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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:16:43 PM EDT
The previous occupant left three beers in the fridge. Should I FO?
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:17:49 PM EDT
If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out.
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:18:09 PM EDT
go get a hooker..  post pics








Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:18:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Clarinath:
If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out.
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Where's your sense of adventure??
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:18:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Shott8283:
go get a hooker..  post pics



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Give beers to hooker.
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:18:58 PM EDT
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IN before OP wakes up in the tub full of ice in said bedroom with missing kidneys.
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:19:44 PM EDT
They pissed in the bottle then put the lids back on, trust me.
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:03 PM EDT
No fo.
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By azjeeper:
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Does Howdie Doodie have a wooden dick?

Party on!
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:15 PM EDT
Are they sealed? If so, good to go!  Just wipe the top with Vodka or similar
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Shott8283:
go get a hooker... have her see if she can fit the beer bottle/can in her asshole... post pics



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FIFY
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 50DollarCheShirt:


Give beers to hooker.
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Originally Posted By 50DollarCheShirt:
Originally Posted By Shott8283:
go get a hooker..  post pics





Give beers to hooker.


Large Mormon community in this town, not sure about hookers. Do Mormon hookers drink beer?
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By maddmatt:
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Trucker tea?
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:21:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:21:15 PM EDT
Worsh Em.  Or..  Use a Glass.
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:21:27 PM EDT
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FIFY
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Originally Posted By Shott8283:
go get a hooker... have her see if she can fit the beer bottle/can in her asshole... post pics





FIFY



Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:22:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AJE:
Depends... what kind of beer?
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Miller High Life......IN BOTTLES. Classy guy!
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:22:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:


Where's your sense of adventure??
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By Clarinath:
If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out.


Where's your sense of adventure??



What good is an immune system if you don't use it??

Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:24:05 PM EDT
I wouldn't.  While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them.
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:25:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:


Miller High Life......IN BOTTLES. Classy guy!
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By AJE:
Depends... what kind of beer?


Miller High Life......IN BOTTLES. Classy guy!


It will taste better if it is piss.
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:25:30 PM EDT
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Well uh, free......


Doesn't get any better than that!
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:26:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Pony151515:
I wouldn't.  While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them.
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When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:29:16 PM EDT
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What good is an immune system if you don't use it??

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Originally Posted By wjoutlaw:
Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By Clarinath:
If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out.


Where's your sense of adventure??



What good is an immune system if you don't use it??



Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it.  And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack.  Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge.

YOLO OP!!!!
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:30:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:


When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By Pony151515:
I wouldn't.  While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them.


When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.



The used condoms under your pillow are free....
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:31:26 PM EDT
Sealed can?
Yes


Bottle?
No way
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:31:49 PM EDT
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When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By Pony151515:
I wouldn't.  While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them.


When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.


What's the hourly rate OP?

Is there one of these



Or these in your room?



Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:33:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Clarinath:


Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it.  And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack.  Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge.

YOLO OP!!!!
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Originally Posted By Clarinath:
Originally Posted By wjoutlaw:
Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By Clarinath:
If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out.


Where's your sense of adventure??



What good is an immune system if you don't use it??



Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it.  And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack.  Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge.

YOLO OP!!!!


It's Miller High Life, how much worse could it get?
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:34:33 PM EDT
I've left beer in a hotel before. Couldn't really bring it on the plane and didn't want to go though security half drunk. I figured someone would enjoy it.

Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:34:34 PM EDT
prepare your anus for teh rape that is soon to follow you passing out from the doctored beers.
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:36:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:


Miller High Life......IN BOTTLES. Classy guy!
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By AJE:
Depends... what kind of beer?


Miller High Life......IN BOTTLES. Classy guy!



Well, it is the champagne of beers
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:36:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:


It's Miller High Life, how much worse could it get?
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By Clarinath:
Originally Posted By wjoutlaw:
Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By Clarinath:
If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out.

Where's your sense of adventure??

What good is an immune system if you don't use it??

Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it.  And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack.  Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge.

YOLO OP!!!!


It's Miller High Life, how much worse could it get?


There's probably more quality yeast in a pedo's  taint smegma than a vat of miller high life.
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:37:26 PM EDT
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Yes


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No way
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Bottles.....it is after all, the champagne of beers!

Doh! Beat by 30 seconds
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:40:46 PM EDT
Did they leave some artwork on the floor?




 
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:


When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.
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Originally Posted By Pony151515:
I wouldn't.  While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them.


When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.


check under the bed for the dead hooker. She might have  a couple of bucks on her.
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Did they leave some artwork on the floor?
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-1zN_8RKgnjQ1EUnsiDGtbenXSZ3LNX3NH9kWJS5S5eIopuXK  
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Looked around for a body when I got back in the room, negative.
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:
When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.
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Originally Posted By Pony151515:

I wouldn't.  While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them.




When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.




 
... now that's weird
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  ... now that's weird
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By Pony151515:
I wouldn't.  While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them.


When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.

  ... now that's weird


It is.
But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken.  
Link Posted: 1/28/2014 5:49:32 PM EDT
pics of cleaning lady
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:


It is.
But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken.  
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By Pony151515:
I wouldn't.  While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them.


When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.

  ... now that's weird


It is.
But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken.  

If these rooms are provided by your employer you may want to rethink some of the decisions you've made up to this point.
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Originally Posted By gman82001:

If these rooms are provided by your employer you may want to rethink some of the decisions you've made up to this point.
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:
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Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Originally Posted By Pony151515:
I wouldn't.  While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them.


When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind.

  ... now that's weird


It is.
But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken.  

If these rooms are provided by your employer you may want to rethink some of the decisions you've made up to this point.


They had free cookies down at the front desk when I checked in.
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