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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:16:43 PM EDT
The previous occupant left three beers in the fridge. Should I FO?
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IN before OP wakes up in the tub full of ice in said bedroom with missing kidneys.
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They pissed in the bottle then put the lids back on, trust me.
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The previous occupant left three beers in the fridge. Should I FO? View Quote Does Howdie Doodie have a wooden dick? Party on! |
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Are they sealed? If so, good to go! Just wipe the top with Vodka or similar
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them.
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. View Quote When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. |
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If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out. Where's your sense of adventure?? What good is an immune system if you don't use it?? Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it. And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack. Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge. YOLO OP!!!! |
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When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. The used condoms under your pillow are free.... |
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Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it. And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack. Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge. YOLO OP!!!! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out. Where's your sense of adventure?? What good is an immune system if you don't use it?? Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it. And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack. Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge. YOLO OP!!!! It's Miller High Life, how much worse could it get? |
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I've left beer in a hotel before. Couldn't really bring it on the plane and didn't want to go though security half drunk. I figured someone would enjoy it.
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prepare your anus for teh rape that is soon to follow you passing out from the doctored beers.
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If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out. Where's your sense of adventure?? What good is an immune system if you don't use it?? Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it. And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack. Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge. YOLO OP!!!! It's Miller High Life, how much worse could it get? There's probably more quality yeast in a pedo's taint smegma than a vat of miller high life. |
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When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. check under the bed for the dead hooker. She might have a couple of bucks on her. |
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Did they leave some artwork on the floor? https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-1zN_8RKgnjQ1EUnsiDGtbenXSZ3LNX3NH9kWJS5S5eIopuXK View Quote Looked around for a body when I got back in the room, negative. |
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Quoted: When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. ... now that's weird
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. ... now that's weird It is. But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken. |
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It is. But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. ... now that's weird It is. But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken. If these rooms are provided by your employer you may want to rethink some of the decisions you've made up to this point. |
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. ... now that's weird It is. But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken. If these rooms are provided by your employer you may want to rethink some of the decisions you've made up to this point. They had free cookies down at the front desk when I checked in. |
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