Posted: 12/10/2010 9:54:42 AM EDT
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I was watching some of my students leave class today, using the "wide stance" to keep their pants up. I watched them sweep from side to side, like they were dodging missiles or something. Dumbasses.
I rost. I am still raffing. That is all. 
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We had a guy 2 grade below us when I was a senior in HS who had a "problem" keeping his pants at an acceptable level.
We finally got tired of looking at him one day and "helped him out" by fashioning a belt out of rope and properly secured his denim around his hips. Funny thing that....he never did have that problem again. You may well get away with that in the "burbs" or the inner city. Hell, its downright encouraged; but that shit just didnt fly in a small-town school. |
| I love it when these cool/tough guys show up to my Job wearing these types of pants. Being a Union IronWorker/Rodbuster it only takes 8 hr's and you never see these guys wearing these pants to work again. First thing you do is take them over and grab 75 to 100 pounds of Rebar and throw it on your shoulder. It's fun to watch them try to hold their pants up and carry Iron at the same time. Then after awhile their shoulders start to get sore and they try to use both hands to hold the Rebar off their shoulder but they can't becuase their pants are falling down. Then the ass chewings start because they are wasting my time hold the pants up. |
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Quoted: I was watching some of my students leave class today, using the "wide stance" to keep their pants up. I watched them sweep from side to side, like they were dodging missiles or something. Dumbasses. I rost. I am still raffing. That is all. http://officeforward.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/1067629-cool_story_bro_super.gif Out here we call it 'the penguin walk'.  |
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do you ever tell them how stupid they look? I would tell them every day. "Dude your pants are falling down and you are waddling like a duck or a penguin because of it. You realize that don't you?" Or is it against school policy to make fun of them? No idea - I mess with them now and then, simply because it entertains me. |
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I was watching some of my students leave class today, using the "wide stance" to keep their pants up. I watched them sweep from side to side, like they were dodging missiles or something. Dumbasses. I rost. I am still raffing. That is all. http://officeforward.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/1067629-cool_story_bro_super.gif Out here we call it 'the penguin walk'.
Makes me think of the book Bonfire of the Vanities when the prosocutor mentions how all these gangbangers do the "pimp roll" into court and don't have a chance in hell once the judge sees them doing that. |
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Sagging came out of prison systems because inmates got issued oversize clothes and weren't allowed to wear belts. I don't understand why people feel the need to dress like prisoners. I heard this, but also it was a way to show off their.. er uh, "wares" to any interested parties. |
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I live right down the street from the local HS.
I often run across some young folks wearing thier pants in such a way. The other day I looked at a pair of them. (White kids sagging BTW), and, one of them with a sideways hat, of course....Said; "What you lookin' at?!" I put my soda on the counter and said "Job security son. Job security." (I work for the TDCJ) |
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Sagging came out of prison systems because inmates got issued oversize clothes and weren't allowed to wear belts. I don't understand why people feel the need to dress like prisoners. Glorification of the "thug life". Think of it as ARFCOMers wearing tactical gear. |
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My wife read somewhere that this is a technique used by inmates to show the other inmates that they are down for butt sex. Not sure if its true or not but it makes kids pull thier pants up in class.
She had a kid go up to the board the other day and had practically his entire ass out. She told that story...... hilarity ensued.... problem solved. Well at least until the parents complain and she gets fired lol. |
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My wife read somewhere that this is a technique used by inmates to show the other inmates that they are down for butt sex. Not sure if its true or not but it makes kids pull thier pants up in class. She had a kid go up to the board the other day and had practically his entire ass out. She told that story...... hilarity ensued.... problem solved. Well at least until the parents complain and she gets fired lol. It's not true. It's the whole deal with the loose pants issued, no belts, etc. |
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We had a guy 2 grade below us when I was a senior in HS who had a "problem" keeping his pants at an acceptable level. We finally got tired of looking at him one day and "helped him out" by fashioning a belt out of rope and properly secured his denim around his hips. Funny thing that....he never did have that problem again. You may well get away with that in the "burbs" or the inner city. Hell, its downright encouraged; but that shit just didnt fly in a small-town school. Around '92, in Florida, admins at my middle school would routinely "help" with rope belts. It didn't seem to discourage my classmates from making inappropriate fashion choices. 
