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Posted: 11/5/2009 7:47:41 PM EST
Or so this retard thinks....Link
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 7:50:09 PM EST
That's lemonade. Not soda.
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 7:50:14 PM EST
A pint is a pound
the world 'round

Link Posted: 11/5/2009 7:50:24 PM EST
I think he may actually "special"
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 7:52:31 PM EST
Retard + webcam + Internet access = that video.
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 7:55:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By BobRoberts:
I think he may actually "special"


"High-functioning autistic". His name is Christian Weston Chandler and he's kind of web-famous. He's also a welfare leech. Probably the most heavily trolled sod on the intertoobz.
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 7:55:22 PM EST
I'm fuckin lol'ing over here!

Link Posted: 11/5/2009 7:55:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/5/2009 7:56:38 PM EST by kap_x]
4.26 liters tall?
Am I hearing that right?


Or did he say meters, which would be ~14 feet
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 7:57:29 PM EST
he looked like he was going to die at 15, im surprised he made it to 50!!!
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:00:12 PM EST


I guess those 50 lbs dumbbells at wal-mart were just a little too heavy so he went with the lemonade.
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:01:55 PM EST
Holy shit, he curled like 3 lbs at least a bajillion times!
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:04:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/5/2009 8:04:53 PM EST by kap_x]
A gallon of water weighs approx. 8.35 lbs.
If those cans were filled with water the total weight of the liquid would be ~9.4 lbs.

But when you add packaging and sugars, I'd say 50lbs is a good estimate
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:07:39 PM EST
At least this guy doesnt have a sword....


Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:13:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
At least this guy doesnt have a sword....



"It's TAPE!!!"


I was waiting on the poor guy to have a heart attack at fifty-ONE!!!
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:15:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By SGocka:
That's lemonade. Not soda.


Lemonade? - NSFW!
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:19:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By -RotorDemon-:
Originally Posted By SGocka:
That's lemonade. Not soda.


Lemonade? - NSFW!


Oh fuck you Internet! FUCK YOU! That shit will be stuck in my head for days.
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:19:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/5/2009 8:19:53 PM EST by jcarrel]
Stupid hurts. That is incredibly annoying to watch.
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:24:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By jcarrel:
Stupid hurts. That is incredibly annoying to watch.


He has a whole wiki devoted to him. He is probably the most useless person alive.

CWCki

Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:24:49 PM EST
OP needs to lay off the cough syrup.
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:27:52 PM EST
So did anyone else notice he miscounted alot....

oh and
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:29:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By 70satvert:
OP needs to lay off the cough syrup.


I was actually just going to go upstairs and down some. Maybe the Police Academy sequels will be funny high on Vicks 44.
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:35:20 PM EST
i am proud of him counting to 50
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:37:23 PM EST
Would you all believe this guy has two degrees in CADD design?
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:40:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Would you all believe this guy has two degrees in CADD design?


Say WHAAAAAAT!?
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:40:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Originally Posted By 70satvert:
OP needs to lay off the cough syrup.


I was actually just going to go upstairs and down some. Maybe the Police Academy sequels will be funny high on Vicks 44.


*Off to CVS*
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:47:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By TheJammer:
Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Would you all believe this guy has two degrees in CADD design?


Say WHAAAAAAT!?


He also drinks his own semen when he jerks off because "losing your semen is a sin". I shit you not.
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:48:29 PM EST
Does he happen to own a Katana sword he bought for 209 USD?
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:49:04 PM EST
check out any of the videos with "kacey" or "chris" in the title.

in particular, the last 30 seconds of this one

Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:50:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By jfrankparnell:
check out any of the videos with "kacey" or "chris" in the title.

in particular, the last 30 seconds of this one




He doesn't realize that Kacey is a troll.

Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:52:08 PM EST
I'M STRAIGHT! (maybe nsfw)
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:54:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Originally Posted By TheJammer:
Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Would you all believe this guy has two degrees in CADD design?


Say WHAAAAAAT!?


He also drinks his own semen when he jerks off because "losing your semen is a sin". I shit you not.


Is that a Mormon thing?
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:59:20 PM EST
"I promise i'll get an office job, and move out of this house.....even though i'll probably end up inheriting it."


LMFAO

Link Posted: 11/5/2009 8:59:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By jfrankparnell:
I'M STRAIGHT! (maybe nsfw)

BAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAA


Link Posted: 11/5/2009 9:07:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By Wombat_SCSO:

Originally Posted By jfrankparnell:
I'M STRAIGHT! (maybe nsfw)

BAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAA

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a172/wombatman77/lolol.gif


Link Posted: 11/5/2009 9:08:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By 70satvert:
Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Originally Posted By TheJammer:
Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Would you all believe this guy has two degrees in CADD design?


Say WHAAAAAAT!?


He also drinks his own semen when he jerks off because "losing your semen is a sin". I shit you not.


Is that a Mormon thing?


No. They realize that the act of masturbation is the sin, not spilling seed.
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 9:10:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Originally Posted By 70satvert:
Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Originally Posted By TheJammer:
Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Would you all believe this guy has two degrees in CADD design?


Say WHAAAAAAT!?


He also drinks his own semen when he jerks off because "losing your semen is a sin". I shit you not.


Is that a Mormon thing?


No. They realize that the act of masturbation is the sin, not spilling seed.


You sin a lot, don't you?
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 9:10:57 PM EST
He has other videos....... Wow.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfWZbpaRbOM&feature=channel


He reminds me of someone... can't put my finger on it... Mom's basement ninja? Ah ha!

SO, who is it? Oh, I KNOW he's posted here somewhere.
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 9:11:53 PM EST
He had put up a video tour of his filthy house and yard a few months ago. He deleted the vids, but trolls mirrored them and his folks found out.

He posted this to get the trolls to take down the vids.

TOTAL. TARD. RAEG!!!!
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 9:14:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By hawzwood:
He has other videos....... Wow.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfWZbpaRbOM&feature=channel


He reminds me of someone... can't put my finger on it... Mom's basement ninja? Ah ha!

SO, who is it? Oh, I KNOW he's posted here somewhere.


Oh he has about two years of vids. There is a youtube account called the CWCville Library devoted to mirroring his vids. Also I linked earlier to a wiki site devoted to his failure. EVERYTHING about him is there.

Link Posted: 11/5/2009 9:17:47 PM EST
He exactly, precisely, quite perfectly and most definitely what I picture behind the keyboard when reading certain things that certain people write around here.

Luckily the exception, not the norm.


Link Posted: 11/5/2009 9:21:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By Blackfire:
He had put up a video tour of his filthy house and yard a few months ago. He deleted the vids, but trolls mirrored them and his folks found out.

He posted this to get the trolls to take down the vids.

TOTAL. TARD. RAEG!!!!


Ooooooooooooooooh.... close, but you got the wrong one! Try this without the editing. Hi Daddy!

Now that's funny right there.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty4bLUifoaw&feature=related
Link Posted: 11/5/2009 9:54:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By hawzwood:

Originally Posted By Blackfire:
He had put up a video tour of his filthy house and yard a few months ago. He deleted the vids, but trolls mirrored them and his folks found out.

He posted this to get the trolls to take down the vids.

TOTAL. TARD. RAEG!!!!


Ooooooooooooooooh.... close, but you got the wrong one! Try this without the editing. Hi Daddy!

Now that's funny right there.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty4bLUifoaw&feature=related


Oh yeah. Bob, his dad, really pwned him. We call Bob the Lumberjack because he threatened to "Cut down his internet" when he walked in on him masturbating during sex chat on Skype with a troll he thought was his girlfriend.

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