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Posted: 9/27/2004 11:51:31 AM EST
Quarterback here.

I have the height(6'5"), arm(can still zing it 40yds downfield) I have lost some speed in the legs at 36

Hmm, maybe i'd like the TE position better, but at 220 I am kinda light for a TE

So, post height, weight and position you'd like.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:57:02 AM EST
5'9", 195 lbs. I was a RB in high school. I also have pretty good hands. RB or WB. I'll take the jersey with #22 on it coach.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:57:40 AM EST
6'7" 210
I'd be the slow white WR.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:58:21 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:58:39 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 12:25:10 PM EST by garandman]
I'll be Bill Romanowski




6'4", 235 lbs, middle line backer

While I've lost a little speed at 37, linebacker is all about being mean, and I'm like a junkyard dog for them DUhers.



Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:59:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 12:00:57 PM EST by skid2964]
Sniper hiding under the stands ... watch your ankles ... muzzle blast ....


"he's going for a touchd... *BOOOM!!* .... uh nevermind .... "

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:00:17 PM EST
cheerleader... GO TEAM!!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:00:56 PM EST
6'0" 220 played Tail back and Tight end in high school.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:01:15 PM EST
Safety, linebacker
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:02:39 PM EST
Left out.

<­BR>



You dont want me on your football team.
I will, on the other hand, volunteer to keep the cheerleaders warm.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:03:22 PM EST
Waterboy
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:03:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 12:06:58 PM EST by captainpooby]
'
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:04:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 12:07:24 PM EST by captainpooby]
connection problems, sorry
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:05:02 PM EST
most likely?

<­BR>
Benchwarmer
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:05:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 12:07:43 PM EST by captainpooby]
see above
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:05:38 PM EST
I watch on T.V.

Must maintain energy conservation levels.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:07:51 PM EST
At 5'7" and 125lbs soaking wet, I bet I'd be an effective linebacker against the bitches at DU.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:09:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 12:11:23 PM EST by Wave]
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:20:19 PM EST
Machine gunner.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:21:03 PM EST
Blitzing linebacker busting every DUh play before it even starts. After working-out for the past 43 years, I'm 80 pounds heavier than I was when I was at 18, and have less bodyfat %. Even at my old age, I could still bust some heads. I would love to play some football.z
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:22:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By Quien:
Waterboy

Asisstant Waterboy!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:22:53 PM EST
You guys are NOT in the spirit of this thread.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:23:41 PM EST
5'11", 205.

In HS, I was a WR, but I've grown some...

In College(Frat Team,Tackle & pretty competitive), I was usually a TE or WR. I played Defense (DB) as a Freshman and for about 6 weeks as a Jr. when I had a broken arm since I couldn't catch....

In our Alumni/Active games (we have 1 a year), I'm typically a RB and a DE. I'm the little guy on the Defensive line, but I can blitz around the edges and flush the QB out of the pocket. As a Runner, we don't have any of our Good former QB's local, so I run alot.

Against DU weenies, I'd like to be the RB - I enjoy running over people.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:24:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:24:46 PM EST
Defensive End. Containing the outside run, and kicking the shit out of their QB if he tries to get a pass off.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:25:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 1:02:20 PM EST by M1-Matt]
I will play OT/DT.

Oversized Tackle/ Dumb Tackle



When I wore my High School varisty football jacket my Coach asked me if OT/DT stood for oversized tackle/ bumb tackle. I said at least I am not a fairy, his last name was Fairy.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:26:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By Wave:

Originally Posted By garandman:
You guys are NOT in the spirit of this thread.




Did you say team chaplain?



Now THAT's comedy.

But for THIS job, the thumping going on here will NOT involve the Bible.

I ONLY Bible thump the people I love.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:27:45 PM EST
6', 200lbs.

Pinch hitter.

I'm gonna be SOMEWHERE in there with a bat!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:32:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 12:33:35 PM EST by Hokie]
Assistant Assistant Waterboy!

