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Posted: 9/20/2005 11:35:50 AM EDT
One of the few things my wife does that really, really pisses me off. She just sqeezes the tube in the middle. God forbid she actually squeezed from the end.

Just gets my goat. I don't know how many times over the last 8 years I've yelled at her about this. Just common sense. Sqeeze the damn tube from the end!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:38:59 AM EDT
Well.. then the tub is mostly full, i'll squeze from the middle. As it gets empty, i'll force all the paste to the end of the tube by dragging it along the sink edge. Takes 3 seconds.

Your making a mountian out of a mole hill.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:39:06 AM EDT
KICK HER TO THE CURB!

Prenup?

Whos name is the apt\house in?

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:39:58 AM EDT
I press from the top.

Mentadent.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:44:10 AM EDT
Do you really want to get the wife in the habbit of squeezing the end (tip)?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:45:59 AM EDT
I suck it out of the tube
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:47:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
Well.. then the tub is mostly full, i'll squeze from the middle. As it gets empty, i'll force all the paste to the end of the tube by dragging it along the sink edge. Takes 3 seconds.

Your making a mountian out of a mole hill.



Same. Least amount of effort needed to get something done, without fk'ing it up.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:48:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
Well.. then the tub is mostly full, i'll squeze from the middle. As it gets empty, i'll force all the paste to the end of the tube by dragging it along the sink edge. Takes 3 seconds.

Your making a mountian out of a mole hill.



Exactly the way I do it....
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:50:47 AM EDT
Squeezing from the end is better dammit.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:16:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
Well.. then the tube is mostly full, i'll squeze from the middle. As it gets empty, i'll force all the paste to the end of the tube by dragging it along the sink edge. Takes 3 seconds.




Same here, I won't let the wife toss the tube until I've squeezed every last bit from the tube.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:26:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CS223:

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
Well.. then the tube is mostly full, i'll squeze from the middle. As it gets empty, i'll force all the paste to the end of the tube by dragging it along the sink edge. Takes 3 seconds.




Same here, I won't let the wife toss the tube until I've squeezed every last bit from the tube.



My method as well. Middle first then from bottom until all gone.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:28:20 PM EDT
Same here! And by God, that sucker's EMPTY when I toss it!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 1:28:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
One of the few things my wife does that really, really pisses me off. She just sqeezes the tube in the middle. God forbid she actually squeezed from the end.

Just gets my goat. I don't know how many times over the last 8 years I've yelled at her about this. Just common sense. Sqeeze the damn tube from the end!



+1!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:15:37 PM EDT
This was a big deal, like should the toilet paper go over the top or under, back in the days when toothpaste tubes were made from a tin alloy. Once crimped, you could not uncrimp. You needed to squeeze and roll from the bottom to get all the toothpaste.

But for the last 30 or 40 years toothpaste and similar products are made from plastic. You could not rol them up if you wanted to.

This argument is a waste of time.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:19:44 PM EDT
Get a grip. Who the fuck cares? It's toothpaste.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:22:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
Well.. then the tub is mostly full, i'll squeze from the middle. As it gets empty, i'll force all the paste to the end of the tube by dragging it along the sink edge. Takes 3 seconds.

Your making a mountian out of a mole hill.



Same
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:23:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
Get a grip. Who the fuck cares? It's toothpaste.



A big fucking +1
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:31:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:45:18 PM EDT
the middle

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:52:01 PM EDT
I'll never have that problem. Nobody would ever share a tube of the grease stipper I put on my toothbrush. I use Rembrant whitening w/ peroxide. Takes like hell on horse hair, but the point is to get my teeth clean and maybe bring them up a few shades.

Heck, I also use the cheap bottle of mouthwash...the kind that brings tears to your eyes. I want to kill all the shit in my mouth when I wake up, not chug on a bottle of mint and a sprig of vanilla.

So, I doubt I'll ever have any squeeze issues.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:53:16 PM EDT
What pisses me off is when the wife or kids use MY tube, and then open it by the flip top, too lazy to unscrew the damn cap.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:53:21 PM EDT
Lots of bottom-squeezers in this forum.[
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:56:55 PM EDT
I squeese from the middle until the end of the tube when I slide it up from the bottom.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 3:03:51 PM EDT
Get a grip.
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