Posted: 9/24/2013 7:05:02 PM EDT
NICE! oops...  will this allow you to shit diamonds?  |
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Funny story about #2: My wife and I were in the frozen North on vacation and her little GRITS self was intrigued with the lakes and the solid surface. I told her about cars driving upon those lakes. My parents and we went down to Lake Champlain, and I was chiding my father for not taking us for a ride out there. Well, my idiot father pointed out that it had been a warm day, and the streets were melting. somehow that water was running out into the lake, and as it was warmer... was melting the ice from the bottom up. I was about to point out the full sized van to the moron, as it was driving right toward us, and had my mouth opened to do so. The frigging van went through! Right where I was giving that wise old man driving directions! Dad was yelling "open the doors! OPEN THE DOORS!" Apparently he had seen that a time or two. T'was a defining moment in our relationship.
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NICE! http://i.imgur.com/U66abz9.gif oops... http://i.imgur.com/eGhaWOP.gif will this allow you to shit diamonds? http://i.imgur.com/46Y9dTk.gif 
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