I went to work out last night at about 10:30.  I go after all the kids are in bed and what not.  

I go to a gym that is 24 hours, a smaller mom and pop deal that uses a little key fob thing to get in anytime you want, it is only staffed during business hours.  It is actually really nice and it is never crowded.  There is a board by the door with hooks where you can hang your keys.

Most nights I go there is a mid-40's (I would guess) blond hair lady doing cardio.  (I will be 40 this year)  She is in great shape.

She always has her headphones in and I do as well, I have never talked to her, smiled at her, waved at her or anything.  The crowd that goes to this gym is mostly guys like me, who just wanna work out and there really is no social scene.

At some point in the hour I was there she left.  When I go to leave, my keys are not on the board.  My first thought was that maybe I didn't hang them on the board like I always do.  After looking all around for 15 min I determine they were taken.

I call my wife and she brings me the spare and I go home.

This morning I stopped by at 8am when the staff is there and tell them what happened.  They look back at the cameras and what not and they called her up.  Sure enough, she had my keys.  Said she would be there in 10 min so I just waited and went in late to work.

An hour and 5 minutes later she shows up with my keys, dressed to the nines, gives me my keys, a huge full body press hug and a bunch of Valentine's candy.  

I said thanks and walked out the door.


I am happily married, and this is not a fo or no fo question.....but was this what I think it was????

No, go home and sleep it off.

Yep. She wants you.
Where's the pics

She want's to sex you up.
 

My first thought is you coulda gotten lucky...but on second thought maybe your wife hired her to test your fidelity?

Probably not.

You have a new friend.

pics or gtfo

Pics of woman or it never happened.

Whoa.



Passed on gym strange?



Strange.



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Sounds like she's hoping for a different kind of workout session...

She's got a dick and wants to use it onyou

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She wants you to deliver the big unit of love.

Yes it is.

Sounds like some easy pussy on the side.  Until she finds out about your wife and boils your dog alive.

Can you be more descriptive?  How big are your stalkers tits?  How round are her elbows?  Does she have nice ear lobes?

Next time you're in there whip out your dick on the treadmill and find out.

this

dude she wanted to diddle your twig and berries.
EDIT: Pics!

I think it's exactly what you think it is. Sounds like you're a better man than most OP, character is hard to come by in our society today.

He's married.

GO FIST HER

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Curious strategy, but yeah, sounds like it was definitely an attention-gettin ploy.

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Pics or it really was another man and your really gay......

She KNEW she left with your keys.
How else could she have gotten home without her own unless she lives nearby and walked there?
She would have had to have her own set, PLUS yours.

My gym is a lot like yours--same board and all.
But it's hard to drive your car with someone else's keys!!

Glad to see integrity is so highly valued here on arfcom.

Next time you see her tell her if it was what you thought it was you are sorry, that you are happily married... BUT...  if you weren't happily married you'd take her up on her offer.

Fuck integrity.

She sounds like she is wild and takes care of herself.

this.....

Go straight to the A.

She obviously wants your hunka-hunka burnin' love...

Did she offer any reasoning as to why she took your keys? I would be pissed. What if you had to catch a cab or walk home and break into your house?

She will make it up to you next time you are both there alone.

You can get better cardio at a motel room ,just sayin just make sure you have condoms.

No pics, it didn't happen

Yes it was....but good for you for being a good husband!

1) cut a hole in a box

Ask wife if she needs a new friend. Don't be selfish.

I know of a few different guys that ended up divorced over getting some gym pie.

2) put your junk in that box

Now would be a good time to re-key your house.

Next time take HER keys and wait in the backseat of her car until she is done working out and get ready for the lovin'.

Oooooo....good point!!

Next work out hang a hotel key card with your keys and see if she takes that.

If you want to stay married you should pretend it never happened.

You know you want to, and if you don't put it out of your mind eventually you will.

Nice use of ' Ye Olde English' there " Dressed to the Nines".

if you value your marriage find yourself a new place to work out.

+1. We're so focused on the happy sexy time aspect that we don't think about the evil. She might already have photos of op and his wife sleeping last night.

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Wife says you must have fucked her at the gym, at some point.