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12/13/2004 11:49:11 PM EDT
When are you and your pile of dolls Squad of Action Figures, going to put on a production of  A Christmas Story?
12/13/2004 11:49:57 PM EDT
[#1]
What story?

SGatr15
12/13/2004 11:50:07 PM EDT
[#2]
Can I be the angry person who hates christmas?
12/13/2004 11:51:13 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
What story?

SGatr15


the one with the immaculate contraption!
12/13/2004 11:51:53 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Can I be the angry person who hates christmas?



Does he mean the one with the BB gun and shooting his eye out?

SGatr15
12/13/2004 11:52:01 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
When are you and your pile of dolls Squad of Action Figures, going to put on a production of  A Christmas Story?
12/13/2004 11:52:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What story?

SGatr15


the one with the immaculate contraption!


Does that imply it happens to a member that shall not be named?
12/13/2004 11:52:39 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Can I be the angry person who hates christmas?


Ya someone needs to shoot their eye out.
ETA - I am getting slow
12/13/2004 11:52:44 PM EDT
[#8]
Thats a really good idea.
12/13/2004 11:52:54 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Can I be the angry person who hates christmas?



Does he mean the one with the BB gun and shooting his eye out?

SGatr15


No just your generic miserable person.
12/13/2004 11:53:22 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What story?

SGatr15


the one with the immaculate contraption!



THAT IS THE ONE!

[Ed Sr.] " Your gonna shoot your dick off kid!"[/Ed Sr.]
12/13/2004 11:54:22 PM EDT
[#11]
Okay...R32...if you want me to do this I need a list of the quality lines from the movie.

SGtar15
12/13/2004 11:54:45 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:

THAT IS THE ONE!

[Ed Sr.] " Your gonna shoot your dick off kid!"[/Ed Sr.]




Don't forget the three wiseasses.
12/13/2004 11:55:55 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Okay...R32...if you want me to do this I need a list of the quality lines from the movie.

SGtar15


You telling me that you have never seen the movie that is on like 175 times between thanksgiving and Christmas day?
12/13/2004 11:56:58 PM EDT
[#14]
I've seen it...but dont remember everything.

Sgatr15
12/13/2004 11:57:17 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Okay...R32...if you want me to do this I need a list of the quality lines from the movie.

SGtar15



You MUST get a dept store mannequin leg with a light in the top and a lamp shade.


Nevermind, I am sure you have one.
12/13/2004 11:57:26 PM EDT
[#16]
Sarg?  
12/13/2004 11:57:40 PM EDT
[#17]
I seen it/ well was forced to in school, I dont remember much either.
12/14/2004 12:02:32 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Okay...R32...if you want me to do this I need a list of the quality lines from the movie.

SGtar15



You MUST get a dept store mannequin leg with a light in the top and a lamp shade.


Nevermind, I am sure you have one.




Can Cleancut be the guy singing in the chinese (I cant spell that word) resturant?


[cleancut] FahRahRahRahRahRah.....Rah..Rah...Rah...[/cleancut]
12/14/2004 12:02:46 AM EDT
[#19]
Fra-gi-le, must be Italian  
12/14/2004 12:09:04 AM EDT
[#20]
Just do the BB Gun scene, back yard, bad guys and a kid with a RR BB Gun.

Make sure he "shoots his eye out"

If ya want I can give you a list of arfcomers that  fit the bill for all the characters in that scene.
12/14/2004 12:10:28 AM EDT
[#21]
The BB gun wont work, he has to want somethine like a RDIAS and not be able to hang onto it.
12/14/2004 12:14:06 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:

If ya want I can give you a list of arfcomers that  fit the bill for all the characters in that scene.


Da_Bunny can be the dad, instead of a leg lamp, He can order a Earlamp...

Clean Cut, instead of the chinese resturant, can run a Sigon Whorehouse....

But who will be the little kid that just wants a red ryder B.B. gun? and we would have to make it a M-60 or something?...
12/14/2004 12:14:30 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Okay...R32...if you want me to do this I need a list of the quality lines from the movie.

SGtar15



You MUST get a dept store mannequin leg with a light in the top and a lamp shade.


Nevermind, I am sure you have one.




SGatr15
12/14/2004 12:16:03 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Okay...R32...if you want me to do this I need a list of the quality lines from the movie.

SGtar15



You MUST get a dept store mannequin leg with a light in the top and a lamp shade.


Nevermind, I am sure you have one.


photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=948&iGalleryUnq=1520&iImageUnq=33154

SGatr15



I dont get a chance to laugh very much....

But Im F-ing crying Im laughing so hard righ now!
12/14/2004 12:16:51 AM EDT
[#25]
Oh for fucks sake.
12/14/2004 12:17:22 AM EDT
[#26]
12/14/2004 12:17:52 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Okay...R32...if you want me to do this I need a list of the quality lines from the movie.

