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Posted: 9/11/2004 6:25:19 AM EDT
I stole this idea from the High Road:

Write your best newspaper headline decrying the expiration of the AWB, here's mine. . .


Bloodbath in Daycare Center as 5 Year Old Goes on Crawlby Bayonetting Rampage
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:26:31 AM EDT
Uhhhhh. No thank you.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:31:35 AM EDT
Terrorist blow up truck, expiration of AWB to blame!

alquida terrorists blew up a truck at random today in the town of 'yourtownhere' today.
The resulting explosion sent hundreds of bayonette lugs and flash suppressors flying into a nearby schoolyard killing and wounding many innocent children. The bayonette lugs and flash suppressors were illegal until today, as they were banned as assault weapons..... blah blah blah

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Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:33:54 AM EDT
DEMOCRATS STUNNED AS ASSAULT WEAPONS FAIL TO MATERIALIZE EN MASSE IN THE STREETS, KERRY VOWS TO LAUNCH INVESTIGATION
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:44:28 AM EDT
Life Saving Assault Weapons Now Available at a Store Near You
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:50:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gunham:
Life Saving Assault Weapons Now Available at a Store Near You



I like this one the best.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:53:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:53:33 AM EDT
It's all the fault of George W. Bush ... uh the Expiration of the AWB.

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