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9/26/2008 10:17:30 PM EDT
One of his movies are playing on USA right now. Is it me or does this guy play the same damn character in every single one of his movies?
9/26/2008 10:18:34 PM EDT
[#1]

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One of his movies are playing on USA right now. Is it me or does this guy play the same damn character in every single one of his movies?


Yeah, he is pretty lame.
9/26/2008 10:18:59 PM EDT
[#2]
typecasted wife beater, but very entertaining.
9/26/2008 10:19:05 PM EDT
[#3]
Steven Seagal Redeems Himself As "Cock Puncher"

Steven Seagal quote " I don't think you have the balls."
9/26/2008 10:19:10 PM EDT
[#4]
Poor man's Van Damme.  Er, or is it the other way around?
9/26/2008 10:19:17 PM EDT
[#5]
yes

and he sucks

about the only respectable movies he's done is the original Under Siege
9/26/2008 10:19:26 PM EDT
[#6]
He runs like a fairy.
9/26/2008 10:21:31 PM EDT
[#7]
Gotta love the "I smell farts" look that is permanently on the dude's face.

Such a fat sack.
9/26/2008 10:22:40 PM EDT
[#8]

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Steven Seagal Redeems Himself As "Cock Puncher"

Steven Seagal quote " I don't think you have the balls."

Yes Cock-Puncher was a funny ass item in that movie. If Seagall can poke a little fun at himself he can't be all bad.
9/26/2008 10:32:30 PM EDT
[#9]
All Hail the Puncher of Cocks!

(He must have given my ex-gf lessons!)
9/26/2008 10:33:52 PM EDT
[#10]

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All Hail the Puncher of Cocks!

(He must have given my ex-gf lessons!)






Seagal straight-to-DVD movies are hilarious comedies.  There are tons of them.
9/26/2008 10:35:31 PM EDT
[#11]

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He runs like a fairy.



9/26/2008 10:40:16 PM EDT
[#12]
I think "Out For Justice" was one of his best flicks and the last good one he made was "On Deadly Ground". He went downhill after that.

However; I'll give him props for his "Cock Puncher" teaser.
9/26/2008 10:40:59 PM EDT
[#13]
At least he likes 1911s.
9/26/2008 11:00:36 PM EDT
[#14]
9/26/2008 11:13:49 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
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HAHAHA
9/27/2008 12:00:47 AM EDT
[#16]

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Quoted:
i27.photobucket.com/albums/c176/Bdberg1/seagalchart.gif


HAHAHA


+1
9/27/2008 12:06:23 AM EDT
[#17]
what was with that whole EPA phase he went through?
9/27/2008 12:09:42 AM EDT
[#18]

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Seagal straight-to-DVD movies are hilarious comedies.  There are tons of them.


If he made $20 off of every one he did, he'd be a billionaire.
9/27/2008 12:11:03 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
i27.photobucket.com/albums/c176/Bdberg1/seagalchart.gif


lol beat me to it!
9/27/2008 12:16:11 AM EDT
[#20]
under siege was a good flick
9/27/2008 4:14:22 AM EDT
[#21]
I liked "Under Siege," but my favorite is still, "Marked for Death."  

Extra trivia - in his shiloutte on cover of the DVD case, he's clealry holding a Beretta 92.  No Beretta 92's appear in the film... D'OHH!
9/27/2008 4:17:09 AM EDT
[#22]

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what was with that whole EPA phase he went through?


wasn't he the guy that the cartoon captain planet came from
9/27/2008 4:50:43 AM EDT
[#23]

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Quoted:
what was with that whole EPA phase he went through?


wasn't he the guy that the cartoon captain planet came from
Nah, that was Tom Cruise before he hid in Stan's closet.
9/27/2008 4:54:00 AM EDT
[#24]
The girl in my avatar could kick that fat sack of shits ass!
9/27/2008 4:58:21 AM EDT
[#25]
He's my favorite Italian/Jewish/Japanese/Native American/Mafioso overweight badass actor.
9/27/2008 5:00:29 AM EDT
[#26]

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One of his movies are playing on USA right now. Is it me or does this guy play the same damn character in every single one of his movies?




No not at all.  Sometimes his character is fatter than other times.  
9/27/2008 5:01:15 AM EDT
[#27]
I wish he'd stayed with the CIA instead of going to Hollywood.
9/27/2008 5:19:24 AM EDT
[#28]

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The girl in my avatar could kick that fat sack of shits ass!


I don't think so.

washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2007/06/steven-seagal.html

snip

"Steven Seagal, born April 10, 1951, is an action movie actor best known for his unique brand of martial arts used in his films. Seagal is a 7th-dan black belt in aikido and as a young adult was an aikido instructor in Japan before moving to Los Angeles, California at which point he was noticed by entertainment executives who gave him his first movie role in Above The Law in 1988."

