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9/1/2009 12:39:43 PM EDT
The Hollywood Showdown threads, and the "Tard" Strength thread got me to thinking...  Okay, here's the scenario.  There is a large mental handicapped man with "retard strength".  For most of his life the orderlies have pitted him in late night "fight clubs" with other mentally retarded individuals.  He is the best of the best on the mentally handicapped fight club circuit...

So what happens when the orderlies throw him in the pit with the face-eating chimp?  Who would win?

Poll Incoming...
9/1/2009 12:42:05 PM EDT
[#1]
Chimp
9/1/2009 12:42:37 PM EDT
[#2]
We would all win
9/1/2009 12:43:17 PM EDT
[#3]
depends on who threw feces first
9/1/2009 12:43:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Chimp has better endurance.

Stick and move.

Can't beat what you can't catch.
9/1/2009 12:44:37 PM EDT
[#5]
Chimp wins.......your face doesn't
9/1/2009 12:44:37 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
We would all win
9/1/2009 12:53:04 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
We would all win


+1, but the tard wouldn't stand a chance . . . unless he was a retarded chimp.

9/1/2009 1:03:48 PM EDT
[#8]
Never go full Chimpanzee
9/1/2009 1:05:16 PM EDT
[#9]
Chimps will bite yo nuts off and stick em in yo eye cavities fo sho...
9/1/2009 1:07:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Chimps will bite yo nuts off and stick em in yo eye cavities fo sho...

after he through poo at you.
9/1/2009 1:10:05 PM EDT
[#11]
Chimp.
Chimp will rip your balls off and eat in front of you while you bleed to death.
9/1/2009 1:16:04 PM EDT
[#12]
How about a retarded chimp FTMFW?
9/1/2009 1:16:31 PM EDT
[#13]


9/1/2009 1:17:53 PM EDT
[#14]
I'll take Michele Obama for $100
9/1/2009 1:17:54 PM EDT
[#15]


9/1/2009 2:42:12 PM EDT
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