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Posted: 3/9/2010 12:59:06 PM EDT
that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:02:08 PM EDT


   Some say that one of his eyes is a teste. And that he was turned down for I'm A Celebrity... because people have heard of him. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:08:12 PM EDT
Some of the best ones:

Some say… that he’s illegal in 17 US States.
Some say… that his genitals are on upside-down.
Some say… that he once punched a horse to the ground.
Some say… that he has a full-size tattoo of his face… on his face.
Some say… that he thought Star Wars was a documentary.
Some say… that when he slows down, brake lights come on in his buttocks.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:09:44 PM EDT
Some say...that there is an evil monkey in his closet
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:11:06 PM EDT
that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he’s confused by stairs
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:15:10 PM EDT
Some say....

That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about.

Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread?
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:18:24 PM EDT
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Some say....

That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about.

Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread?


Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:19:13 PM EDT
(add jamacian accent) Some say there is such a thing...........some say
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:19:14 PM EDT



Quoted:


Some say....



That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about.



Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread?







 
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:19:45 PM EDT
Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals...
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:19:58 PM EDT
I read the title in Jeremy Clarkson's voice.





Before I even knew this was about the Stig.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:20:40 PM EDT




Quoted:



Quoted:

Some say....



That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about.



Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread?




Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover.


fixed

Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:22:00 PM EDT


Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:27:37 PM EDT
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I read the title in Jeremy Clarkson's voice.


Before I even knew this was about the Stig.


Me too
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:32:50 PM EDT
Jezza, Hamster, Capt. Slow. and The Stig. FTW
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:47:15 PM EDT
Some say he enjoys midget porn.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 1:54:45 PM EDT



Quoted:



Quoted:

Some say....



That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about.



Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread?




Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover.


What the hell are you smoking?  



 
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:01:54 PM EDT
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Some say....

That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about.

Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread?


Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover.

What the hell are you smoking?  
 


http://www.ajeepthing.com/images/land-rover-discovery-3.jpg



Sexy, sexy vehicles.


ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kltGv1i6g&feature=PlayList&p=E730A25484EE9330&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=61
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:03:27 PM EDT
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Some say....

That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about.

Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread?


Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover.

What the hell are you smoking?  
 



 The exhaust of my poor,poor Disco apparently!
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:05:04 PM EDT










One expensive drag race.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:08:06 PM EDT
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I read the title in Jeremy Clarkson's voice.


Before I even knew this was about the Stig.


Me too


...he knows two facts about ducks.  and they're both wrong.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:08:59 PM EDT
Once again...I am lost in Arfcom GD
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:22:06 PM EDT



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Once again...I am lost in Arfcom GD


Its a car show.

 
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:23:05 PM EDT
I say I am lost in a mexican radio.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:28:49 PM EDT
I think I woke up in the fucking Twilight Zone.....

I find that more and more I don't have a fucking clue what anyone is babbling on about......
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:29:39 PM EDT



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:


Quoted:

Some say....



That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about.



Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread?




Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover.


What the hell are you smoking?  

 




http://www.ajeepthing.com/images/land-rover-discovery-3.jpg








Sexy, sexy vehicles.





ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kltGv1i6g&feature=PlayList&p=E730A25484EE9330&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=61


Clearly you don't own one.  I have an 02 Discovery and its probably the biggest piece of shit ever designed.  And for no explainable reason whatsoever, I love it.  



And in an attempt to not hijack the thread completely;



Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fight
with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the
Cash-for-Honours scandal. All we know is that he's called Lord Stig




 
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:45:10 PM EDT
Quoted:

Quoted:
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Quoted:
Quoted:
Some say....

That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about.

Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread?


Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover.

What the hell are you smoking?  
 


http://www.ajeepthing.com/images/land-rover-discovery-3.jpg



Sexy, sexy vehicles.


ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kltGv1i6g&feature=PlayList&p=E730A25484EE9330&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=61

Clearly you don't own one.  I have an 02 Discovery and its probably the biggest piece of shit ever designed.  And for no explainable reason whatsoever, I love it.  

And in an attempt to not hijack the thread completely;

Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fightwith Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in theCash-for-Honours scandal. All we know is that he's called Lord Stig
 


I don't. I appreciate them from a distance, though. I'm actually really leaning toward a MINI Cooper S this summer instead of an older Range Rover. The MINI's a solid piece of British manufacturing, right?

ETA: Not to totally hijack this thread, some say… that his first name really is “The”
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:45:59 PM EDT
. . . . his skin has the texture of dolphins, and if he caught fire he would burn for 1000 days.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:46:16 PM EDT



Quoted:



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Quoted:


Quoted:

Some say....



That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about.



Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread?




Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover.


What the hell are you smoking?  

 




http://www.ajeepthing.com/images/land-rover-discovery-3.jpg








Sexy, sexy vehicles.





ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kltGv1i6g&feature=PlayList&p=E730A25484EE9330&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=61


Clearly you don't own one.  I have an 02 Discovery and its probably the biggest piece of shit ever designed.  And for no explainable reason whatsoever, I love it.  



And in an attempt to not hijack the thread completely;



Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fightwith Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in theCash-for-Honours scandal. All we know is that he's called Lord Stig

 




I don't. I appreciate them from a distance, though. I'm actually really leaning toward a MINI Cooper S this summer instead of an older Range Rover. The MINI's a solid piece of British manufacturing, right?
Not sure if serious?



Now made by BMW.





 
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:50:45 PM EDT
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Some say....

That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about.

Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread?


Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover.

What the hell are you smoking?  
 


http://www.ajeepthing.com/images/land-rover-discovery-3.jpg



Sexy, sexy vehicles.


ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kltGv1i6g&feature=PlayList&p=E730A25484EE9330&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=61

Clearly you don't own one.  I have an 02 Discovery and its probably the biggest piece of shit ever designed.  And for no explainable reason whatsoever, I love it.  

And in an attempt to not hijack the thread completely;

Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fightwith Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in theCash-for-Honours scandal. All we know is that he's called Lord Stig
 


I don't. I appreciate them from a distance, though. I'm actually really leaning toward a MINI Cooper S this summer instead of an older Range Rover. The MINI's a solid piece of British manufacturing, right?
Not sure if serious?

Now made by BMW.

 


Tweaked by them, but still made in Britain. (Oxford, actually. I've been to the factory and seen it in action, it's really incredible...) I'm told the BMW influence is mostly administrative, no?
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 2:58:53 PM EDT



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I think I woke up in the fucking Twilight Zone.....



I find that more and more I don't have a fucking clue what anyone is babbling on about......


Top Gear man Top Fucking Gear!



 
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