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Posted: 8/15/2005 2:06:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 2:07:26 AM EDT by vito113]
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:07:28 AM EDT
No thanks.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:15:08 AM EDT
Wow.

How long before this new technology is used for penis enlargement? I can see the late night infomercials now....."the 100% safe and effective way to make your meat grow....and all for only $19,995.00!"

Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:21:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:21:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 2:22:40 AM EDT by 22bad]

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
Wow.

How long before this new technology is used for penis enlargement? I can see the late night infomercials now....."the 100% safe and effective way to make your meat grow....and all for only $19,995.00!"







"To industrialise the process, researchers suggest the cells could be grown on large sheets
that would need to be stretched to provide the 'exercise' for the growing muscles."
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:22:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
Wow.

How long before this new technology is used for penis enlargement? I can see the late night infomercials now....."the 100% safe and effective way to make your meat grow....and all for only $19,995.00!"



People would buy it.

Hell, you have women paying over $5k for tits. Think about what mouse-built men would pay!
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:31:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 2:32:13 AM EDT by vito113]
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:33:14 AM EDT
It's made of people!!!
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:35:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
It's nice to Americans can always see the commercial angle in any scientific breathrough!


Scientist 1: I've found a way to feed the starving millions of poor people using artificial meat!

Scientist 2:Yeah! but just think, we can make $$milliions producing artificial 'meat' for guys!



Very true.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:35:19 AM EDT
This is like that urban legend that said that KFC had to change its name from "Kentucky Fried Chicken" because it wasn't really chicken... just parts that were grown in a lab...
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:38:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:44:46 AM EDT
Soylant green is People!!
It's PEOPLEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:50:04 AM EDT
They have grapefruits engineered in England (I think) that grows a protein substance just like beef.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 4:02:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By garr:
Soylant green is People!!
It's PEOPLEEEE!!!!!!!!!



First thing I thought of.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 4:27:15 AM EDT
Why are they wasting time trying to feed the world.

They developed supergrowing vegtables and fruits, but the third world refused to eat it for verious reasons!!!

Let them starve and die!!!

They'll do it any way.

But if they do develope it. Will vegatarians eat it?
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 4:37:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 4:38:55 AM EDT by Charging_Handle]
This thread reminded me of comedian Sam Kinnison's 1980's rant about famine.

"You know, I was just sitting around thinking about world famine the other day and I realized it wouldn't be necessary to keep trucking food to you if you people lived WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!!! YOU'RE IN A DESERT! AN EFFING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS HERE! NOTHING IS EVER GONNA GROW HERE! GATHER UP YOUR SHIT AND LET'S MAKE ONE TRIP, MOVING YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!"

Sam was unique in his comedy and delivery.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 4:46:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 4:49:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 4:49:43 AM EDT by Strats]

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
This thread reminded me of comedian Sam Kinnison's 1980's rant about famine.

"You know, I was just sitting around thinking about world famine the other day and I realized it wouldn't be necessary to keep trucking food to you if you people lived WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!!! YOU'RE IN A DESERT! AN EFFING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS HERE! NOTHING IS EVER GONNA GROW HERE! GATHER UP YOUR SHIT AND LET'S MAKE ONE TRIP, MOVING YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!"

Sam was unique in his comedy and delivery.



I remember that. I was in tears listening to him deliver that routine.

Don't send them food, send the luggage and Winnebagos.

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