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Posted: 1/16/2006 8:14:55 AM EST
We all know how to become a doctor of evil.
4 years at Evil Medical School



But how exactly does one become a dark lord?

Good examples are the Dark Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter:


and the Dark Lord Sauron from The Lord Of The Rings:




But how does one achieve this status?
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:16:40 AM EST
Being a dark lord is simple.

Just become a Democrat.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:17:41 AM EST
First you have to send in your membership card. I noticed you failed to complete yours.

G
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:17:59 AM EST
I think the proper term is Imam.

But what do I know.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:18:34 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:18:57 AM EST
Study and become an actor?


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:23:43 AM EST
Marry my x wife.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:25:49 AM EST
ok, i'll play...
...pass the Bar exam
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:26:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Marry my x wife.



Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:26:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:32:15 AM EST
Tag for info.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:32:34 AM EST
Psch. Dark Lords are amateurs. They barely rank above janitors here at Evil, Inc.

In order to join Evil, Inc., please send your resume to me (CEO and High King of Agony, Master and Oscurodoge de Sangre), and we'll see if we can get you in as a mid-ranking Viscount of Sorrow. If you have priestly experience, we may even be able to start you in as a Vice-Bishop of Misery.

Or, if you really just want the title of Dark Lord, I guess you can have that. You'll be bossed around by the Low Imps of Hell, though.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:35:27 AM EST
Ask Chuck Norris, he was one but they kicked him out of there little club because he was to evil.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:37:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By LArifleMAN:
Ask Chuck Norris, he was one but they kicked him out of there little club because he was to evil.



Great pust for post number 1911.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:38:38 AM EST
First you have to be a "Lord" in the feudal sense. This is the hard part.
Either you have to become a lord by being granted the tile by a king or queen, etc, or be born into it, or lastly, take power thru some type of coup or outright military might.

Second, as for the Dark part of a Dark Lord, that is easy.

Kill random underlings, either because they failed you or because .. just cause.
Oppress your people.
Let your people starve.
Tax them into destetuded.
Lie to them.
Force the common girls to be sent to your bed chamber.
Have no limit to the extent of your ambition.
Etc.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:40:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 8:41:18 AM EST by mjohn3006]

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
First you have to be a "Lord" in the feudal sense. This is the hard part.
Either you have to become a lord by being granted the tile by a king or queen, etc, or be born into it, or lastly, take power thru some type of coup or outright military might.

Second, as for the Dark part of a Dark Lord, that is easy.

Kill random underlings, either because they failed you or because .. just cause.
Oppress your people.
Let your people starve.
Tax them into destetuded.
Lie to them.
Force the common girls to be sent to your bed chamber.
Have no limit to the extent of your ambition.
Etc.



So Bill Clinton pretty much had everything down except the Lord title huh?
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:41:52 AM EST
You have to give up pussy for a year to understand sci-fi that well.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:46:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 8:48:51 AM EST by The_Beer_Slayer]
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:53:14 AM EST
Uh, dude, you forgot this guy:
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:54:56 AM EST
Well, first you have to join the union. . . .

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:56:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
Uh, dude, you forgot this guy:
www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/darth.vader.lg.jpg



+1 trillion
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:57:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By KNYTE:

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
Uh, dude, you forgot this guy:
www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/darth.vader.lg.jpg



+1 trillion



yup. I'd say that is how you become a Dark Lord.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:59:56 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 10:11:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
Uh, dude, you forgot this guy:
www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/darth.vader.lg.jpg



He is always refered to as Lord Vader. Never the Dark Lord Vader.

He is dark for sure! And he has the title Lord...somehow. But is never refered to as the Dark Lord Vader.

Maybe Dark is just naturally assumed by the Sith.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 10:14:31 AM EST
They refer to him as "THE dark lord" quite a bit in the extended universe.

Not that I've ever read any of the EU material.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 10:24:34 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 10:26:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
Uh, dude, you forgot this guy:
www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/darth.vader.lg.jpg



He is always refered to as Lord Vader. Never the Dark Lord Vader.

