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Posted: 8/14/2011 9:31:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2011 12:14:32 PM EDT by hondaciv]
This is a no-shit question. Please don't start with the pedo jokes. I'm serious.

My wife was baby sitting a friends little boy last night. He is 2 years old. He started saying "pee pee" again and again, and my wife thought he might need to go, or needed his diaper changed. Well she took off his diaper, and it appeared like he had an erection.

Is this normal? I know (because I remember) them starting at 9 or 10, but 2?
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:32:22 AM EDT
1st in before the lock.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:33:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2011 9:34:06 AM EDT by VoodooChile]
yeah its normal



but we'll need pics of the wife to be sure
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:33:07 AM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:33:14 AM EDT


maybe?

Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:33:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2011 9:34:00 AM EDT by cmjohnson]
Yes, erections can and do occur in males of ALL ages. Totally normal.

I know mine worked just fine as far back as I can remember, and I can remember back to when I was still in diapers.


Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:33:32 AM EDT
Completely normal.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:33:39 AM EDT
Happens all the time.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:33:54 AM EDT
It's a Piss hard on, nothing else. Raised 4 sons.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:34:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
yeah its normal



but we'll need pics of the wife to be sure


Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:35:06 AM EDT
Yes I did not even understand why I would get erections when I was little. Looking back on it now I was attracted to what ever women or cartoon I was looking at.(little mermaid)
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:37:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2011 9:38:45 AM EDT by Dru]
Originally Posted By AKSU:
It's a Piss hard on, nothing else. Raised 4 sons.


Yea.... I still get those....

'cept it's difficult to pee and it usually goes in two different directions... Y'all ever have that issue? Happens after a just had sex pee too....
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:42:23 AM EDT
Boys get them even in utero... so yeah, normal.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:44:20 AM EDT
Restless Leg Syndrome?
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:44:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Yes, erections can and do occur in males of ALL ages. Totally normal.

I know mine worked just fine as far back as I can remember, and I can remember back to when I was still in diapers.



I can remember being freaked out when I got an erection in 1st grade. They were rare then, but they did happen.. Didn't become a normal thing until I was 10.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:45:39 AM EDT
For me they were a daily thing as far back as I can remember. I guess I've always been a horny bastard.



Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:45:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dru:
Originally Posted By AKSU:
It's a Piss hard on, nothing else. Raised 4 sons.


Yea.... I still get those....

'cept it's difficult to pee and it usually goes in two different directions... Y'all ever have that issue? Happens after a just had sex pee too....

I find morning wood the worst. My bladder is full from the night, I don't feel like going through the effort of sitting down to pee, and the damn thing wants to point at the wall above the toilet.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:47:56 AM EDT
Male babies can have erections in utero.

My one year old sometimes pitches a tent in his diaper.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:48:36 AM EDT
baby hard ons really?
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:51:07 AM EDT
You must have one helluva hot wife
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:52:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
You must have one helluva hot wife


Has she got big boobs?

Pics please
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:55:01 AM EDT
Dude pops a woody at my wife and I am punching him in the nads, dont give a fuck if he is a minor or not!!
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:55:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AJ_Dual:
Boys get them even in utero... so yeah, normal.
Really? I did not know that.

(See, you learn something new every day in GD. )

Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:56:12 AM EDT
these types of questions is what google is for.

geeze dude
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:58:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By skunk-ape:
these types of questions is what google is for.

geeze dude


Yeah but now all the people searching for hard baby dicks on google will end up here.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:58:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Seansworth:

Originally Posted By Dru:
Originally Posted By AKSU:
It's a Piss hard on, nothing else. Raised 4 sons.


Yea.... I still get those....

'cept it's difficult to pee and it usually goes in two different directions... Y'all ever have that issue? Happens after a just had sex pee too....

I find morning wood the worst. My bladder is full from the night, I don't feel like going through the effort of sitting down to pee, and the damn thing wants to point at the wall above the toilet.


Tiled ceiling in the shower FTW.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:58:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By skunk-ape:
these types of questions is what google is for.

geeze dude


I did google, but when it comes to questions like this, I actually think I would get a better, more accurate answer in arfcom GD than some random dude on the internet posting fantasy pedo answers. Since I have (had) no idea what the real answer is, I would have no idea if the answer was from a pedo, or was legit.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:59:31 AM EDT
I had a girl friend that had a 2 or 3 year old that would get a woody. I'm sure it's quite normal.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:03:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
Originally Posted By skunk-ape:
these types of questions is what google is for.

geeze dude


I did google, but when it comes to questions like this, I actually think I would get a better, more accurate answer in arfcom GD than some random dude on the internet posting fantasy pedo answers. Since I have (had) no idea what the real answer is, I would have no idea if the answer was from a pedo, or was legit.


