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Posted: 5/16/2003 8:08:26 AM EDT
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Just when I think it can't get any stranger...the "You are SO F-ed Up" quotient jumps exponentially.
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Posted: 5/16/2003 8:12:41 AM EDT
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ahh, another adoring fan.
my first post on the topic was even stranger. But seriously, the land crabs were turning my lawn into swiss cheese. they undermined one corner of my concrete driveway, which later cracked from the weight of the car. |
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Posted: 5/16/2003 8:15:30 AM EDT
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I read your post four times before realizing you weren't talking about pubic crabs. [:D]
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Posted: 5/16/2003 8:19:28 AM EDT
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this one or my first one? I kind of hoped people would appreciate the humor . ;)
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Posted: 5/16/2003 8:21:02 AM EDT
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I still say you should do a blanket job with thermite. Not only will your crabs be gone, you will have a lovely, mantinence-free, glass yard.
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Posted: 5/16/2003 8:26:09 AM EDT
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I actually like mowing my lawn; it's about the only exercise I get anymore.
Some of the "final solutions" you guys came up with for my original crab-post were pretty good, if not detrimental to the whole neighborhood. |
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Posted: 5/16/2003 8:26:36 AM EDT
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Wife-O-snail50, "Honey, what are you doing with that dowel stuck in your hole?".
snail50, "Uhhh nnnothing sugar. IIIII"m juuuuuust.................killing some crabs! Yeah, that's it. You see I found these crabs in my hole so I stuck this dowel in there to kill them." Sick mofo! [;D] |
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Posted: 5/16/2003 8:28:01 AM EDT
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How did they taste? [;D]
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Posted: 5/16/2003 8:32:02 AM EDT
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Hey Pangea: I think you were one of the ones who posted an innovative solution to my infestation. You'll remember that my wife refused to take any responsibility for my crabs!
Jetlag: I'm not planning on eating them because they eat dogsh!t. That's the only good thing the crabs do, but I'd rather just shovel it back over my neighbor's hedge than feed a thriving colony of crabs. |
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Posted: 5/16/2003 8:38:13 AM EDT
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I hope that they don't turn out to be some kind of rare endangered dogshitconsumeus crabius. You will have to leave them alone and move.
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Posted: 5/16/2003 8:52:36 AM EDT
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Instead of immediatly stabbing them you should keep them alive anp put them in some fresh water for a few hours before the bar-b-q. You would be amazed at the amount of dirt that those critters have in their systems. You should notice some sediment at the bottom of the bucket.
oh yea almost forgot...stop screwing crack heads. |
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Posted: 5/16/2003 9:12:12 AM EDT
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I don't think these are endangered...just you're garden-variety painintheassimuslawnshredicus crabbis horribilis.
I thought about eating the crabs until someone reminded me that they eat poop. And once I saw the sort of oily glop that leaked out of their shattered little bodies, I don't think any amount of soaking would make them palatable. |
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Posted: 5/16/2003 9:29:31 AM EDT
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Dogs eat poop and they taste just fine.
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Posted: 5/16/2003 11:07:34 AM EDT
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crack cocaine = bad
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Posted: 5/16/2003 11:12:31 AM EDT
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Yeah, Jetlag, but you grill or fry dog; you boil crab. I don't think boiled dog would taste so good. Kind of bland. blech.
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Posted: 5/16/2003 11:29:07 AM EDT
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Quoted: ahh, another adoring fan. my first post on the topic was even stranger. But seriously, the land crabs were turning my lawn into swiss cheese. they undermined one corner of my concrete driveway, which later cracked from the weight of the car. EAT "EM!!! Stuffed crab, yummy!!! |
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Posted: 5/16/2003 11:54:18 AM EDT
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Here's the one that got away.
[img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid62/p1572e27fbf3964c531db6f094986e8b7/fc23733e.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 5/16/2003 12:17:11 PM EDT
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[img]http://mysite.verizon.net/~vze1nzcr/ar15/cg/cglobster.gif[/img][img]http://mysite.verizon.net/~vze1nzcr/ar15/cg/cglobster.gif[/img][img]http://mysite.verizon.net/~vze1nzcr/ar15/cg/cglobster.gif[/img][img]http://mysite.verizon.net/~vze1nzcr/ar15/cg/cglobster.gif[/img]
[img]http://mysite.verizon.net/~vze1nzcr/ar15/cg/cgcrab.gif[/img][img]http://mysite.verizon.net/~vze1nzcr/ar15/cg/cgcrab.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 5/16/2003 12:23:26 PM EDT
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mmm, crab stuffed with poop.
Hi Liberty86. I think you had some creative solutions to my crab problem, right? Tramp: I let that little orange one escape so that he could take this message back to the other crabs: get the hell out of my lawn, or else! But now that I see he's dancing around with that big grin, I think I'm gonna wax him. Waxed crab, anyone? |
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Posted: 5/16/2003 12:24:35 PM EDT
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DoubleFeed, that doesn't look like any crab I've ever seen. Must be a Texas crab! ;)
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