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Posted: 1/7/2005 5:40:38 PM EDT
You are sitting in a hotel room.  You hear shouting in the parking lot.  You observe a man beating a woman.  What do you do?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:42:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 5:42:57 PM EDT by The_Neutral_Observer]

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
You are sitting in a hotel room.  You hear shouting in the parking lot.  You observe a man beating a woman.  What do you do?



Turn back to the TV and continue watching that Punk'd show with Ashton whatever his name is.

EDIT:

Let them kill each other.  Hopefully neither has bred yet.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:44:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:44:45 PM EDT
Rob the bodies.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:48:32 PM EDT
Go downstairs, get in my car, run them over, claim I didn't see them at first, then later change my story to "I felt like I was being threatened with bodily injury or death, and in the end while I am being let away to jail, still refuse to answer why I drove over both bodies multiple times while screaming " JESUS IS A BANANAN!!!"

Then I wake up from my dream and call 911 and then sit back and enjoy my hotelroom pay-per-porn.

Chris
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:54:12 PM EDT
call the desk, then get back to work on my old lady, cause if you interfear with a man a women fighting, you'll be fighting both of them.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:54:44 PM EDT

If you're a REAL man, and not some blue-state pussy, you'll shove your glock in your waste band, run down there and draw down on them, yelling at them to not come any closer to you.

Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:59:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 5:59:37 PM EDT by MrsDrFrige]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
If you're a REAL man, and not some blue-state pussy, you'll shove your glock in your waste band, run down there and draw down on them, yelling at them to not come any closer to you.




ah...you live on that side of st louis....
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:07:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
If you're a REAL man, and not some blue-state pussy, you'll shove your glock in your waste band, run down there and draw down on them, yelling at them to not come any closer to you.




+1
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:12:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 6:12:49 PM EDT by cmjohnson]
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:12:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 6:12:44 PM EDT by markm]
Yell PwN3d!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:13:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 6:42:49 PM EDT by tc6969]
removed!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:13:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Neutral_Observer:

Let them kill each other.  Hopefully neither has bred yet.




+1!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:14:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By markm:
Yell PwN3d!



I tried that.  The only response I got back was w00t!.

Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:20:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2005 6:21:50 PM EDT by markm]

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By markm:
Yell PwN3d!



I tried that.  The only response I got back was w00t!.




So they were one of the ARFCOM white trash couples that post here eh?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:22:00 PM EDT
Something cold out of the mini bar then flip the pop corn into the microwave...
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:25:00 PM EDT

Wait till you see another guy in the parking lot.

Draw your drapes, turn off your lights, crack the window open slightly, hide below the window sill, and yell...


..."PUSSY, why don't you try that shit with a real man!!!".  




Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:27:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Wait till you see another guy in the parking lot.

Draw your drapes, turn off your lights, crack the window open slightly, hide below the window sill, and yell...


..."PUSSY, why don't you try that shit with a real man!!!".  




That got me laughing.  
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:28:45 PM EDT
Ditto on calling the cops. Never, ever get in middle of a squabble. Chances are they will both turn on you.

Pop the top on a cold one and enjoy the show.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:30:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 50cal:
Ditto on calling the cops. Never, ever get in middle of a squabble. Chances are they will both turn on you.

Pop the top on a cold one and enjoy the show.



This happened several weeks ago.  I did not intercede.  I observed from afar to ensure the female wasn't in dire straits, and let it go.  The woman walked away safely.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:40:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
If you're a REAL man, and not some blue-state pussy, you'll shove your glock in your waste band, run down there and draw down on them, yelling at them to not come any closer to you.





Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:45:38 PM EDT
I'd do absolutley nothing at all
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:48:45 PM EDT
Start dancing nekkid on the balcony to draw attention to yourself, hopefully the resulting laughter will stop the beating and will get the cops called faster than a domestic.
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