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Posted: 3/5/2006 9:39:51 AM EDT
I've decided that I want to find a religion that believes in reincarnation, so I can come back as a pampered housecat. I walked past the bedroom a moment ago, and saw this:
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Posted: 3/5/2006 9:41:01 AM EDT
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Rough life.
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Posted: 3/6/2006 1:58:26 PM EDT
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I want to be a pampered kitty too.
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Posted: 3/6/2006 2:03:23 PM EDT
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Yeah, looks like they have it rough...much like mine. I hope I come back as a pampered housecat, too...
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Posted: 3/6/2006 2:17:58 PM EDT
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Some studies suggest that Dolphins, much like humans, have sex for fun (even recreationally)...but there is no permanent mating...ie. marriage involved. I have yet to heard of a dolphin STD. The only thing a dolphin has to fear is a pissed off pod of orca and tuna boats. |
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Posted: 3/6/2006 2:21:20 PM EDT
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wonder how good you have to be?
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Posted: 3/6/2006 2:31:34 PM EDT
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 Duvet? This needs some explaining. JK nice cats. |
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Posted: 3/6/2006 2:35:25 PM EDT
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Would be all fun and games until they snip your balls off. DAMN YOU BOB BARKER!
 Now if I could be a prized show dog used for breeding. . . . 
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Posted: 3/6/2006 2:35:34 PM EDT
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Probably the most comfortable beadspread you could ever use. I've got one myself. |
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Posted: 3/6/2006 2:39:04 PM EDT
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If I came back as a pampered house cat I would be sneezing all the time....
Can I just be a pampered house dog??? |
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Posted: 3/6/2006 4:07:15 PM EDT
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I agree. Ikea... cheap... comfy... cat approved.
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Posted: 3/6/2006 4:12:24 PM EDT
[#11]
But, but as a kitty cat, you get spayed or neutered!
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Posted: 3/6/2006 4:55:28 PM EDT
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and hairballs <cough, cough>
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Posted: 3/6/2006 4:59:01 PM EDT
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I believed in reincarnation..........
In my former life. edit cause I can't spell in this one either. |
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Posted: 3/6/2006 5:01:21 PM EDT
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Its not as fun as you would think. Remember, everytime someone masturbates, god kills a kitten. Think of the kittens. |
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Posted: 3/6/2006 8:10:52 PM EDT
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Hell, I plan on getting a vasectomy some day anyway. Besides, I remember when my dog was neutered, that guy got ALL the best drugs! |
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Posted: 3/6/2006 8:12:54 PM EDT
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Cute Tabbies!
Mine are sleeping next to me on the couch, and one is almost upside down right now. I love these little guys! HH |
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