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Posted: 5/4/2004 5:16:43 PM EST
Heheheh, I just saw this guy on the local news named Randy Virgin (Randy is the British way of saying "horny")

huhh huh
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:30:07 PM EST
Some people don't realize that it's legal to change your name. I can only imagine how much he was picked on as a kid.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:48:10 PM EST
Who says he was named that as a child? If I didn't plan on getting into a very professional carrer, I'd love to change my name to something wacky.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:53:38 PM EST
A friend in college was Sharon Hymen - everyone called her Buster.

She dated a guy named Dewey Semen.

Gad!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:40:57 PM EST
Had a customer named Richard Penix
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:44:43 PM EST
And I had a customer named Richard Head. He insisted (with a perfectly straight face) on being called Dick.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:47:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/4/2004 6:47:38 PM EST by MAXP]
another funny one:

Deputy US Undersecretary of State Peter F. Verga. He was on TV after 9/11 giving a speech.

Here is a link with a pic. A google search reveals many many links.
www.defenselink.mil/photos/Jan2000/000101-D-9880W-021.html
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:48:29 PM EST
Anyone know Richard Cranium?
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 7:32:12 PM EST
Would Mike Hunt Mr. Mike Hunt please answer the white telephone.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:52:38 AM EST
I met someone named-no shit-Colden Rainey.
Had a bank teller Named Sandra Charlene Shore (Sandy C. Shore).
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:01:19 AM EST
Actually, a good friend of mine knows someone named Mike Hunt. Why do parents do this to their children????

Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:01:41 AM EST
Former director where I work was named Randy Love. I also served with a SSgt Dork.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:04:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By TimJ:
I met someone named-no shit-Colden Rainey.
Had a bank teller Named Sandra Charlene Shore (Sandy C. Shore).



Now that's come creative parenting.
Or at least creative naming, anyway.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:10:27 AM EST
I knew an officer named Major Artery.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:24:21 AM EST
My Dentist has a patient, who named his two sons:Lemonjello and Orangejello......
You know......lamonJuhlow
and...OhrahnJuhalow.
Their names are spelled like the flavors of Jello though.


Hard up for "African"sounding names?[
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:46:33 AM EST
OB/GYN......named Harold Christopher Beaver......

...not a joke...was/is his real name.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:04:03 AM EST
The CFO of the company Mrs. E6 worked for previously was named Richard O'Licker.

echo6
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:06:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By dinkydow:
My Dentist has a patient, who named his two sons:Lemonjello and Orangejello......
You know......lamonJuhlow
and...OhrahnJuhalow.
Their names are spelled like the flavors of Jello though.


Hard up for "African"sounding names?[



What part of the US are you from? Mrs E6 knew someone a few years ago that tagged their children with those names. I would be GREATLY supprised if there were 2 diffrent sets of parents who named their children that.

echo6
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:09:15 AM EST
There was a Pvt Moron and a Pvt Pyle in my bct...
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:09:44 AM EST
Barry McCockinner
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:23:27 AM EST
A local church here has a Pastor Dull.

Wonder how full that place is Sunday morning?
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:57:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By dinkydow:
My Dentist has a patient, who named his two sons:Lemonjello and Orangejello......
You know......lamonJuhlow
and...OhrahnJuhalow.
Their names are spelled like the flavors of Jello though.


Hard up for "African"sounding names?[



I'm calling bullshit on this. There was something about a woman naming her kids this on snopes or some other site.

Also, I'm a little wary abou the Richard Head reference too. I read about a guy in PC Gamer years ago named Richard Head who played the big boss bad guy in an old crappy first person shooter game with full motion video thrown in.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:01:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By bostonirish67:
Would Mike Hunt Mr. Mike Hunt please answer the white telephone.



Every 28 days does he have to pick up the red phone??

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:18:55 AM EST
Worked an IT job for an oil company in southern California. There was a woman in the employee database named Heidi Mycock. No shit. Her parents must have hated her the moment she was conceived.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:28:48 AM EST
My cousin worked with a guy named Phouq Hu.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:50:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/5/2004 8:50:28 AM EST by BigD]
At the same point in time, I had a customer named Dick Pfister and another named Harry Peters.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:58:47 AM EST
a noon news anchor in st. louis is named jennifer blome

blo-me

cracks me up

they can use stage name--why dont they?
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 1:13:30 PM EST
met a guy once named Justin Case
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 1:21:30 PM EST
I know a girl named Sarah Bohner.

My dad tells stories of when he was in dental school, they would call the receptionist (black lady, the accent is important) requesting she'd page certain "patients" who were "late" for their appointment. "Would a mista Clide Toris pleese report to room xxxx, Mr. Clide Toris.."
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 1:39:00 PM EST
my great grnadmother was once helping a family friend try to name their baby boy. after going through several suggestions great grandma reccomended "Hairy peter" When everyone busted out laughing she just looked confused and was like "whatd i say?" Of course she WAS born in 1899 (died in 1994) so she mostely lived in a time when sex jokes were seriously taboo. but still........
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:25:07 PM EST
From an old TV show, “I’ve Got a Secret”.

They once had an Air Force captain come on the show. It seems the poor guys last name was “Marvel”.

He explained that very often he would answer the phone “…Captain Marvel speaking.” And he told the person on the other end would say “Right….Who’s is this any way?”

For the youngsters, look up those old Captain Marvel comic books.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 9:42:05 PM EST
For a while there, my word of choice was "dingus"

One day, at my new job as a teller, I asked a girl her last name to pull up her account. She replied: "Dingus"
It wasn't spelled that way, but I am pretty sure she saw it when I wasn't doing a very good job at keeping a straight face. She never got in my line again...But damnit, it was funny.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:15:51 PM EST
If y'all remember the tv show "Cheers", in the credits there was a woman (I don't remember her title) named Mary Fukuto.
I suppose it's all in the pronunciation.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:20:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By bostonirish67:
Would Mike Hunt Mr. Mike Hunt please answer the white telephone.



Thats the name of the sheriff for Aiken County SC.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 4:06:07 AM EST
I work in the postal business.

Couple years ago, while QC'ing some trays of mail, I came across a letter addressed to Thomas Fuck.

Link Posted: 5/6/2004 5:12:42 AM EST
Had a fraternity brother named Phil Marrod


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