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Posted: 9/6/2004 7:58:47 PM EST
A church social if you will at someone's home. Guys and girls were present. Got into a discussion with a couple of women there. Me and a guy and those two females. One of them proclaim point blank, "You men are too comfortable being alone. You don't want to marry us."

Seems a little frustration was showing through.

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:01:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:02:33 PM EST
Oh man that is true. That was a big problem in my marriage. I liked being alone and I didn't "need" her. Personally, I don't think I'll ever get married again.

Thank you porn.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:03:28 PM EST
Well.....duh!

Of course we're comfortable.

We can be as neat or as messy as we want. We can leave partially finished projects laying around wherever we quit working on them We don't have to buy three closets worth of clothes. We have more money for said projects. We....

you get the picture.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:04:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
. One of them proclaim point blank, "You men are too comfortable being alone. You don't want to marry us."

Seems a little frustration was showing through.





Heh.

I was at a wedding a couple weeks ago. The bride tossed the flowers and their was the standard chick grab for it. All single girls all gung ho for the superstition that they would be next.

They called all us single guys out on the floor. The groom threw the garter. It flew high into the air, and came back down.

None of us moved. We all just watched it hit the floor.

Somebody asked what was up, and I said "I don't want that thing. That's bad luck."
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:04:53 PM EST
It seems like the only thing single women want to talk about is...marriage.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:05:14 PM EST
as my uncle said once why buy the cow when you get the milk for free
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:05:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ratters:
Oh man that is true. That was a big problem in my marriage. I liked being alone and I didn't "need" her. Personally, I don't think I'll ever get married again.

Thank you porn.



+1
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:06:50 PM EST
You men were not rubbing each others shoulders again were you?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:07:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By IronSamVane:
You men were not rubbing each others shoulders again were you?



I personally don't have anything against marriage, but that statement just reeked of...desperation.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:15:22 PM EST
I was at a reception for my buddy, he threw the garter, and without thinking, my ESPN SportsCenterHighligts brain pushes me into action, I make this leaping catch, amid fierce competition. Two seconds later, I dropped the thing like it was a venomous snake, thinking "What have I done??"


Thankfully, another one of my dumbassed friends is getting married next summer, and I have no prospects in sight. Dodged a bullet.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:18:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Spade:

I was at a wedding a couple weeks ago. The bride tossed the flowers and their was the standard chick grab for it. All single girls all gung ho for the superstition that they would be next.

They called all us single guys out on the floor. The groom threw the garter. It flew high into the air, and came back down.

None of us moved. We all just watched it hit the floor.

Somebody asked what was up, and I said "I don't want that thing. That's bad luck."



Been there, done that. Best friends wedding & all of us single guys just casually watched the garter hit the floor. The rest of the wedding party was rather amused.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:20:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
It seems like the only thing single women want to talk about is...marriage.




WTF did you think they would talk about at a Church group?


Yopu're an odd on boy.

SGtar15
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:22:13 PM EST
Well there was this one girl who believes the end times are upon us, so she doesn't want to have children. She thinks the Anti-Christ is already alive in the world right now. She thought Kerry was the Anti-Christ but it doesn't look like he will assume power.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:23:04 PM EST
Is this that cult church you joined???

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:24:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Is this that cult church you joined???

Sgtar15




No, it's a different church - a more "mainstream" Baptist church. I didn't join any church yet, just crashing their socials.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:30:23 PM EST
Desperate single women scare me. Do they you?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:31:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Well there was this one girl who believes the end times are upon us, so she doesn't want to have children. She thinks the Anti-Christ is already alive in the world right now. She thought Kerry was the Anti-Christ but it doesn't look like he will assume power.



If there was ever a canidate for a wife who loves guns and SHTF scenarios, this is the one. Marry her.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:32:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Desperate single women scare me. Do they you?




I have a feeling ALL women scare you...


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:33:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Desperate single women scare me. Do they you?




I have a feeling ALL women scare you...


Sgtar15




Only the ones with an agenda.


Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:35:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Desperate single women scare me. Do they you?




I have a feeling ALL women scare you...


Sgtar15




Only the ones with an agenda.






You have SOOOOO much to learn.


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:35:37 PM EST
You just need to travel in different circles dude. You can't expect to meet women who are loose and want something besides marriage at a CHURCH event. You're in Texas, go on down to Austin, I hear there's a killer bar and music scene there.

