You want to talk even more stupid?
Last night, there was a bad car accident about 3 miles from my house. My wife and I were on the way back home from the family farm. We saw the road flares, came to a stop, and figured we'd have to wait about 20-30 minutes while the police & FD cleared the road. Not a big deal, as we weren't in a hurry.
Just in front of us, three dumbasses had their cars parked in the oncoming lane. No traffic coming through, but still. Finally two of them moved their cars. Another left about half his car in the wrong lane.
10 minutes later EMS shows up (presumably to collect the bodies, as it was a horrible wreck). They have nowhere to turn around at the accident site, so they need to come on up the road a bit to turn in someone's driveway. They had to go over in the ditch to get past that dumbass who had his car in both lanes. Said dumbass is standing about 15' away not even paying attention. Doesn't even bother to move it for them on their way back to the accident site.
Then I've got a dumbass directly behind me that pulls up to within a foot or two of my rear bumper. I had left a space between me and the car in front of me, just in case. The car's passenger starts yelling at me to move up. That goes on for about five minutes and then they shut up.
Wait another 10 minutes and they decided they don't want to sit there any longer. So they swerve out into the left lane and just drive down the road towards the accident site. I hope those fuckers got a ticket for pulling that shit.
Another 10 minutes and the traffic starts moving again.
I hate impatient fuckers. And I hate shitheads who find it necessary to drive on the shoulder and then think I should let them back into my lane.