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Best? Went out on blind date with large breasted 27 year old who was a BIG Eric Clapton fan. We went to eat pizza, we were talking about interests, music, guns, etc. when she said she had every Clapton album except 1. Was my lucky night, I had the one album on tape she didn't have, and it had lots of slow "belly rubbing" kind of songs. We left the pizza place, I put in the tape, she got hot & in the mood and in about 30 minutes she was rubbing the largest set of hooters I ever saw in my life all in my face, & I was getting lost in between 'em! I swear her tits were so big that you could pull one up and use it for a pillow! Next thing I knew I was doing the nasty with Dolly Parton's cousin! What an experience, she had a water bed and the waves must have been 2 feet high! We went out a few more times but it just didnt seem right for some reason and I quit calling her, Uh Oh better go here comes my old lady.