Seriously dude, you live in a commune, you spend time at church, where do you expect to meet the interesting people? Go to the shittiest dive bar part of town, find a punk rock show, get piss drunk...I mean drunker than you've ever been. Maybe you're next story will actually be interesting.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:39:05 PM EST
It is a well known fact that single men who go to church gatherings outside of a church or worship service are trying to get lucky.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:40:24 PM EST
The amount of effort expended by single male wedding attendees grabbing for the garter toss event is directly proportional to the hotness of the female who caught the bouquet.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:40:26 PM EST
Said girl in the first post who made that comment also said, "Men benefit more from marriage than women."

True?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:42:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By hatebreed:
You just need to travel in different circles dude. You can't expect to meet women who are loose and want something besides marriage at a CHURCH event. You're in Texas, go on down to Austin, I hear there's a killer bar and music scene there.

Seriously dude, you live in a commune, you spend time at church, where do you expect to meet the interesting people? Go to the shittiest dive bar part of town, find a punk rock show, get piss drunk...I mean drunker than you've ever been. Maybe you're next story will actually be interesting.




I don't want to end up dead.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:44:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By hatebreed:
You just need to travel in different circles dude. You can't expect to meet women who are loose and want something besides marriage at a CHURCH event. You're in Texas, go on down to Austin, I hear there's a killer bar and music scene there.

Seriously dude, you live in a commune, you spend time at church, where do you expect to meet the interesting people? Go to the shittiest dive bar part of town, find a punk rock show, get piss drunk...I mean drunker than you've ever been. Maybe you're next story will actually be interesting.




I don't want to end up dead.



See? This is your problem. You are scared of living.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:45:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By hatebreed:
You just need to travel in different circles dude. You can't expect to meet women who are loose and want something besides marriage at a CHURCH event. You're in Texas, go on down to Austin, I hear there's a killer bar and music scene there.

Seriously dude, you live in a commune, you spend time at church, where do you expect to meet the interesting people? Go to the shittiest dive bar part of town, find a punk rock show, get piss drunk...I mean drunker than you've ever been. Maybe you're next story will actually be interesting.




I don't want to end up dead.



See? This is your problem. You are scared of living.


SGtar15




Hey man, at least I drink tea, unlike turboman.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:46:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Said girl in the first post who made that comment also said, "Men benefit more from marriage than women."

True?



Once you say "I do" she says "I DONT"
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:51:00 PM EST
Why would you end up dead dude? Are you afraid that a bar full of people having fun are going to suddenly turn in unison and kill the oriental guy and hide his corpse out back? Scared of drinking yourself to death? Or is sarge right, are you just scared of living? This is your assignment, should you choose to accept it. This coming Friday you need to go somewhere you've never been and do something you wouldn't normally do. Variety is the spice of life, live a little. Start off easy, go see a rockabilly band or something. Loosen up a little.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:52:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By hatebreed:
Why would you end up dead dude? Are you afraid that a bar full of people having fun are going to suddenly turn in unison and kill the oriental guy and hide his corpse out back? Scared of drinking yourself to death? Or is sarge right, are you just scared of living? This is your assignment, should you choose to accept it. This coming Friday you need to go somewhere you've never been and do something you wouldn't normally do. Variety is the spice of life, live a little. Start off easy, go see a rockabilly band or something. Loosen up a little.




As a matter of fact, that is one of my worst fears.


Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:54:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By hatebreed:
Seriously dude, you live in a commune, you spend time at church, where do you expect to meet the interesting people? Go to the shittiest dive bar part of town, find a punk rock show, get piss drunk...I mean drunker than you've ever been. Maybe you're next story will actually be interesting.



I wouldn't recommend that, bad bad things can happen.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:56:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By hatebreed:
Why would you end up dead dude? Are you afraid that a bar full of people having fun are going to suddenly turn in unison and kill the oriental guy and hide his corpse out back? Scared of drinking yourself to death? Or is sarge right, are you just scared of living? This is your assignment, should you choose to accept it. This coming Friday you need to go somewhere you've never been and do something you wouldn't normally do. Variety is the spice of life, live a little. Start off easy, go see a rockabilly band or something. Loosen up a little.




As a matter of fact, that is one of my worst fears.





I think you are afraid of intamcy also.