SGtar15



You MUST get a dept store mannequin leg with a light in the top and a lamp shade.


Nevermind, I am sure you have one.




Can Cleancut be the guy singing in the chinese (I cant spell that word) resturant?


[cleancut] FahRahRahRahRahRah.....Rah..Rah...Rah...[/cleancut]





No...

I always envisioned CC as that kid Ralphie beats the snot out of during his rant?

I think the kids name was Tiger or sum such foolishness, Maybe it’s just me?
12/14/2004 12:18:54 AM EDT
[#28]
bumgummer isn't blonde
12/14/2004 12:19:21 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Okay...R32...if you want me to do this I need a list of the quality lines from the movie.

SGtar15



You MUST get a dept store mannequin leg with a light in the top and a lamp shade.


Nevermind, I am sure you have one.




Can Cleancut be the guy singing in the chinese (I cant spell that word) resturant?


[cleancut] FahRahRahRahRahRah.....Rah..Rah...Rah...[/cleancut]





No...

I always envisioned CC as that kid Ralphie beats the snot out of during his rant?

I think the kids name was Tiger or sum such foolishness, Maybe it’s just me?



Good point!....There both dorks.
12/14/2004 12:20:29 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Okay...R32...if you want me to do this I need a list of the quality lines from the movie.

SGtar15



You MUST get a dept store mannequin leg with a light in the top and a lamp shade.


Nevermind, I am sure you have one.


photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=948&iGalleryUnq=1520&iImageUnq=33154

SGatr15




OMFG!

How did you come up with that one so quick?
12/14/2004 12:20:47 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
bumgummer isn't blonde


You saying the curtains don't match the drapes?
12/14/2004 12:22:46 AM EDT
[#32]
Whoever plays ralphie will have to sit on the RedGoats lap instead of Sants...
12/14/2004 12:32:35 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
You saying the curtains don't match the drapes?


I'll have to ask TRG when I see him.
12/14/2004 12:33:06 AM EDT
[#34]
FOX- is most defiantly “Ralphie” and Sarg Would play Dad…

Cyanidewould be the evil Santa…

And EdSr. Would narrate…

I have spots for many others, SARGE! You are letting me down here man!

You can’t tell me you have never seen the movie???
12/14/2004 12:36:11 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
FOX- is most defiantly “Ralphie” and Sarg Would play Dad…

Cyanidewould be the evil Santa…

And EdSr. Would narrate…

I have spots for many others, SARGE! You are letting me down here man!

You can’t tell me you have never seen the movie???



Fox has to do the scene where he is in the pink bunny pajamas.
12/14/2004 12:39:20 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
OMFG!

How did you come up with that one so quick?



Talent

Sgatr15
12/14/2004 7:06:02 AM EDT
[#37]
I wonder if sarge and his elves spent the rest of the night in pre-production?
12/14/2004 7:12:50 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:



SGatr15


This is a masterpiece.  It even made ME laugh, and somehow I usually miss the humor of S1r5tag's puppet shows.
12/14/2004 7:14:13 AM EDT
[#39]
That must be my leg that is the lamp
12/14/2004 7:23:56 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
That must be my leg that is the lamp


Use more duct tape!
12/14/2004 7:25:00 AM EDT
[#41]
Sarge:  

A christmas story quotes and sounds:

funwavs.com/movie/sounds/a-christmas-story/
12/14/2004 7:27:10 AM EDT
[#42]
Also, don't forget:


"FRA- GEEE- LAY..   It must be ITALIAN!"
12/14/2004 7:58:59 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
That must be my leg that is the lamp


Sorry man..really sorry.

Sgatr15
12/14/2004 10:29:01 AM EDT
[#44]
In the movie Ralphie gets hit in his eye with the B.B. and comes up with a awesome story about the icecicle hitting him in the eye and breaking his glasses....


That has got the be the best B.S. story ever given to a parent from a kid.
12/14/2004 10:32:05 AM EDT
[#45]
LOL.

Will "Mangina the cat" play the Bumpus hounds?

DA DA DA DA- DADA ...




ETA: Uh-oh ...looks like the "doll" version has been done already..

"A Christmans Story Display"
12/14/2004 10:38:16 AM EDT
[#46]
I dont even want to know how the tongue stuck to the pole scene will be represented.
12/14/2004 10:43:32 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
I dont even want to know how the tongue stuck to the pole scene will be represented.



I forgot about that part!....That could be classic!
12/14/2004 10:46:13 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
I dont even want to know how the tongue stuck to the pole scene will be represented.


I see TheRedGoat will have a part!
12/14/2004 10:51:04 AM EDT
[#49]
Too bad i don't have my photoshop handy.  
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