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We had a guy 2 grade below us when I was a senior in HS who had a "problem" keeping his pants at an acceptable level. We finally got tired of looking at him one day and "helped him out" by fashioning a belt out of rope and properly secured his denim around his hips. Funny thing that....he never did have that problem again. You may well get away with that in the "burbs" or the inner city. Hell, its downright encouraged; but that shit just didnt fly in a small-town school. Around '92, in Florida, admins at my middle school would routinely "help" with rope belts. It didn't seem to discourage my classmates from making inappropriate fashion choices. Shoulda used a staple gun. |
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We had a guy 2 grade below us when I was a senior in HS who had a "problem" keeping his pants at an acceptable level. We finally got tired of looking at him one day and "helped him out" by fashioning a belt out of rope and properly secured his denim around his hips. Funny thing that....he never did have that problem again. You may well get away with that in the "burbs" or the inner city. Hell, its downright encouraged; but that shit just didnt fly in a small-town school. Around '92, in Florida, admins at my middle school would routinely "help" with rope belts. It didn't seem to discourage my classmates from making inappropriate fashion choices. Shoulda used a staple gun. Gotta inflict your fashion tastes on others, eh? I should go around covering anybody whom I think is too fat with a giant parka. I hate seeing fleshy fatbodies. |
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We had a guy 2 grade below us when I was a senior in HS who had a "problem" keeping his pants at an acceptable level. We finally got tired of looking at him one day and "helped him out" by fashioning a belt out of rope and properly secured his denim around his hips. Funny thing that....he never did have that problem again. You may well get away with that in the "burbs" or the inner city. Hell, its downright encouraged; but that shit just didnt fly in a small-town school. Around '92, in Florida, admins at my middle school would routinely "help" with rope belts. It didn't seem to discourage my classmates from making inappropriate fashion choices. Shoulda used a staple gun. Gotta inflict your fashion tastes on others, eh? I should go around covering anybody whom I think is too fat with a giant parka. I hate seeing fleshy fatbodies. Pull your pants up, turn your hat around, and shut the fuck up when the adults are talking. Why, when I was your age, I had already killed seven men, run three companies into the ground, and impregnated Montana. 
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Sagging came out of prison systems because inmates got issued oversize clothes and weren't allowed to wear belts. I don't understand why people feel the need to dress like prisoners. i've also heard it was used as a way to tell Bubba you're available and/or looking for love. |
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Around here, they will usually hold their pants up with one hand whilst walking. It's actually quite comical to see them attempt to run across the street when you don't slow the car down to wait for them to cross...  And why the hell do they always hold their dick like they think someone is going to steal it? No particular race, I have seen white guys who think they're badasses do it too. |
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Yeah, I really don't understand that. His pants are intentionally belted below his ass. |
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I got a good one.
Some years back i was delivering some equipment to benton harbor MI at a car wash. Had a guy helping me unload this Robot that goes around your car, quite big and made all of stainless steel but in reality, NOT that heavy at all giving the fact that it was over 7ft tall and 6 ft wide in a shape of a letter "L". As me and my helper are sliding this thing down a trailer he nods his head in a CHECK THIS OUT over my should. Here come one of the YOUTS of today trying to walk in his baggies and NOT hold them up with his hands, heading in behind me to get some change outa the change machine. and Like stated aboove the wide leg sweep walk. So what does my helper do with a big grin, He HEAVES this thing right at me and lets go. I already had ahold of it But not thinking yell WHAT THE HELL, just a cheif sweeping legs looks up.  he Tried and i do say TRIED to run, guess what, you would have swore some one pantsed him right then and there and he dropped to the ground, ass first, trying to make the boot scoot ass on the floor crawl/shuffle to GTFO of the way.
We still laugh about it to this day when we chit chat. Cheif sweeping legs. 
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I was watching some of my students leave class today, using the "wide stance" to keep their pants up. I watched them sweep from side to side, like they were dodging missiles or something. Dumbasses. I rost. I am still raffing. That is all. http://officeforward.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/1067629-cool_story_bro_super.gif Out here we call it 'the penguin walk'.
Makes me think of the book Bonfire of the Vanities when the prosocutor mentions how all these gangbangers do the "pimp roll" into court and don't have a chance in hell once the judge sees them doing that. There may be more than a hint of truth in that. |