He is dark for sure! And he has the title Lord...somehow. But is never refered to as the Dark Lord Vader.

Maybe Dark is just naturally assumed by the Sith.



Darth Vader... The Dark Lord of The Sith? Right?
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 10:29:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
Uh, dude, you forgot this guy:
www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/darth.vader.lg.jpg



He is always refered to as Lord Vader. Never the Dark Lord Vader.

He is dark for sure! And he has the title Lord...somehow. But is never refered to as the Dark Lord Vader.

Maybe Dark is just naturally assumed by the Sith.



Your Nerd-fu is weak. Sith is a short-hand for Dark Lord of the Sith, a title held by, among others, Darth Maul, Darth Tyrannus, Darth Sideous, and Darth Vader.

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 10:31:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By happycynic:

Your Nerd-fu is weak.



I am not sure rather I am supposed to feel shame or joy at that.

Either way, I stand corrected in saying Darth Vader was not a Dark Lord.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 10:31:31 AM EST
Gain alot of weight, play lots of video games, go to comic book conventions, generally be a social mal- adjust... There you go!!

Dont forget to write some malicious computer viruses while living in moms basement...
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 10:50:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
Gain alot of weight, play lots of video games, go to comic book conventions, generally be a social mal- adjust... There you go!!

Dont forget to write some malicious computer viruses while living in moms basement...



And play Airsoft!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:02:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 11:04:25 AM EST by GerberSchwintz]

Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
Gain alot of weight, play lots of video games, go to comic book conventions, generally be a social mal- adjust... There you go!!

Dont forget to write some malicious computer viruses while living in moms basement...



Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:04:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By GerberSchwintz:

Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
Gain alot of weight, play lots of video games, go to comic book conventions, generally be a social mal- adjust... There you go!!

Dont forget to write some malicious computer viruses while living in moms basement...



i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/GerberSchwintz/26.jpg



Is that an MG-42?
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:06:59 AM EST
Yeah. It was from some movie jin roh. Weird alternate timeline where germany won ww2 and nuked japan, took it over then left for some reason. For some reason all the guys run around with mg 42s as their weapon.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:07:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 11:08:45 AM EST by GerberSchwintz]

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By GerberSchwintz:

Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
Gain alot of weight, play lots of video games, go to comic book conventions, generally be a social mal- adjust... There you go!!

Dont forget to write some malicious computer viruses while living in moms basement...



i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/GerberSchwintz/26.jpg



Is that an MG-42?



It does look like one. I found the pic off the interweb.

ETA: Above poster knows better than me.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:11:59 AM EST
Marry a man and make him hand over his testicles. Bingo. You are officially the Dark Lord of the house.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:17:51 AM EST



He is always refered to as Lord Vader. Never the Dark Lord Vader.

He is dark for sure! And he has the title Lord...somehow. But is never refered to as the Dark Lord Vader.

Maybe Dark is just naturally assumed by the Sith.



The guy did marry a princess!!!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:25:04 AM EST
If you were Dark lord material we would contact you!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:27:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By GerberSchwintz:

Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
Gain alot of weight, play lots of video games, go to comic book conventions, generally be a social mal- adjust... There you go!!

Dont forget to write some malicious computer viruses while living in moms basement...



i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/GerberSchwintz/26.jpg



Is that an MG-42?



Airsoft 42!

Maybe it is one of those 10/22 conversion things?

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:31:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Marry a man and make him hand over his testicles. Bingo. You are officially the Dark Lord of the house.



Stay away from me.





Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:35:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Marry a man and make him hand over his testicles. Bingo. You are officially the Dark Lord of the house.



Stay away from me.



Muahahahahaha!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:40:59 AM EST
You have to survive 3 rounds in the ring with Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 11:41:51 AM EST
I would think you have to be born into it.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 12:01:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By amk5222:



He is always refered to as Lord Vader. Never the Dark Lord Vader.

He is dark for sure! And he has the title Lord...somehow. But is never refered to as the Dark Lord Vader.

Maybe Dark is just naturally assumed by the Sith.



The guy did marry a princess!!!



Good point.
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