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Posted: 7/19/2008 5:53:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2008 5:53:38 PM EST by FLAL1A]
My wife was watching it. I was goofing on the web, and managed to avoid observing any moments of physical intimacy.

The guy who died - the dark-haired one - did he die when a tire exploded, as his wife said, or was he fag-bashed to death, as the hazy video accompanying her phone conversation suggests? If the latter, had he degenerated into a randomly cruising crankhog?
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:54:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
My wife was watching it. I was goofing on the web, and managed to avoid observing any moments of physical intimacy.

The guy who died - the dark-haired one - did he die when a tire exploded, as his wife said, or was he fag-bashed to death, as the hazy video accompanying her phone conversation suggests? If the latter, had he degenerated into a randomly cruising crankhog?


ask the wife
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:56:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
My wife was watching it. I was goofing on the web, and managed to avoid observing any moments of physical intimacy.
The guy who died - the dark-haired one - did he die when a tire exploded, as his wife said, or was he fag-bashed to death, as the hazy video accompanying her phone conversation suggests? If the latter, had he degenerated into a randomly cruising crankhog?


Good story. I'd stick to it...
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:57:28 PM EST
You saw bits and pieces?
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:57:56 PM EST
what bits and pices did you see?
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:00:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By gene5:
what bits and pices did you see?


Twigs & berries, looked like. You know, wedding tackle.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:00:49 PM EST
Oh for Christ sake guys, just go rent the movie. It's really not a bad flick and there are only two or three ICKY scenes. Just go get you beer during those. The rest of the movie has a good story line with excellent acting.

I promise, it won't make you ghey if you watch it.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:02:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
Oh for Christ sake guys, just go rent the movie. It's really not a bad flick and there are only two or three ICKY scenes. Just go get you beer during those. The rest of the movie has a good story line with excellent acting.

I promise, it won't make you ghey if you watch it.


aahhhh nooooooooo!
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:03:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
My wife was watching it. I was goofing on the web, and managed to avoid observing any moments of physical intimacy.

The guy who died - the dark-haired one - did he die when a tire exploded, as his wife said, or was he fag-bashed to death, as the hazy video accompanying her phone conversation suggests? If the latter, had he degenerated into a randomly cruising crankhog?


Beaten to death. Cover story was that the "spare tire exploded".


Take out the gay and it was a pretty decent western move. Anne Hathaway is hot.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:03:54 PM EST
Gay coyboys eating pudding. No thanks.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:06:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2008 6:08:05 PM EST by Thumper45]

Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
Oh for Christ sake guys, just go rent the movie. It's really not a bad flick and there are only two or three ICKY scenes. Just go get you beer during those. The rest of the movie has a good story line with excellent acting.

I promise, it won't make you ghey if you watch it.


Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:09:44 PM EST
That movie had some of the best gay cowboy sex I have seen in a long time.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:11:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By Frank_The_Tank:
That movie had some of the best gay cowboy sex I have seen in a long time.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:14:33 PM EST
I had every intention of finally watching it tonight. The second time the blond guy came into the tent and they started lip locking I had to turn it off. Just couldn't do it.


What I don't get is WHY? I've slept in a tent with another guy a number of times on camping trips. Never once had a thought of snuggling up close. Why are we supposed to believe these two cowpokes decided to go to the freaky side? It seemed to happen so suddenly, like once the seal was off the idea, they both just jumped into it. I didn't get any plot development that even suggested that. I just didn't find it credible.

Hell, if I didn't have an inkling of what was going to happen I would have assumed that one of them would have gone after one of the sheep first . . .
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:18:51 PM EST
Its ok you can tell us your ghey....
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:21:03 PM EST
Watching Brokeback Mounain voluntarily = potentially ghey.

Enjoying Brokeback Mountain = "wheres the bathhouse?"
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:23:21 PM EST
Yes, you're gay.......didn't even have to read your post......amazing aren't I........
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:24:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bladeswitcher:
I had every intention of finally watching it tonight. The second time the blond guy came into the tent and they started lip locking I had to turn it off. Just couldn't do it.


What I don't get is WHY? I've slept in a tent with another guy a number of times on camping trips. Never once had a thought of snuggling up close. Why are we supposed to believe these two cowpokes decided to go to the freaky side?


Maybe they were gay.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:25:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
My wife was watching it. I was goofing on the web, and managed to avoid observing any moments of physical intimacy.


Uh-huh. sure you did.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:26:38 PM EST
They were sheep herders, not cowboys!
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:26:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
Oh for Christ sake guys, just go rent the movie. It's really not a bad flick and there are only two or three ICKY scenes. Just go get you beer during those. The rest of the movie has a good story line with excellent acting.

I promise, it won't make you ghey if you watch it.


That's right, because you will already BE gay!
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:27:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By _DR:

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
My wife was watching it. I was goofing on the web, and managed to avoid observing any moments of physical intimacy.


Uh-huh. sure you did.


You know, just 'cause I made you stay on your end of the couch, that's no reason for you to get bitchy.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:28:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By Bladeswitcher:
I had every intention of finally watching it tonight. The second time the blond guy came into the tent and they started lip locking I had to turn it off. Just couldn't do it.


