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Posted: 4/25/2014 10:18:37 PM EDT
Me: You can't legally hold my knife.

Him: No its ok.

Me: No its not, you can't legally be in possession of it.

Him: Ok well can you put it in your vehicle?

Me: No my ride left

Him: oh ok, we'll we don't want any trouble.

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Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:19:48 PM EDT
Was it an auto knife or something?
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:19:57 PM EDT
Don't start no trouble, won't be no trouble.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:22:32 PM EDT
What's the deal with the knife?
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:23:27 PM EDT
How did they know that you had a knife?


Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:23:59 PM EDT
Went through a similar routine at Full Throttle Saloon last year in Sturgis. They have no signs posted that I saw but security was making everyone go back to their bikes to drop off knives unless of course you parked in the infield ( if you have been there you will understand) then we were able to roll right in no questions asked
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:24:41 PM EDT
What did his say about your gun?
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:25:31 PM EDT
The story has a blade, but no 45 degree angle. I give it a solid 6.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:26:41 PM EDT
Sure this wasn't a Walmart, OP?  Needs moar "YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY KNIFE"  Possibly some blading at 45 degrees
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:27:52 PM EDT
It was a machete....

Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:27:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mr_Smiley:
Was it an auto knife or something?


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Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:30:16 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Kolat:


Originally Posted By Mr_Smiley:

Was it an auto knife or something?




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Yeah, wish I was partying with the OP right now.  He is awesome!
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:31:21 PM EDT
Here we fuckin go
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:32:41 PM EDT
csb
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:33:01 PM EDT
is knife codeword for dick in thsi story or what
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:35:34 PM EDT
I'm pretty sure I'd kick the OP out of my bar with the level of  attitude.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:36:50 PM EDT
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Was it an auto knife or something?


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Soooooo.....A butterfly knife then? Has to be one of the two as they are the only two knifes to my knowledge that civis can't posse (in public) So are you a cop or .mil? Any thing else is good to go if you are out in public. Though the fact that this encounter takes place on private property I'm not seeing how it could be illegal.  

ETA: Post 900 up in this bitch
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:37:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kolat:
Me: You can't legally hold my knife.

Him: No its ok.

Me: No its not, you can't legally be in possession of it.

Him: Ok well can you put it in your vehicle?

Me: No my ride left

Him: oh ok, we'll we don't want any trouble.

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"Knife" is not some kind of nickname for your penis, is it?  
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:38:00 PM EDT
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Pretty sure I could pull my dick out and shake it at a waitress and not get thrown out.

BRb

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Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:38:30 PM EDT
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Unless you had it out, not very many people look at your pockets or crotch area for a clip.

Was it a gay bar?
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:39:06 PM EDT
It's fuckin Friday/Saturday & I'm not drunk enough to DEAL with this SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAaaaahhhhh

I don't give a fuck about the FBI


I don't give a fuck about the CIA
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:39:50 PM EDT
so what was it that he couldn't legally be in possession of and how did he know you had it?
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:39:53 PM EDT
balisong?
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:39:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kolat:
Pretty sure I could pull my dick out and shake it at a waitress and not get thrown out.





BRb





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I'm pretty sure I'd kick the OP out of my bar with the level of  attitude.






Pretty sure I could pull my dick out and shake it at a waitress and not get thrown out.





BRb





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Yes, a dick has to be large enough to be visible for that

 
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  Yes, a dick has to be large enough to be visible for that
 
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Originally Posted By Kolat:
Originally Posted By Freudianslip:
I'm pretty sure I'd kick the OP out of my bar with the level of  attitude.


Pretty sure I could pull my dick out and shake it at a waitress and not get thrown out.

BRb

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  Yes, a dick has to be large enough to be visible for that
 


Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:44:13 PM EDT
Riveting tale chap.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:44:17 PM EDT
Cool story.  Have another brewski, Bro.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:45:27 PM EDT
Go home, you're drunk.
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Originally Posted By Krink:
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I was emptying my pockets to ride the mechanical bull.

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Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:45:49 PM EDT
I say old bean Is this indeed fact or a cleaver ruuuuse??
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:45:59 PM EDT
Abide by their rules or find another bar



Where do you hang out where you get frisked on the way in?
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I was emptying my pockets to ride the mechanical bull.

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so what was it that he couldn't legally be in possession of and how did he know you had it?


I was emptying my pockets to ride the mechanical bull.

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OP is a girl?
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:48:00 PM EDT

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I was emptying my pockets to ride the mechanical bull.



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Originally Posted By Krink:

so what was it that he couldn't legally be in possession of and how did he know you had it?




I was emptying my pockets to ride the mechanical bull.



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Thread now has epic potential.



 
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Thread now has epic potential.
 
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Originally Posted By Kolat:
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so what was it that he couldn't legally be in possession of and how did he know you had it?


I was emptying my pockets to ride the mechanical bull.

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Thread now has epic potential.
 

Even more so when we learn "mechanical bull" is slang for a sybian machine.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:50:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/25/2014 10:53:03 PM EDT by BrowardMason]
Gravity knife?

Spetsnaz ballistic knife?

CO2 Shark killing knife?

Balisong?

OP likes attention.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:51:11 PM EDT
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If I was riding the bull at a club... I'd be rethinking my life choices. I hope you had him wear protection.

Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:51:13 PM EDT
A new world order
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Originally Posted By Kolat:


Originally Posted By Krink:

so what was it that he couldn't legally be in possession of and how did he know you had it?




I was emptying my pockets to ride the mechanical bull.



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OP is a girl?




 
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 10:55:24 PM EDT
The local gentleman's club confiscated my benchmade barrage one night. Luckily the bouncer was a knife guy and gave it back right away.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 11:22:39 PM EDT
I don't give up my gun knife without someone getting hurt.



YMMV






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Originally Posted By Freudianslip:
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Right out the fucking door
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 12:06:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kolat:


Me: You can't legally hold my knife.



Him: No its ok.



Me: No its not, you can't legally be in possession of it.



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Link Posted: 4/26/2014 12:11:30 AM EDT
Did your mom give you the ride to the bar?
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 12:12:11 AM EDT
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woah! watch out!
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 12:16:16 AM EDT
"...they had a mechanical sheep. I ain't never seen one of them thangs; we was gonna ride it, but some 'ol fella had his dick stuck in the back of it..."



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No my boyfriend did

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Link Posted: 4/26/2014 12:34:32 AM EDT
This "knife"?

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Originally Posted By Kolat:
No my boyfriend did



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Originally Posted By Trempel:

Did your mom give you the ride to the bar?




No my boyfriend did



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Link Posted: 4/26/2014 12:37:23 AM EDT
Crocodile dun dee is that you??
Link Posted: 4/26/2014 12:51:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kolat:


No my boyfriend did

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Originally Posted By Kolat:
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Did your mom give you the ride to the bar?


No my boyfriend did

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Your boyfriend drives you to the bar, but doesn't spend time with you there?  Doesn't seem like a recipe for a stable relationship.
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