Strange, true, story. Happened this morning.
There I am sleeping like an angel.
When what do I hear but, Reow!......... Reow!......... Reow!......... Reow!......... Reow!......... Reow!......... Reow!......... Reow!......... Reow!......... at slow intervals.
Look on the floor, and there's the cat walking out of the room, so I follow him out to the living room where there's a large pile of chewed up, torn up toilet paper roll.
Now I've been yelling at the dog and spanking him (it doesn't work, but makes me feel better), at times for doing this while we're gone. We come home to torn up TP in the living room about 2-3 times a week. We always suggest it may be the cat, setting the dog up for amusement.
So I remember the dog sleeping next to me, under the covers, with his head in my armpit when my wife went to work an hour ago. He was there when the cat woke me up. He was in a convoluted position, so I don't think he would be in the same position had he gotten up and messed up the house and then came back to bed. So I'm starting to wonder how the TP is really getting torn up.