I'd probably be drunk in the bleachers with my arm around the DU women
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:33:28 PM EST
Announcer. I want a Tele-Strator!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:34:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Assistant Assistant Waterboy!

*who sneaks under the DU bleachers and makes out with their ladies*



Have you seen the skank ho infection factories that comprise Demo chicks???

Not with a bag o rocks I wouldn't hit that.

OK, maybe wit a bag o rocks.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:39:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Assistant Assistant Waterboy!

*who sneaks under the DU bleachers and makes out with their ladies*



Have you seen the skank ho infection factories that comprise Demo chicks???

Not with a bag o rocks I wouldn't hit that.

OK, maybe wit a bag o rocks.




Hey stay out of my fantasy! I had a visual of hot Democratic cheerleaders beggin for some Republican in them.

psst....evolution rules!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:44:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:
Hey stay out of my fantasy! I had a visual of hot Democratic cheerleaders beggin for some Republican in them.

psst....evolution rules!



And in the sprit of this thread, lemme just say the average Democrat disproves the theory.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:45:18 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:45:53 PM EST
I'll be selling the beer...
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:46:01 PM EST
Defensive End. I want to crush someone on every play.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:52:27 PM EST
Punter... And I expect you guys to keep me OFF the field!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 1:00:12 PM EST
Left field... with a football bat.

Or I can run the hotdog stand.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 1:04:55 PM EST
at 6'2 and almost 160lbs i'll have to take the job of information minister for after game interviews. There were no late hits, there were no late hits performed by my team within of 100 miles of the game tonight.......
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 1:05:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 1:08:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 1:09:44 PM EST by bulldog1967]
6'2" 210lbs

Free safety....that way I can smack the crap outa ANYBODY on the other team!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 1:24:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 1:27:12 PM EST by Skammy]

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Forward Decapitator.





I pick Forward Clipper
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 1:29:07 PM EST
um...ill be the backup punter...yeah
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 1:29:27 PM EST
Gaurd or tackle..
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 1:33:15 PM EST
The fan that paints his chest with a big letter.

Any volunteers for R-15?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 1:36:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 1:40:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By skid2964:
Sniper hiding under the stands ... watch your ankles ... muzzle blast ....


"he's going for a touchd... *BOOOM!!* .... uh nevermind .... "




What was the name of the movie that starts out with a football game in the rain where the player carrying the ball pulls a gun and shoots the last defensive guy? I think he was high on cocaine.

Anyway, this team will need an ARMY of physical therapists and medical personnel. I would like to run the concession for the coin-operated sideline jacuzzis.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 1:43:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 1:44:54 PM EST by crashburnrepeat]
6'5" 330 lbs. I'm a little slower at 33 than I was in my prime but I'd bet I'm still the fastest 330 lb'er you know.

I'd be the defensive end on D and either the Center or Half-Back on O.


It would be a very long game for the guy trying to stop my passrush and at Center, I'd be breaking arms and legs on the defense alllll day long.

At half-back I'd just be plain mean- nothing like a 5.9 40 at 330 lbs coming at you about two feet off the ground. My personal best for touchdowns was[al bundy] 4 in one game [/al bundy] and countless lead blocks. Off tackle's would be impossible to stop for the poor DUh'ers.



A Duh/Arfcom football game, that would be a kick in the ass!


Link Posted: 9/27/2004 2:15:42 PM EST
I will be a referee - there will never be a flag thrown for personal fouls against DUh, in fact, they will be encouraged and rewarded.

"Face mask against SteyrAug, back DUh half the distance to the goal!"

"Someone breathed, Illegal procedure against DUh!" "crashburnrepeat gets to crush the DUh'er of his choice."
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 2:30:13 PM EST
Its simple...we'd all have to be cornerbacks, since those homos are a bunch of "recievers"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 2:35:36 PM EST
5'9", 200lbs. Played TB and FB on offense and LB on defense. The guys were small when I first started playing. By my senior year, holy cow. The little punk kid was 6'4" and 240! It was time to quit when they broke my ankle and dislocated my shoulder. My mom said I had to stay in one piece to do surgery!
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