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Posted: 6/16/2009 4:59:10 PM EDT
People joking and farting in phones, free flow of political discussion and news, blowing airhorns into receivers, hive minds left and right, etc?

Would it crash the VOIP intertubes?  Would it be orderly or madness?  
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:09:15 PM EDT
[#1]
I think it would depend on what age group you get. if you end up with a bunch of youngsters, then yes. other wise it would be orderly I think
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:10:29 PM EDT
[#2]
It would start out as mayhem and degenerate from there.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:12:05 PM EDT
[#3]
Picture several monkeys, a bottle of Viagra, and one football.



roy d....we're not real bright when in groups
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:13:33 PM EDT
[#4]
Blade.... PICS or GTFO......


then... IBTL.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:13:51 PM EDT
[#5]
How would we know who is who
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:14:06 PM EDT
[#6]
Drunken madness from the basement dwellers and unemployed as they await the arrival of Subnet.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:14:51 PM EDT
[#7]
Since I couldn't find a picture of a bunch of monkeys in a cage flinging poo on each other, here is the second best visual representation:



Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:15:30 PM EDT
[#8]
My guess is there would be a lot of voice squeaking.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:15:44 PM EDT
[#9]
I always imagined a real life depiction of arfcom GD to be a crowded convention inside a giant warehouse where lots of tables are set up with people sitting behind them (the OPs) and yelling out to people who walk by. Lots of guns too.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:22:33 PM EDT
[#10]



Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:24:19 PM EDT
[#11]
Something like this?

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:38:11 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Something like this?

http://www.thewvsr.com/images/redneck.jpg


Where's his mouth?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:44:11 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Something like this?

http://www.thewvsr.com/images/redneck.jpg


Where's his mouth?


You can do that when you don't have teeth
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:45:38 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:52:09 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:


People joking and farting in phones, free flow of political discussion and news, blowing airhorns into receivers, hive minds left and right, etc?



Would it crash the VOIP intertubes?  Would it be orderly or madness?  


GD is all of the above.  I the conference call was on say, I don't know, raising funds for the NRA the discussion would breakdown in about five seconds.
 
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:59:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Click to see what an AR15 Conference call would look like...


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:15:15 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Click to see what an AR15 Conference call would look like...

<a href="http://s2.largeimagehost.com/img/untilted/etcXQeh/conf.JPG.html" target="_blank">http://s2.largeimagehost.com/TN/etcXQes/tn_conf.JPG</a>



That's funny.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:53:35 PM EDT
[#18]
It would get locked
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:54:47 PM EDT
[#19]
somebody MS paint it.



don't forget to include obama's DHS cronies tapping it.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:55:38 PM EDT
[#20]
A thread title never made me laugh, until now...  just the thought...

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:58:39 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Click to see what an AR15 Conference call would look like...

<a href="http://s2.largeimagehost.com/img/untilted/etcXQeh/conf.JPG.html" target="_blank">http://s2.largeimagehost.com/TN/etcXQes/tn_conf.JPG</a>





  1. HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA - OUTSTANDING PRIVATE PYLE

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:00:23 PM EDT
[#22]


There's  always one.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:01:31 PM EDT
[#23]
at night it would be like one giant prank call.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:03:30 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Something like this?

http://www.thewvsr.com/images/redneck.jpg


Oh shit, I don't even wanta think about it. But probably about like this.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:04:04 PM EDT
[#25]



Quoted:


People joking and farting in phones, free flow of political discussion and news, blowing airhorns into receivers, hive minds left and right, etc?



Would it crash the VOIP intertubes?  Would it be orderly or madness?  


Hop on Skype during the Subnet show and you will see 1/100th of the retardation.



 
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:05:15 PM EDT
[#26]
Imagine a bunch of mentally retarded people on speed locked in a 30X30 room with one drum set and only one drum stick


that is what I imagine an ARFCOM GD conference call would be like
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:22:30 PM EDT
[#27]
I HATE EVERYBODY

STOP YELLING

(guy off in the corner with a box of tissues and jergens fapping away at the mayhem)

TOYOTAS RULE CHEVYS DRUL

45 EATS 9MM FOR BREAKFAST

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:44:07 PM EDT
[#28]





That's sadly THE most accurate depiction of an arfcomer.



 
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:51:59 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:


That's sadly THE most accurate depiction of an arfcomer.
 


Is that guy actually a member here?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:54:14 PM EDT
[#30]
I'm gonna stockpile some beans... just in case this mega conference call comes true.

I want to be fully prepared with massive farting superpowers.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:02:37 PM EDT
[#31]
I imagine it'd be something like the courtroom scene in Idiocracy. One guy trying to say something valid while everyone else interrupts and ridicules him.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:54:27 PM EDT
[#32]
No one would have their phone muted...

A couple of jerkoffs would put the call on hold, and we could ALL listen to the music on the line...

Four or five guys would be ordering fast food, not paying attention to the mute button...

Someone would be taking a shit, and not have the phone on mute...

I am sure there would be more mayhem involved.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:07:32 PM EDT
[#33]
A group of 300 Rainmans screaming and hitting there heads.
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