Posted: 5/23/2011 1:51:27 PM EDT
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Poor Jen.
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I am talking about the other Salt...  You mean this one? Varuca? http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp38/Bludgeonmonkey/veruca_salt1.jpg Or this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0 |
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I am talking about the other Salt... Ohhhhh, you mean the spy movie...from LAST YEAR! i saw that movie. So confused how all of a sudden she went from "I"m not a spy!" to "I'm going to kill my husband and link up with russian spys" other than that, it was an ok movie. She was hot up until she was a dude, then i was like 
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Damn she looks like skin and bones. Least back in the Tomb Raider movies she had some meat left. 
http://www.csicon.org/wp-content/uploads/Angelina-Jolie-Tomb-Raider.jpg Yes
I'd hit that 
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I am talking about the other Salt... Ohhhhh, you mean the spy movie...from LAST YEAR! i saw that movie. So confused how all of a sudden she went from "I"m not a spy!" to "I'm going to kill my husband and link up with russian spys" other than that, it was an ok movie. She was hot up until she was a dude, then i was like whoa hang on there...I'll admit I was nodding off during the movie but she was a DUDE??? the fk??? when the hell did that happen? |
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I am talking about the other Salt... Ohhhhh, you mean the spy movie...from LAST YEAR! i saw that movie. So confused how all of a sudden she went from "I"m not a spy!" to "I'm going to kill my husband and link up with russian spys" other than that, it was an ok movie. She was hot up until she was a dude, then i was like whoa hang on there...I'll admit I was nodding off during the movie but she was a DUDE??? the fk??? when the hell did that happen? SPOILER (for those who give a fuck) she basically played dress up as a Russian NATO officer to sneak into the White House |
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:spoilers: There were some plotholes that killed my suspension of disbelief. I got pissed off when I realized that her handler contacted her at work, inside a monitored interrogation room, loudly declaring that she was a spy right into the microphones for no reason whatsoever. Stupid, cheap way to set up a chase scene.
Also, striking US security officers to incapacitate rather than kill was retarded: it ended the suspense by telegraphing the plot twist, a woman built like her's only chance against men in that line of work is accurate shooting to kill, and if her character really existed she wouldn't hesitate to kill a few US federal officers to prevent the launch. And I have my doubts that a huge Russian intelligence team would have an easier time taking over American nukes in the White House command bunker than, say, Russian nukes guarded by a half dozen stoned conscripts in Siberia. Finally, this is one more plot that cell phones makes ridiculous; I call these Seinfeld plots, they just don't make sense anymore. "Hello, Secret Service? Yeah, I'm the chick who just assassinated the Russian President, there's going to be an attack on the command bunker, you might want to put about 300 tac team guys in body armor down there". End of movie. :end spoilers: |
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Arm in arm? That's disturbing 
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Arm in arm? That's disturbing That's Navy. 
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Arm in arm? That's disturbing That's Navy. thats the "Old Salts" cabin boy to keep him company during those long voyages at sea
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