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Posted: 1/16/2006 9:14:55 AM EDT
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First you have to send in your membership card. I noticed you failed to complete yours.
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Psch. Dark Lords are amateurs. They barely rank above janitors here at Evil, Inc.
In order to join Evil, Inc., please send your resume to me (CEO and High King of Agony, Master and Oscurodoge de Sangre), and we'll see if we can get you in as a mid-ranking Viscount of Sorrow. If you have priestly experience, we may even be able to start you in as a Vice-Bishop of Misery. Or, if you really just want the title of Dark Lord, I guess you can have that. You'll be bossed around by the Low Imps of Hell, though. |
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Ask Chuck Norris, he was one but they kicked him out of there little club because he was to evil.
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Great pust for post number 1911. |
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First you have to be a "Lord" in the feudal sense. This is the hard part.
Either you have to become a lord by being granted the tile by a king or queen, etc, or be born into it, or lastly, take power thru some type of coup or outright military might. Second, as for the Dark part of a Dark Lord, that is easy. Kill random underlings, either because they failed you or because .. just cause. Oppress your people. Let your people starve. Tax them into destetuded. Lie to them. Force the common girls to be sent to your bed chamber. Have no limit to the extent of your ambition. Etc. |
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So Bill Clinton pretty much had everything down except the Lord title huh? |
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You have to give up pussy for a year to understand sci-fi that well.
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simple really,
you must first be a graduate of the Evil Overlord Academy <a herzing college subsidery> after a brief aprenticeship you simply kill the Dark Lord you aprentice under. I currently have several evil minions i am sponsoring here. My plans for world domination are coming along nicely. Also don't forget that to be recognised by the International BrotherhHood of Evil Overlords you must be an active dues paying member Proud member IBEO lodge #666 TBS |
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+1 trillion |
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yup. I'd say that is how you become a Dark Lord. |
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He is always refered to as Lord Vader. Never the Dark Lord Vader. He is dark for sure! And he has the title Lord...somehow. But is never refered to as the Dark Lord Vader. Maybe Dark is just naturally assumed by the Sith. |
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They refer to him as "THE dark lord" quite a bit in the extended universe.
Not that I've ever read any of the EU material. |
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Darth Vader... The Dark Lord of The Sith? Right? |
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Your Nerd-fu is weak. Sith is a short-hand for Dark Lord of the Sith, a title held by, among others, Darth Maul, Darth Tyrannus, Darth Sideous, and Darth Vader. |
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I am not sure rather I am supposed to feel shame or joy at that. Either way, I stand corrected in saying Darth Vader was not a Dark Lord. |
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Gain alot of weight, play lots of video games, go to comic book conventions, generally be a social mal- adjust... There you go!!
Dont forget to write some malicious computer viruses while living in moms basement... |
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And play Airsoft! |
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Is that an MG-42? |
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Yeah. It was from some movie jin roh. Weird alternate timeline where germany won ww2 and nuked japan, took it over then left for some reason. For some reason all the guys run around with mg 42s as their weapon.
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It does look like one. I found the pic off the interweb. ETA: Above poster knows better than me. |
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Marry a man and make him hand over his testicles. Bingo. You are officially the Dark Lord of the house.
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The guy did marry a princess!!! |
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If you were Dark lord material we would contact you!
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Airsoft 42! Maybe it is one of those 10/22 conversion things? BigDozer66 |
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Stay away from me. |
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Muahahahahaha! |
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Good point. |
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