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Posted: 5/12/2003 3:08:14 PM EDT
So my older brother bought a new digital camera. Now he carries it everywhere. He stops at one of the local McD's and spots the Ricer from hell.

Yes, as you can see that is pure 100% cardboard! Held on with the thing you can't have to much of "Duct tape"! [shock]

Now if you just divert your gaze towards the back you will notice that he apparently did not have enough cardboard to complete the full ground effect look. And the Fart can is a little on the small size for such a worthy project.
One thing I'm not sure of, I can't tell if someone spraypainted an "R" on the tailgate, then grew a brain and scrubbed it off or not? [stick]

Now we come to the "Coup de grace" or for those less enlightened "The Kill Shot" [booze]
Yes that is a rear wing made with the same indestructible material as the side skirts. Wonder why the military spent all that money on Kelvar, when they could have just used cardboard and duct tape.

After my brother took these shots, the guy that owns this came out of McD's (where he works) and spotted him. Started telling my brother how cool his car was now and what else he was going to do to it.

He asked my brother what he thought of it. My brother said he thought it was the biggest piece of crap he ever saw. [LOL] The kid asked why he was taking pictures? My brother said so he could plaster it on the net!

Thank God for real life.

None of the pics have been Photoshoped other than to adjust their size.


Link Posted: 5/12/2003 4:25:32 PM EDT
Obvioulsy the owner of that car did this as a [b]satire[/b] of the Ricer.

The fact that your brother and you didnt get it makes it even funnier. I'm better you don't get Tom Green, Jon Stewart, or Southpark either....
Link Posted: 5/12/2003 5:00:29 PM EDT
I loved watching the Red Green show a couple of years ago. But we don't get that channel on the sat any more.

Plus this kid was serious about his car with my brother.

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