I heard it on the Keene state college radio station friday and can not locate anyone who knows it, but i know you guys know everything.
It sounds like weird al, or maybe Bowling for Soup, but i don't think so.  It was/is absolutley hilarious but with good guitar licks, too.
First, in the song, he gets into a fight with a hermaphrodite.  its a real knock-down-drag-out in which he describes all the punishment received and dished out, including removing his/her apendix.
He then goes to a doughnut shop and asks for all kinds of doughnuts but the guy in the store keeps telling him that he doesn't have any doughnuts, but he does have a box of flesh-eating weasels, so he buys the box and opens it and the weasels attack him and jump on his face.  Then as he's fighting off the weasels he meets the girl of his dreams and her first words to him were, "Hey, you got weasels on your face."

I was in my car and could barely drive 'cuz a was laughing so hard.
Anyone?

Weird Al Yankovic - Albequerque.

So it WAS Weird Al.  Damn, just goes to show...

yeah, it's albuquerque (how ever the fuck you spell it) and it's probably my favorite wierd al song.  it's like eleven minutes long or something and at the end he explains his thoughts in like 3 words.  it's funnier than hell.


jake