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Posted: 8/14/2011 9:31:19 AM EDT
This is a no-shit question. Please don't start with the pedo jokes. I'm serious.
My wife was baby sitting a friends little boy last night. He is 2 years old. He started saying "pee pee" again and again, and my wife thought he might need to go, or needed his diaper changed. Well she took off his diaper, and it appeared like he had an erection. Is this normal? I know (because I remember) them starting at 9 or 10, but 2? |
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Yes, erections can and do occur in males of ALL ages. Totally normal.
I know mine worked just fine as far back as I can remember, and I can remember back to when I was still in diapers. |
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yeah its normal but we'll need pics of the wife to be sure |
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Yes I did not even understand why I would get erections when I was little. Looking back on it now I was attracted to what ever women or cartoon I was looking at.(little mermaid)
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It's a Piss hard on, nothing else. Raised 4 sons. Yea.... I still get those.... 'cept it's difficult to pee and it usually goes in two different directions... Y'all ever have that issue? Happens after a just had sex pee too.... |
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Quoted: Yes, erections can and do occur in males of ALL ages. Totally normal. I know mine worked just fine as far back as I can remember, and I can remember back to when I was still in diapers. I can remember being freaked out when I got an erection in 1st grade. They were rare then, but they did happen.. Didn't become a normal thing until I was 10. |
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For me they were a daily thing as far back as I can remember. I guess I've always been a horny bastard.
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Quoted: Quoted: It's a Piss hard on, nothing else. Raised 4 sons. Yea.... I still get those.... 'cept it's difficult to pee and it usually goes in two different directions... Y'all ever have that issue? Happens after a just had sex pee too.... I find morning wood the worst. My bladder is full from the night, I don't feel like going through the effort of sitting down to pee, and the damn thing wants to point at the wall above the toilet. |
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Male babies can have erections in utero.
My one year old sometimes pitches a tent in his diaper. |
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You must have one helluva hot wife Has she got big boobs? Pics please |
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Dude pops a woody at my wife and I am punching him in the nads, dont give a fuck if he is a minor or not!!
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Quoted: Really? I did not know that.Boys get them even in utero... so yeah, normal. (See, you learn something new every day in GD. )
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these types of questions is what google is for. geeze dude Yeah but now all the people searching for hard baby dicks on google will end up here. |
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It's a Piss hard on, nothing else. Raised 4 sons. Yea.... I still get those.... 'cept it's difficult to pee and it usually goes in two different directions... Y'all ever have that issue? Happens after a just had sex pee too.... I find morning wood the worst. My bladder is full from the night, I don't feel like going through the effort of sitting down to pee, and the damn thing wants to point at the wall above the toilet. Tiled ceiling in the shower FTW. |
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these types of questions is what google is for. geeze dude I did google, but when it comes to questions like this, I actually think I would get a better, more accurate answer in arfcom GD than some random dude on the internet posting fantasy pedo answers. Since I have (had) no idea what the real answer is, I would have no idea if the answer was from a pedo, or was legit. |
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I had a girl friend that had a 2 or 3 year old that would get a woody. I'm sure it's quite normal.
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these types of questions is what google is for. geeze dude I did google, but when it comes to questions like this, I actually think I would get a better, more accurate answer in arfcom GD than some random dude on the internet posting fantasy pedo answers. Since I have (had) no idea what the real answer is, I would have no idea if the answer was from a pedo, or was legit. Understand why you posted it; good money says this should've been posted in team. |
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This is a no-shit question. Please don't start with the pedo jokes. I'm serious. My wife was baby sitting a friends little boy last night. He is 2 years old. He started saying "pee pee" again and again, and my wife thought he might need to go, or needed his diaper changed. Well she took off his diaper, and it appeared like he had an erection. Is this normal? I know (because I remember) them starting at 9 or 10, but 2? They can start having them that young. It's involuntary. No biggie. |
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Quoted: I have to admit, I'm considering that for a sig line. ... now all the people searching for hard baby dicks on google will end up here. |
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Quoted: Can you imagine if getting an erection was a voluntary act? There wouldn't be a man in America with pants that fit.Quoted: <SNIP> They can start having them that young. It's involuntary. No biggie. |
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My son is 10 months and he has found his junk in the bath tub. It freaked me out a little when I seen it was hard. Never looked it up, just figured it was normal.
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I use to get boners when I was a little kid after taking a bath. I remember trying to grind it back down with my palm, didn't seem to work.
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Yes I did not even understand why I would get erections when I was little. Looking back on it now I was attracted to what ever women or cartoon I was looking at.(little mermaid) The first erection I can remember came when I was watching The Addams Family with a warm plate of fish sticks in my lap. I've had a thing for Goth chicks ever since. |
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Yes I did not even understand why I would get erections when I was little. Looking back on it now I was attracted to what ever women or cartoon I was looking at.(little mermaid) The first erection I can remember came when I was watching The Addams Family with a warm plate of fish sticks in my lap. I've had a thing for Goth chicks ever since. You and your kinks |
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This is a no-shit question. Please don't start with the pedo jokes. I'm serious. My wife was baby sitting a friends little boy last night. He is 2 years old. He started saying "pee pee" again and again, and my wife thought he might need to go, or needed his diaper changed. Well she took off his diaper, and it appeared like he had an erection. Is this normal? I know (because I remember) them starting at 9 or 10, but 2? They can start having them that young. It's involuntary. No biggie. Always been my excuse. |
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What are the chances that having 500 mouth breathing retards saying "IBTL" in a thread influences a mod to lock a thread?
It was a serious question and OP made it palpably clear that he didn't want retards to ruin his thread with bullshit. What if people just said "hmm that's a fair proposal, maybe I'll shove my IBTL post right back up my ass"? |
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My grandson is 2.
When his gets like that it's his favorite toy! |
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"If your erection lasts more than four hours, contact your pediatrician." |
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Quoted: Quoted: This is a no-shit question. Please don't start with the pedo jokes. I'm serious. My wife was baby sitting a friends little boy last night. He is 2 years old. He started saying "pee pee" again and again, and my wife thought he might need to go, or needed his diaper changed. Well she took off his diaper, and it appeared like he had an erection. Is this normal? I know (because I remember) them starting at 9 or 10, but 2? They can start having them that young. It's involuntary. No biggie. I see what you may have unknowingly did there. |
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Quoted: They can start having them that young. It's involuntary. No biggie. Such as the Moon orbits the Earth, so do erections come and go whether we want them to or not. |
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Quoted: these types of questions is what google is for. geeze dude I don't think that is a google search I would want on my computer. |
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Quoted: Quoted: these types of questions is what google is for. geeze dude I don't think that is a google search I would want on my computer. So you prefer to have Google searches for this come back and associate your user name with this topic forever? Oh well...
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Well if there's one topic that the FBI pedo division might be watching...
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I guess I have the answer I need.
Thanks guys. IBTL. Mods, lock er up! |
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