh.

Nice lady, actually.
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Hope,Faith,Charity.......and Fonda Peters
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Originally Posted By liquidflesh1349:
Knew a girl first name was Pepsi.

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So there's at least two lol
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Originally Posted By DocGlockster:
I promise these are the names of real people I have dealt with in the past:

Evan Evans
Camaro King

and my all-time, cannot-be-topped favorite:  Candy Beaver.

(I shit you not, that was her name).
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Her sister (metaphorically) Sandy worked at my first employer out of the .mil. Great person, too. Beaver was her husband's surname, BTW.

We dealt with a realtor in Florida name Juana Cheatam. I lol'd when I met her. She said she'd heard it a million times.
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Yolanda Squatpump
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Sandy Wood

Dick Small - I shit you not he named his son Peter Small

Yung Ho (korean guy I think?)
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Lived in CA a while

Literally knew a guys whose hippie parents named him Commie

Buffy Poon- immigrant from Asia

In grade school

Peter Anel
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I needed some wheels for my jeep once, found some on craigslist.

The guy's name was Purple.

I didn't find out until years later due to a thread on this forum he was one of the top American Gladiator contestants.
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Richard Head
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I knew a Richard Head
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I ran into a Ronald Ronald through work once too.

He was an old dude and in no mood to discuss his name at this point in life
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I talk to tons of people throughout the day. A few of my coworkers and I compare every now and then. Here are few of my winners.

La-a, pronounced LaDaysha, she became upset when I asked her to spell it. "spell it like it sounds"
Lemonjello and Orangejello, they were twins. pronounced Lemangello, Oraungallo
Nosmo King, No Smoking
Shitonya, Shit On Ya
Nhi Female
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Grace Fuchs
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Bruce Batman.

Harry Canary

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Originally Posted By 556therapy:
Countdown until someone claims a friend of friend knew twins named Lemonjello and Orangello.

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No far flung claim- local kids in the projects here. Both ended up multiple felonious champions.
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 7:08:50 PM EST
I have two...

1st was in an email sent out to the entire org notifying everyone that "K shit" was a mistake and the person's account was updated. Name was supposed to be Kishiti or something. Made me actually lol.

2nd: Diesel Burn
Link Posted: 1/13/2021 7:11:41 PM EST
I remember a female Army paralegal with last name Deatherage, pronounced "DETHER-idge."  Of course, everyone called her Death-Rage.

I know a guy whose last name was Weiner, he joined the Marines.  As you can imagine, Parris Island was hell on earth for him.
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Joy Lay
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Richard Hertz

Richard Dong

Teh Fook

Boboroy  -  parents couldn't decide, either Bob or Roy

Some of my friends:

Lastname  Dumas

Lastname  Haycock

Link Posted: 1/13/2021 7:20:51 PM EST
Ran across the last name Clithero today at work.
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Was a local furniture store owner in town maybe 35 years ago named Ben Dover his wife's name was yep you guessed it Illene.
Went to school with a pair of smoking hot twins named Silence and Mistery .
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Kids in school years ago...

Harry Lady

and a girl with the first name T9C.

Local dentist...Dr Toothman.
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Richard Nutt
And a black guy named Napoleon Bonaparte (no shit)
First name Wil-Mart
Micheal Myers
Rusty Fender
and a dentist named Dr Hurt
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Phuc Ngo
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Know a guy
 Frank Jackson Offer
Party animal
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Sharon Beaver
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I was doing some electrical work in someones office and the name Pretty Bush was on someones cubical.
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I met a Dick Wiener and his son Peter Wiener. They went by big and little lol.
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Jury Duty Cera
Cloteleous Thomas
Sister Sinclair
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An armed DHS agent who didn't have a government issued photo ID.  Neither him nor his partner could produce one.  Had a business card, though.  I tried pretty hard not to laugh when I read his name.  His initials + last name ... ouch.
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Kid with the name of "Innocent."  His mother said she named him that so WHEN the police arrested him he could honestly say "I'm Innocent."
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