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Posted: 1/16/2015 5:40:53 AM EST


When two guys wearing dark hoodies,
and sagging pants, arrive.

St. Peter looked out through the Gates
and said,"Wait here - I'll be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's chambers
and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have
to tell you that you can't be judgmental here.

This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers.
Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks
around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God's chambers and says
" Well, they're gone."

"The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.

"No. The Pearly Gates."
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I see a lock in the future.
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Tha's ray-cyst.
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It's not racist at all unless you are racist and make racist assumptions.
It is funny. Snoop Dog is laughing.
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Originally Posted By Leeland111:
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Really? Over active imagination?
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Race was no where mentioned in the joke.
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Originally Posted By John_McClane:
Tha's ray-cyst.
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Projection, you's doin it.
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With that much White Guilt you must certainly be late for a protest somewhere.


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Okay, I laughed at that one.
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Doesnt sound like OP is racist, it appears the accuser is.
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It's hard to be gangsta with a fake chandelier just above you
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Originally Posted By shadowmaker1969:
Doesnt sound like OP is racist, it appears the accuser is.
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typical
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Originally Posted By Leeland111:
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They stole that too.
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Originally Posted By John_McClane:
Tha's ray-cyst.
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werd.
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Originally Posted By 1srelluc:


They stole that too.
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Originally Posted By Leeland111:
I see a lock in the future.


They stole that too.






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They stole that too.
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Originally Posted By 1srelluc:
Originally Posted By Leeland111:
I see a lock in the future.


They stole that too.
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Originally Posted By USMARINE1108:
Okay, I laughed at that one.
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To those of you thinking this is racist get your panties out of a wad.
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[Last Edit: 1/16/2015 8:12:59 AM EST by AJ-IN-JAX]
double tap
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Originally Posted By 1srelluc:
Originally Posted By Leeland111:
I see a lock in the future.


They stole that too.








shit!!


Link Posted: 1/16/2015 8:47:30 AM EST
"Hands up!" "Don't shoot!"
"Pants up!" "Don't loot!"

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I see a lock in the future.
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Originally Posted By 1srelluc:


They stole that too.
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Originally Posted By 1srelluc:
Originally Posted By Leeland111:
I see a lock in the future.


They stole that too.



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They stole that too.
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Originally Posted By 1srelluc:
Originally Posted By Leeland111:
I see a lock in the future.


They stole that too.


That will be the post of the day.
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Originally Posted By shadowmaker1969:
Doesnt sound like OP is racist, it appears the accuser is.
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That is correct. Racism is viewing everything from a framework of race.
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what if St. Peter is black as well ?
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Lulz
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Originally Posted By whiskerz:
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The name is St. Peter, not St. P-Dog.
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Two signs at the pearly gates...one says" hen-pecked husbands" and the other says "non-hen-pecked" husbands. There are thousands of men lined up at hen-pecked sign and only one man at the non-hen-pecked sign. St Peter asked the one guy "why are you standing in this line?" The guy answers "My wife told me to stand here."
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Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
Race was no where mentioned in the joke.
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It was only implied.
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A priest dies and goes to the pearly gates. God asked "What was the hardest part of being a priest." The priest said the hardest part was being celibate. God said "NO, I said celibrate!"
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Originally Posted By cavedog:

I see someone who stole my sig line.
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Originally Posted By cavedog:
Originally Posted By Leeland111:
I see a lock in the future.

I see someone who stole my sig line.



I can't win in this thread!

I admire Sheriff Judd. I saw him speak at a deputy's funeral. Very passionate guy.
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I can't win in this thread!

I admire Sheriff Judd. I saw him speak at a deputy's funeral. Very passionate guy.
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Originally Posted By Leeland111:
Originally Posted By cavedog:
Originally Posted By Leeland111:
I see a lock in the future.

I see someone who stole my sig line.



I can't win in this thread!

I admire Sheriff Judd. I saw him speak at a deputy's funeral. Very passionate guy.

No worries. I was shamelessly pimping my thread. Grady is worthy of two quotes.
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Projection much?

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Originally Posted By 1srelluc:


They stole that too.
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Originally Posted By 1srelluc:
Originally Posted By Leeland111:
I see a lock in the future.


They stole that too.

Thank you, I just shot coffee out my nose.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 11:44:01 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Blade_Runner79:



Projection much?

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Originally Posted By Blade_Runner79:
Originally Posted By Leeland111:
I see a lock in the future.



Projection much?





There is still room

Like stuff in GD doesn't go off the rails all the time...
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http://bottomlessart.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/bandwagon_553.jpg

There is still room

Like stuff in GD doesn't go off the rails all the time...
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Originally Posted By Blade_Runner79:
Originally Posted By Leeland111:
I see a lock in the future.



Projection much?



http://bottomlessart.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/bandwagon_553.jpg

There is still room

Like stuff in GD doesn't go off the rails all the time...




Ain't it great??
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