Posted: 5/3/2011 6:27:58 AM EDT
........ masterminds the greatest act of terrorism in American history, he's been in Pakistan for 6 years, the Obama administration has been looking for him for 2 years as a top priority but just now found him, nobody in the Pakistan gov't knew he was in Pakistan, nobody in the neighborhood knew he was in the great big compound they looked at everyday, Obama directly oversaw the op to get him and is now a stud hero, SEALs kill him and dump his body at sea. Did I cover everything? I just want to be sure I got this all straight.
ETA: Muslims don't like that he was dumped at sea
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