Posted: 11/8/2004 11:16:25 AM EDT
| Who would you like to honor as a real man of genius? (Like in the beer ads) |
We salute you, Mr. Relentless Ackbar Picture Poster! Always on the lookout, and always ready to state the obvious. No thread gets past your watchful eye. (male lead singer: IIIIIIT's a trap.....) It's only been fifteen times today, so put another one up there, Admiral! (Background girls: I'm not your father....) And never forget...It's always a trap. (male lead singer: Mr Relentless Ackbar Picture Poster!) |
Now that is a trap. |
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Hmmm.... Today we salute you, Mr. Cradle-Robbing Semi-Retired Attorney! Age is only in the mind, and if she's half your age, you don't mind. (male lead singer: Sit on DAAAdy's lap....) And while everyone else your age is afraid to date a college girl, your legal power keeps you completely safe from her father's lawsuits. (background girls: It's Perry Mason!) And remember...she's the sugar; you're the "Sugar Daddy". (male lead singer: Mr. Cradle-Robbing Semi-Retired Attorney) |
Outstanding job Brisk!
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I like it! 'I'll give it an 92, Mr. Clark, cause it's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to !' Eric The(TheLyricsAin'tBadEither)Hun |
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"Today we salute you Mr./Ms./Mrs. John Kerry voter. While others are at the polls making informed decisions about their candidates, you are relying on Michael Moore for political advice. Yes. No. Maybe. The only thing we know for sure about Kerry is his three Purple Hearts. [say it again now] Sure George W. isn't the most articulate public speaker, but at least he's not scared of a football. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Democratic Douchebag, because the republicans have Four More Years!" Not mine, but great anyways. |
I think goatboy needs to permantly change wedge's profile to that. |
Eric The (This Chick Be Whippin My Ass)Hun...! |
Sweet! You really should sell it to Budweiser. Outstanding- I hope you work in advertising- I need to grab Bud now............... |
Aw, heck, it's a slow morning. Today we salute you, Mr. Ancient Forgotten Dead Thread Resuscitator! (male lead singer: Mr. Ancient Forgotten Thed Dread, um, Dead Rescisuss...Aw, screw this!! [slam]) There's nothing like digging for hidden treasure, and you find anything but...hidden treasure. (male lead singer: TBD) Sifting through hundreds of last week's posts, your quest is to find something that's...so...last week. (Background girls: At least it's not the nineties....) So grab your shovel, you prowler of the profound...and passé. (male lead singer: (from offstage) I'm NOT goin' back in there!!!) |
I'm much happier as a tooling designer and estimator, but thanks much. (Ya see, if I don't think of anything here, I just don't post it. If I HAD to come up with something, I'd...be a tool designer again in pretty short order.) |
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How about Mr. Gunshow Sub-Human Inbred? REAL MEN OF GENIUS We salute you, Mr. Gunshow Sub-Human Inbred! (male chorus) Mr. Gunshow Sub-Human Inbred!(male chorus) Rarely bathing, camo-wearing, you never miss a show! (male chorus)HAVEN'T bathed in weeks now!(male chorus) You prowl through the aisles, searching for your Holy Grail - will it be the beef jerky or those beanie babies you've been eyeing? (female chorus) We like jerky now!(female chorus) So grab yourself some beef jerky, hoist that piece of crap Mosin-Nagant that you're hoping to sell, and head on over to the beanie-baby vendor, Mr. Gunshow Sub-Human Inbred! (male chorus) Mr. Gunshow Sub-Human Inbred! (male chorus) ETA - Well, it only took me almost four year, but here's to post #100! 
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"A bull is heavy, violent, abusive, and aggressive, with four legs and great sharp teeth -- whereas a bullfighter is only a small greasy Spaniard." Eric Idle |
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REAL MEN OF GENIUS We salute you, Mr. Pushy, Arrogant Sales Guy (male chorus) Mr. Pushy, Arrogant Sales Guy(male chorus) With an eye for detail, you love to piss on those poor subhumans who have come to purchase your goods. (male chorus)Droppin off the Golden Shower (male chorus) You are the cock of the walk, the commander of the cash register, and the leaper of the table. (female chorus) Gettin' choked by SC!(female chorus) So go ahead and drive that car powered by your own sense of self satisfaction. Good thing it doesn't run on gas because your sales are about to be owned by ARFCOM. (male chorus) Mr. Pushy, Arrogant Sales Guy(male chorus) |