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"Reports have also surfaced that Seagal has been rough on stuntmen. During the filming of 2001's Exit Wounds, he injured a number of stuntmen and his co-star, DMX. According to Steven Quadros, a fight trainer, Seagal has been known to "kick guys in the nuts to see if they were wearing cups." Seagal was also at the center of an incident in which stuntman and judo master Gene Lebell confronted Seagal over this abuse of stuntmen and reportedly put Seagal into a Shime-Waza (i.e., "sleeper") hold, choking Seagal unconscious."

snip


I saw something on TV years ago where a stunt man was being interviewed about his work.  He said he had worked with just about all the action hero types over the years, as the typical bad guy that gets beat up in a bar fight and thrown through the window.  He said that Seagal was the only actor he ever worked with who scared him.  He said all of Seagal's moves were "killing moves" and he didn't always hold back enough to avoid hurting people.

Seagal has blimped up, and always plays the same character, and has jumped the shark a long time ago, but - stunt men don't like working with him because he's too dangerous.

9/27/2008 5:21:06 AM EDT
[#29]
I met Steven Seagal at a martial arts tournament in the early eighties.  Arrogant SOB.  Really good, and he knew it.

I spent a couple hours with Chuck Norris at two separate tournaments in 1989 and 1990.  One of the other sensei in my college martial arts club was from Chuck's Philadelphia dojo.  Hell of a nice guy, and he remembered my name at the second tournament.  
9/27/2008 5:23:18 AM EDT
[#30]

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One of his movies are playing on USA right now. Is it me or does this guy play the same damn character in every single one of his movies?


He does
9/27/2008 5:25:04 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Steven Seagal Redeems Himself As "Cock Puncher"

Steven Seagal quote " I don't think you have the balls."

Yes Cock-Puncher was a funny ass item in that movie. If Seagall can poke a little fun at himself he can't be all bad.


I don't think that contained any original acting.
9/27/2008 5:27:40 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
I liked "Under Siege," but my favorite is still, "Marked for Death."  

Extra trivia - in his shiloutte on cover of the DVD case, he's clealry holding a Beretta 92.  No Beretta 92's appear in the film... D'OHH!


"If a mon commits a crime against you, he must be paid bock, A TOUSAND TIIIMES!"
9/27/2008 5:30:51 AM EDT
[#33]
He'll press check the hell out of a 1911, won't he?
9/27/2008 5:34:24 AM EDT
[#34]

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He'll press check the hell out of a 1911, won't he?


I noticed that too , I started doing it on my 1911's and didnt even realise it
9/27/2008 7:31:21 AM EDT
[#35]
My favorite Seagal quote.
9/27/2008 8:12:15 AM EDT
[#36]

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He runs like a fairy.


Run? Isn't it more of a speed waddle?
9/27/2008 8:28:56 AM EDT
[#37]

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My favorite Seagal quote.


LOL

9/27/2008 8:33:28 AM EDT
[#38]
His acting skills are WEAK.
9/27/2008 8:34:09 AM EDT
[#39]
Oh come'on guys...calling Seagal lame?

His movies were very formulaic, but dammit if they weren't entertaining!

In every movie, you could count on him to give a guy an extra elbow, or do that hand chop cross the throat move, or break a guys neck over his hip while bending him in a way that isn't natural...and he DOES love M1911's.

When these movies were being made, it was during the "Lethal Weapon" era of movies where gunhandling in movies was pretty fucking lame...at lest Seagal looked like he knew what he was doing with his gubbermint models.

Now...when he got all involved with all of the spiritualistic tree hugging, hippie, fruit crap...he became lame, but hell...he was still somewhat entertaining.

Hax
9/27/2008 6:12:38 PM EDT
[#40]

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He runs like a fairy.


Run? Isn't it more of a speed waddle?



Naw, it's more of a he had an accident while walking out of the shower and slipped onto a flashlight accident.

Runs like something is shoved very far up his ass.
9/27/2008 6:22:14 PM EDT
[#41]
Seagal is a guy who really had it going at one time. Accomplished some things few others had achieved in the martial arts.
He seems to of gone to shit, physically and spiritually. Its sad really.
9/27/2008 6:23:04 PM EDT
[#42]

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Quoted:
My favorite Seagal quote.


LOL



+1
9/27/2008 6:26:37 PM EDT
[#43]

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One of his movies are playing on USA right now. Is it me or does this guy play the same damn character in every single one of his movies?


Who said he's playing?  He'll never get an award for acting because he isn't acting!