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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:22:05 PM EDT
Russian to take porn mags to the grave

A Russian pensioner has designed his own coffin to include space for his prized collection of porn mags.

Vladimir Villisov decided to have a special coffin made after surviving a heart attack and realising he did not want to leave the magazines behind.

"The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life," said the unmarried 65-year-old from Mramorskoe.

He added that he even sometimes lies in his coffin, lined with red satin, to read his top shelf material, reported daily newspaper Utro.

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1752415.html?menu=news.quirkies
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:23:49 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm sure they will be very happy together
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:24:40 PM EDT
[#2]
Sticky pages and all.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:27:29 PM EDT
[#3]
Reading porn in his coffin? Brings new meaning to "Deadwood"
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:29:38 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Reading porn in his coffin? Brings new meaning to "Deadwood"



Best joke this week.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:29:47 PM EDT
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