Understand why you posted it; good money says this should've been posted in team.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:14:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
This is a no-shit question. Please don't start with the pedo jokes. I'm serious.

My wife was baby sitting a friends little boy last night. He is 2 years old. He started saying "pee pee" again and again, and my wife thought he might need to go, or needed his diaper changed. Well she took off his diaper, and it appeared like he had an erection.

Is this normal? I know (because I remember) them starting at 9 or 10, but 2?


They can start having them that young. It's involuntary. No biggie.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:16:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 95BLuv:



... now all the people searching for hard baby dicks on google will end up here.
I have to admit, I'm considering that for a sig line.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:18:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeautifulStranger:
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
<SNIP>

They can start having them that young. It's involuntary. No biggie.
Can you imagine if getting an erection was a voluntary act? There wouldn't be a man in America with pants that fit.

Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:24:54 AM EDT
My son is 10 months and he has found his junk in the bath tub. It freaked me out a little when I seen it was hard. Never looked it up, just figured it was normal.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:27:16 AM EDT
I use to get boners when I was a little kid after taking a bath. I remember trying to grind it back down with my palm, didn't seem to work.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:28:28 AM EDT
'Serious question', LOL.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:30:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sigp47:
Yes I did not even understand why I would get erections when I was little. Looking back on it now I was attracted to what ever women or cartoon I was looking at.(little mermaid)


The first erection I can remember came when I was watching The Addams Family with a warm plate of fish sticks in my lap.

I've had a thing for Goth chicks ever since.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:31:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By paris-dakar:

'Serious question', LOL.




Yeah: in the GD no less.

Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:37:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By paris-dakar:
Originally Posted By sigp47:
Yes I did not even understand why I would get erections when I was little. Looking back on it now I was attracted to what ever women or cartoon I was looking at.(little mermaid)


The first erection I can remember came when I was watching The Addams Family with a warm plate of fish sticks in my lap.

I've had a thing for Goth chicks ever since.


You and your kinks
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:38:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BeautifulStranger:
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
This is a no-shit question. Please don't start with the pedo jokes. I'm serious.

My wife was baby sitting a friends little boy last night. He is 2 years old. He started saying "pee pee" again and again, and my wife thought he might need to go, or needed his diaper changed. Well she took off his diaper, and it appeared like he had an erection.

Is this normal? I know (because I remember) them starting at 9 or 10, but 2?


They can start having them that young. It's involuntary. No biggie.



Always been my excuse.

Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:41:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:42:38 AM EDT
What are the chances that having 500 mouth breathing retards saying "IBTL" in a thread influences a mod to lock a thread?

It was a serious question and OP made it palpably clear that he didn't want retards to ruin his thread with bullshit. What if people just said "hmm that's a fair proposal, maybe I'll shove my IBTL post right back up my ass"?
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:48:28 AM EDT
My grandson is 2.

When his gets like that it's his favorite toy!
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:48:46 AM EDT
"If your erection lasts more than four hours, contact your pediatrician."



Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:49:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeautifulStranger:
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
This is a no-shit question. Please don't start with the pedo jokes. I'm serious.

My wife was baby sitting a friends little boy last night. He is 2 years old. He started saying "pee pee" again and again, and my wife thought he might need to go, or needed his diaper changed. Well she took off his diaper, and it appeared like he had an erection.

Is this normal? I know (because I remember) them starting at 9 or 10, but 2?


They can start having them that young. It's involuntary. No biggie.

I see what you may have unknowingly did there.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:50:12 AM EDT
I used to get them when I was 4-6 years old.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 10:56:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeautifulStranger:


They can start having them that young. It's involuntary. No biggie.

Such as the Moon orbits the Earth, so do erections come and go whether we want them to or not.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 11:06:25 AM EDT
In before the Pedo Bear pics...
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 11:07:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By skunk-ape:
these types of questions is what google is for.

geeze dude

I don't think that is a google search I would want on my computer.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 11:11:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RolandBozz:

Originally Posted By skunk-ape:
these types of questions is what google is for.

geeze dude

I don't think that is a google search I would want on my computer.

So you prefer to have Google searches for this come back and associate your user name with this topic forever?
Oh well...

Link Posted: 8/14/2011 11:12:57 AM EDT
Well if there's one topic that the FBI pedo division might be watching...
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 12:14:10 PM EDT
I guess I have the answer I need.

Thanks guys.

IBTL.

Mods, lock er up!
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