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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:34:32 AM EDT



This thing was just chilling on the hood of his sweatshirt when he came in from playing outside. I smashed it with a paper towel. He didn't seem to have any bites on him. What is it? Is it a Brown Recluse I can't tell?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:37:01 AM EDT
[#1]
Possum.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:37:49 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Possum.



Yep.  Larval Stage 3.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:38:15 AM EDT
[#3]

wolf spider?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:38:46 AM EDT
[#4]


looks similar but not identical
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:40:33 AM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:43:28 AM EDT
[#6]
Second pic is top.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:44:23 AM EDT
[#7]
I hate spiders...
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:45:54 AM EDT
[#8]
Shoot an IM to DrFrige with the pics, he can ID it for you, no prob.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:48:00 AM EDT
[#9]
Nuke it from orbit.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:48:36 AM EDT
[#10]
Seeing as the spider only had five legs, he was probably just trying to get a lift on your son...

You murdered a handicap spider.  








(Doesn't look like a BR, he's probably fine either way.  I have a 1 year old so I know where your coming from!)
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:56:13 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Seeing as the spider only had five legs, he was probably just trying to get a lift on your son...

You murdered a handicap spider.  








(Doesn't look like a BR, he's probably fine either way.  I have a 1 year old so I know where your coming from!)


He was fine before he came between a rock and a quilted absorbent hard place.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:56:48 AM EDT
[#12]
Kids (and those of us that act like them) need tic and spider collars.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:58:36 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:

He was fine before he came between a rock and a quilted absorbent hard place.


Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:00:09 AM EDT
[#14]
I've had a few of those in my dark corners of the house.  I freak out over spiders, and thought for sure it was a recluse.  But yeah, that doesn't appear to be a BR, so you should be all right.


Still, just to be safe, better burn the house down, claim the insurance, move to Point Barrow and hope it's kin doesn't find you...
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:01:39 AM EDT
[#15]
Not a recluse.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:03:25 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Not a recluse.


Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:04:05 AM EDT
[#17]
Dibs on his Mattel
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:04:16 AM EDT
[#18]
OMFG I can't believe how bad of a parent you are!!!  First you let him get vagina all over his head & body - BEFORE he's of consenting age. Then not 20 months later, you're not supervising his every furtive move (again), and he nearly get's walked all over by a spider. What's next? letting him play in vats of dihydroxide monoxide?



SU'UMBITCH.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:05:28 AM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


Dibs on his Mattel


Ill take any nerf stuff he he happens to have



 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:09:42 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Seeing as the spider only had five legs, he was probably just trying to get a lift on your son...

You murdered a handicap spider.  








(Doesn't look like a BR, he's probably fine either way.  I have a 1 year old so I know where your coming from!)


Speaking of handicapped spiders.......this one was in our garage yesterday.  That's a full-size spiral notebook beside it.



I found out that he could still move pretty dang fast even though he was missing a leg on each side.  
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:11:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:35:55 AM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:54:31 AM EDT
[#23]
now you gotta burn down your neighborhood. Bummer.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 10:00:59 AM EDT
[#24]
Ok good to hear it's not a BR. To be sure I'll just get out the aerosol can and my lighter. Spiders are my kryptonite.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 10:03:58 AM EDT
[#25]
wolf spider mabye?  hobo?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 10:06:04 AM EDT
[#26]
We're gonna miss that kid.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 10:06:05 AM EDT
[#27]
It's definitely a recluse.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 10:09:14 AM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:







that's totally not going to cover the amount of the bill.







 
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 10:10:50 AM EDT
[#29]
If that was my kid, and given my utter hate for spiders, the projectile vomit that I would have launched upon him at uber sonic speeds would have destroyed that 5 legged motherfucker (and prolly mind-fucked my kid for years).



"Dad; why did you do that?!?!?!?!?!?!......"
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 10:10:51 AM EDT
[#30]
Yes that is a brown spider. 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt.   If the spider munched on him you'll know it in a couple of days.  Prayers sent just in case.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 10:12:52 AM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 10:14:16 AM EDT
[#32]


I actually yelled out loud when I saw that; now I can't type for the giggling!!
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 10:21:28 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:


that's totally not going to cover the amount of the bill.


You're right.  If I find one with all 8 legs intact, will that suffice?  

And can you please send me back my picture since you won't accept it as payment in full?
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