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Posted: 9/12/2004 9:42:44 PM EDT
Damn M-16 fell out of the sky and smacked me in the nose
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 9:43:52 PM EDT
I'm nursing a shin splint I got when I tripped on an uzi in my driveway while shoveling AK's.

Link Posted: 9/12/2004 9:44:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2004 9:44:44 PM EDT by Taxman]
Damn things denting the car here.

I dunno what to do with all these things, quess I'll sell them fro scrap.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 9:44:42 PM EDT
I screwed up the shocks on my car. I was driving, and kept on running over assault weapons in the street.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 9:50:43 PM EDT
Hallelujah...it's raining guns!!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 9:53:21 PM EDT
I saw an AK-47 semiautomatic Assault Rifle Full Automatic Killing Machine With Terrible Banna Clips fall right onto the steps of my house today.


Scared the shit outta me.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 10:02:48 PM EDT
LOL
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 10:05:57 PM EDT
nothing but fog here. i'm expecting the sky to open up any minute now.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 10:08:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:
Hallelujah...it's raining guns!!!



Its raining guns in Florida huh? Some guys have all the luck. Here is a list of the next seven hurricanes heading your way if you are looking for anything in particular.

Jennings
Kalashnikov
Les Baer
Mossberg
Norinco
Olympic
Para Ordnance

Link Posted: 9/12/2004 10:09:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:
Hallelujah...it's raining guns!!!

Link Posted: 9/12/2004 10:11:45 PM EDT
I saw several 'evil' looking black rifles huddled up talking in whispered voices and giving me the 'evil eye', I think they're about to go on a shooting rampage any second, oh the horror!!..
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