What I don't get is WHY? I've slept in a tent with another guy a number of times on camping trips. Never once had a thought of snuggling up close. Why are we supposed to believe these two cowpokes decided to go to the freaky side?


Maybe they were gay.


OK, I hadn't considered that . . .
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:29:25 PM EST
I'm so happy to say that I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:32:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2008 6:34:42 PM EST by _DR]

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By _DR:

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
My wife was watching it. I was goofing on the web, and managed to avoid observing any moments of physical intimacy.


Uh-huh. sure you did.


You know, just 'cause I made you stay on your end of the couch, that's no reason for you to get bitchy.





Never saw it so can't help.

However I might go watch this.

Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:32:46 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:33:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
Oh for Christ sake guys, just go rent the movie. It's really not a bad flick and there are only two or three ICKY scenes. Just go get you beer during those. The rest of the movie has a good story line with excellent acting.

I promise, it won't make you ghey if you watch it.


+1


Originally Posted By NevisRuprecht:

Beaten to death. Cover story was that the "spare tire exploded".


Take out the gay and it was a pretty decent western move. Anne Hathaway is hot.


I can't say that I've researched this in detail, but they do leave it kind of nebulous. From Wiki:


An unspecified amount of time later, a postcard Ennis sent to Jack is returned stamped "Deceased." In a telephone conversation, Lureen tells Ennis that Jack died while changing a tire that exploded. Her explanation of the incident is overlaid with images of Jack being beaten brutally by three men; it is possible to interpret this as either Ennis's fear of what actually happened (inspired by his experience of the homophobic murder in his childhood) or a portrayal of what Lureen knows to be Jack's real fate, the account she relates being a sanitized version of her husband's demise.


So it's really left up to the viewer how he dies.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:35:37 PM EST
That movie fucking sucked. Yup, I watched it - but I got laid after it for the first time by my still present gf.

I kinda tried to watch it with an open mind, but I thought the whole thing just kinda lacked. The plot was fucking boring.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:44:50 PM EST
I am very proud to say I have never seen that movie.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:47:07 PM EST
I didn't believe Heath Ledger could make up for taking on that role, I haven't seen BBM, but I saw the Dark Knight.

Heath Ledger redeemed himself.

Flame away.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:54:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 7:52:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By DernHumpus:
That movie fucking sucked. Yup, I watched it - but I got laid after it for the first time by my still present gf.

I kinda tried to watch it with an open mind, but I thought the whole thing just kinda lacked. The plot was fucking homoboring.


Fixed it.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 7:55:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
Oh for Christ sake guys, just go rent the movie. It's really not a bad flick and there are only two or three ICKY scenes. Just go get you beer during those. The rest of the movie has a good story line with excellent acting.

I promise, it won't make you ghey if you watch it.


Does your screen name mean something we should know about?
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 7:57:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 7:59:01 PM EST
do you guys remember the guy on here who went to it thinking it was a western? he was so pissed. I hadn't laughed that hard in a long time.

i've never seen it, nor will I. Just cause I don't even want to think about two guys having sex. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....


Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:56:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
My wife was watching it. I was goofing on the web, and managed to avoid observing any moments of physical intimacy.

That wouldn't be to hard to do....there is only one scene and it lasted 5 sec.

The guy who died - the dark-haired one - did he die when a tire exploded, as his wife said, or was he fag-bashed to death, as the hazy video accompanying her phone conversation suggests? If the latter, had he degenerated into a randomly cruising crankhog?


Stomped to death....and yep he pretty much went for the "rough trade"
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:17:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
My wife was watching it. I was goofing on the web, and managed to avoid observing any moments of physical intimacy.

The guy who died - the dark-haired one - did he die when a tire exploded, as his wife said, or was he fag-bashed to death, as the hazy video accompanying her phone conversation suggests? If the latter, had he degenerated into a randomly cruising crankhog?


I was definitely under the impression he was beat to death. I haven't seen it since it was out at the theater, but I remember thinking maybe the wife had something to do with it.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:19:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By LouisianaCarry:

Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
Oh for Christ sake guys, just go rent the movie. It's really not a bad flick and there are only two or three ICKY scenes. Just go get you beer during those. The rest of the movie has a good story line with excellent acting.

I promise, it won't make you ghey if you watch it.


Does your screen name mean something we should know about?


Yes, I'm secretly the forgotten .MIL member of the village people. Wanna see my shiny helemet?
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:21:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2008 11:21:16 PM EST by leelaw]
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:57:41 PM EST
If you know about all of that then you saw more than "bits and pieces".
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:16:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By _DR:

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By _DR:

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
My wife was watching it. I was goofing on the web, and managed to avoid observing any moments of physical intimacy.


Uh-huh. sure you did.


You know, just 'cause I made you stay on your end of the couch, that's no reason for you to get bitchy.





Never saw it so can't help.

However I might go watch this.

i37.tinypic.com/10shbf5.jpg



hell man, id wait in line to watch that one
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 2:43:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By leelaw:
5 Second Movies: Brokeback Mountain


Damn! I'm glad I turned it off when I did. Looks like it gets a lot worse.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 2:59:08 AM EST
If Brokeback Mountain was as pretentious and boring as Ang Lee's version of The Hulk, I have no desire to ever see it.
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