SGtar15
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:59:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By hatebreed:
Why would you end up dead dude? Are you afraid that a bar full of people having fun are going to suddenly turn in unison and kill the oriental guy and hide his corpse out back? Scared of drinking yourself to death? Or is sarge right, are you just scared of living? This is your assignment, should you choose to accept it. This coming Friday you need to go somewhere you've never been and do something you wouldn't normally do. Variety is the spice of life, live a little. Start off easy, go see a rockabilly band or something. Loosen up a little.




As a matter of fact, that is one of my worst fears.





I think you are afraid of intamcy also.

SGtar15




Maybe.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:05:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Said girl in the first post who made that comment also said, "Men benefit more from marriage than women."

True?



The funniest thing is that many women actually believe that .
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:06:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By chrome1:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Said girl in the first post who made that comment also said, "Men benefit more from marriage than women."

True?



The funniest thing is that many women actually believe that .




She certainly did.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:15:28 PM EST
People who think you have to be married to enjoy life or have sex are seriously repressed or mildly retarded. I have been single most of my adult life, I dont see a problem with it. I own my own home and toys, my credit is perfect, my car is new, I get laid pretty regularly, I am pretty fit and life is great. About 4 out of 5 women are making a mental inventory of your assets when they meet you, not because they care about you or your hobbies they are figuring how much of your shit they can sell after you marry them and what they get for divorcing you. Any woman who says she is not doing that,,,is a lying bitch. My personal favorite, was an awesome redhead I dated last year, after about a month, she blurted out, " do you know how much money we would make if we lived together and how big a house we could buy?" She knew I did the "shooting thing" and the "military thing" but could not describe a single aspect of either. She did manage to figure out how much I made and what we could get for my house if I sold it after we moved in together. The funny thing was this was never a topic of discussion.

When you read all the posts here from guys whose soon to be ex-wives sold there guns, cars, toys, fucked their friends and ruined their credit. I get to listen to all the slobs crying the blues about the guns they can't buy because they are supporting a slug in the kitchen and 3 booger eating kids. Last of all, we get to read about all the misery the married have with their crack smoking in-laws, credit ruining barely driving wives and aspiring felon kids.

As long as women and most states think they have some sort of god given right to half my shit, my pensions and my lifes work for the gift of bland pussy and home cooking, I will remain single. If I get lonely I'll get a damned dog.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:18:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 9:18:43 PM EST by clean_cut]

Originally Posted By lonegunman:
People who think you have to be married to enjoy life or have sex are seriously repressed or mildly retarded. I have been single most of my adult life, I dont see a problem with it. I own my own home and toys, my credit is perfect, my car is new, I get laid pretty regularly, I am pretty fit and life is great. About 4 out of 5 women are making a mental inventory of your assets when they meet you, not because they care about you or your hobbies they are figuring how much of your shit they can sell after you marry them and what they get for divorcing you. Any woman who says she is not doing that,,,is a lying bitch. My personal favorite, was an awesome redhead I dated last year, after about a month, she blurted out, " do you know how much money we would make if we lived together and how big a house we could buy?" She knew I did the "shooting thing" and the "military thing" but could not describe a single aspect of either. She did manage to figure out how much I made and what we could get for my house if I sold it after we moved in together. The funny thing was this was never a topic of discussion.

When you read all the posts here from guys whose soon to be ex-wives sold there guns, cars, toys, fucked their friends and ruined their credit. I get to listen to all the slobs crying the blues about the guns they can't buy because they are supporting a slug in the kitchen and 3 booger eating kids. Last of all, we get to read about all the misery the married have with their crack smoking in-laws, credit ruining barely driving wives and aspiring felon kids.

As long as women and most states think they have some sort of god given right to half my shit, my pensions and my lifes work for the gift of bland pussy and home cooking, I will remain single. If I get lonely I'll get a damned dog.




You should have been there tonight. Set those women straight.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:26:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By lonegunman:

As long as women and most states think they have some sort of god given right to half my shit, my pensions and my lifes work for the gift of bland pussy and home cooking, I will remain single. If I get lonely I'll get a damned dog.



Worth repeating again & again.......
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:34:06 PM EST
More than one woman has got her panties in a knot after a friendly chat with me,,,lol The idea that marriage benefits men more than women is laughable.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:37:35 PM EST
Here is some advice my dad gave me (I've already broken two of the three rules, still need to buy a plane.) I call it the Rule of the Three "F's"

If it Flies, Floats or Fucks, RENT IT!

