Posted: 7/27/2006 12:25:24 AM EDT
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Is quite possibly the gayest term ever. However descriptive or 'accurate' it may be, I feel like a complete toolbag every time I'm forced to say it due to a lack of a better term. On that note.. I'm not gonna lie. I love doing it. |
Yup, 2 hooded guys look very much like labrador retreivers. Every time I see the dog wandering around the house, I think he's a Palestinian commando and try to kill him.
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Every time i glance at his avatar i think it is yours, they are both dark and i have been drinking. |
That's ok, when I'm drinking one of my wife's furry slippers looks like an overly hairy vagina, and it brings back wicked memories of my prom date and I throw up a little in my mouth. Happens. |
dear god man, one can only hope you wife doesn't find you in bed with her slipper
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Been there done that. I learned it is best not to talk about it. |
I don't worry about that, it's what happens when she gets up to pee, puts on the slipper and gets a surprise inside.
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Call it "a$$hole to bellybutton" if it makes you feel better.
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from harrysacz: "attention everyone...I am feeling a little like I am going to pass out...so I will go to the bedroom and lay down...ass up...and that's where I will be...did I mention I am a little drunk...and probably won't remember anything tommorrow..." |
My ex couldn't fall asleep unless we were spooning (see how much of a toolbag I look like for using that word in a sentence?!). If I was on my back and she came in, she would grab my arm and try to roll me up on my side so she could fall asleep. Spooning + rubbing her stomach = lights out for her. |
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Neal: "Del." Del: "Hmmm." Neal: "Why did you kiss my ear? " Del: "Why are you holding my hand?" Neal: "Where's your other hand?" Del: "Between two pillows." Neal: "Those aren't pillows!" Both: "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! (much shivering and grimacing by both)" Neal: "See that Bears game last week?" Del: "Yeah, helluva a game, helluva game. Bears gotta great team this year." P,T & A |
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