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 10:04:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Well there was this one girl who believes the end times are upon us, so she doesn't want to have children. She thinks the Anti-Christ is already alive in the world right now. She thought Kerry was the Anti-Christ but it doesn't look like he will assume power.



If there was ever a canidate for a wife who loves guns and SHTF scenarios, this is the one. Marry her.




Yeah she is my kind of woman, but I think she is dating an Iranian ex-Muslim who just converted to Christianity.
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 12:35:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 12:35:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/7/2004 12:36:18 AM EST by KA3B]
Women have all the pussy and half the money.
You do the math.



Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Said girl in the first post who made that comment also said, "Men benefit more from marriage than women."

True?

Link Posted: 9/7/2004 12:52:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/7/2004 12:57:23 AM EST by hatebreed]

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:

Originally Posted By hatebreed:
Seriously dude, you live in a commune, you spend time at church, where do you expect to meet the interesting people? Go to the shittiest dive bar part of town, find a punk rock show, get piss drunk...I mean drunker than you've ever been. Maybe you're next story will actually be interesting.



I wouldn't recommend that, bad bad things can happen.



Bad, bad things can happen sitting at home. Bad things can happen driving to work. If theres a bar row there, odds are it aint a very dengerous neighborhood. As a matter of fact, in a lot of cities the place most of the yuppies enjoy night life is in what were formerly "bad neighborhoods." Ask anybody from Denver Colorado. That's one VERY strong example. The point I was trying to make, is that he should get out there and experience life a little and see some of the perspectives out there outside what people from a church or commune have to offer. You know, see live music, knock back a few, lighten up a little and maybe talk to some more interesting women/people. Maybe even have some fun. Sometimes the shittiest looking place in town has the most environment and coolest people. No one implied he should use bad judgement or go somewhere he knows better than to go.

ETA: I can see how if you didn't know me you might consider the above bad advice. I probably don't mean that in exactly the way most would interpret it. Probably poorly phrased on my part.
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 12:57:07 AM EST
I've told my wife that she'd better never die before me because I'd have all the female members of her family wanting trade me some worn out poon for a place to live and support. LOL And also the fact that ""Men benefit more from marriage than women" is pure B.S. All of us know that women benefit more from Divorce than men and that's why many women marry.

Link Posted: 9/7/2004 1:22:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Desperate single women scare me. Do they you?




Not really those are the chicks that us fat, lazy balding guys have a chance with.
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 2:53:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/7/2004 2:58:40 AM EST by rn45]

"You men are too comfortable being alone. You don't want to marry us."


My answer: What was your first clue?

Was it when you realized that we don't like to be constantly nagged about every f*cking job in the house every waking hour?

Or was it the fact that we like to keep the bills paid up instead watching the money pour out of the checking account like salt out of a sieve?

We also like to go to sleep at night instead of being kept up at the last minute to answer questions about our feelings and our relationship and do we really love you or not.

I'm guessing it was when you finally found out that we like peace and quiet.
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 4:15:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By hatebreed:
Why would you end up dead dude? Are you afraid that a bar full of people having fun are going to suddenly turn in unison and kill the oriental guy and hide his corpse out back? Scared of drinking yourself to death? Or is sarge right, are you just scared of living? This is your assignment, should you choose to accept it. This coming Friday you need to go somewhere you've never been and do something you wouldn't normally do. Variety is the spice of life, live a little. Start off easy, go see a rockabilly band or something. Loosen up a little.




As a matter of fact, that is one of my worst fears.





Have you tried professional help?

Link Posted: 9/7/2004 4:18:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By chrome1:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Said girl in the first post who made that comment also said, "Men benefit more from marriage than women."

True?



The funniest thing is that many women actually believe that .



Men probably do get more out of the marriage, it's the divorce that is a killer.

Kinda of like "it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom."

Bob
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 4:22:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Well there was this one girl who believes the end times are upon us, so she doesn't want to have children. She thinks the Anti-Christ is already alive in the world right now. She thought Kerry was the Anti-Christ but it doesn't look like he will assume power.




Now SHE's got potential.
You-Honey, we need a Barret 50 cal, a large 4x4 truck, a home with land and a large bomb shelter, and lots of AR's and ammo, to fight the Anti-Christ.

Her-Sounds good to me dear!

You-and I'll have to go to the range a lot to practice

Her-why don't we get enough land to build our own range?

You-I love you, sweety.
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