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Posted: 5/3/2004 6:31:55 PM EDT
Post your random thoughts here.

Commenting on someone else's random thought is discouraged.

I'll start:

- I wonder if there is anymore of that good kind of cheese left in the refridgerator?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:33:19 PM EDT
Blue Pixie dust is pretty kewl stuff
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:33:32 PM EDT
If siamese twins go to college, do they pay tuition for one person or two?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:36:43 PM EDT
if you put a gun to your head and pulled the trigger , would you hear it fire?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:39:33 PM EDT
Pets get bored, cold cold water is good, and yes, THEY are out there.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:41:27 PM EDT
will valve give me back my awp?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:43:51 PM EDT
Will trolling ever be a noble cause?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:43:54 PM EDT
My butt is getting kind of numb. Hope it's not a blood clot.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:44:46 PM EDT
I need to clean this desk.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:46:30 PM EDT
it would be easier to lay in this chair with a wireless mouse & keyboard.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:49:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 7:24:35 PM EDT by Janus]
[Ralph] My pee tastes like pee. [/Ralph]

Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:50:01 PM EDT
i love the rain... it washes away memories from the sidewalks of life
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:51:53 PM EDT
How big can a clitoris be before it is considered a small penis?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:52:01 PM EDT
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:53:13 PM EDT
I have a goldfish.

Should I paint the bathroom?

I wonder when I will need to mow the yard next.


Why are there a pair of panties, but only one bra?

When Clausewitz wrote "On War," was he espousing the realist model of international relationships, in which nation-states rely on themselves and eschew overarching international agreements which would hinder their ability to freely defend themselves, or was he actually advocating for a more liberal, almost Jeffersonian model of international interaction?

Oooooh! Doritos!

I always thought Barbara Eden of "I Dream of Jeanie" was really hot.

Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:55:33 PM EDT
ahh! My new Playboy magazine came in the mail today. Damn! I'm out of hand lotion!
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:57:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 6:57:45 PM EDT by markm]
Why do RETARDS start "Show us your So and So" threads when the FUCKING PHOTO SERVER IS DOWN?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:07:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By C-4:
How big can a clitoris be before it is considered a small penis?

According to Lordtrader, it's 2 inches.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:08:04 PM EDT
I wonder how many pieces of Trident I can chew at one time before it gets to be too much?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:11:31 PM EDT
Popov costs more than Dubra, yet Dubra is far superior than Popov
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:15:42 PM EDT
boring around here tonight
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:16:13 PM EDT
"if you put a gun to your head and pulled the trigger , would you hear it fire?"

Depends. Pistol bullets travel slower than sound so you'd hear it, but only for a tiny fraction of a second. A rifle bullet would give you no chance.

Sorry if I broke the mood. Here, I'll contribute.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:18:52 PM EDT
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I wonder why there's a black sedan always folowing me?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:24:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RealFastV6:

NO WAY! So do I!
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:26:02 PM EDT
Should I stop forcing the Q-tip in when I meet resistance?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:28:06 PM EDT
Just because you though of it "out of the box", doesn't mean you ought to keep it out.

My back hurts.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:30:28 PM EDT
All your base are belong to us.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:31:59 PM EDT
Ohh I miss the days of waking up under a puptent, of course now I can pee and fart at the same time.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:36:35 PM EDT
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:37:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 7:37:52 PM EDT by MC_Man]
If gasoline comes from oil, and motor oil comes from oil, why are gas prices climbing so high and motor oil isn't? But they say that gas prices are high because the cost of the oil is high. Shouldn't motor oil prices also climb at the same rate?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:41:47 PM EDT
Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:44:19 PM EDT
They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing

Hmm I wan't some soul food...
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 8:06:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing...

Check it out:
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 8:28:33 PM EDT
Man! Rosie Perez has some big MFin Hooters!
Damn she talks alot though!
Tonight Show!!
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 8:31:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 8:32:19 PM EDT by rn45]

Eagle River?!
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 8:32:00 PM EDT
why does god pee on me all the time?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 8:36:02 PM EDT
I think I have enough t-shirts for the rest of my life if I don't get too big.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 10:26:15 PM EDT
Is poaching still illegal if you need the meat to survive?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 10:37:02 PM EDT
When helping people, there is always one person that makes sure that no good deed goes unpunished?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 10:41:04 PM EDT
My chest is bare. Why is my sack so hairy?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 10:51:13 PM EDT
Are cows actually involved, somehow, in the making of nacho cheese?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 10:55:27 PM EDT
why dont i own a gun?
shud i play BF1942 or stay on the bords
10.5 suckd i coud make a beter move
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 10:58:12 PM EDT
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:22:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 11:22:36 PM EDT by Terrato]
I like kitties.

A case of XM193 is coming Thursday, yeah!

David Spade would be better off dead.

Should I try to get with that girl or just let things be?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:24:58 PM EDT
If I scratch my butt am I gonna get worms?
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:27:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 12:08:32 AM EDT
Why does your nose run if you eat hot food and spend time in cold weather, but not when you eat cold food and spend time in hot weather?
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 12:20:36 AM EDT
My hot tub seems to be getting cooler, and my regular pool is getting warmer.

I want a chocolate covered dougnut.

oh there goes a fire truck

Link Posted: 5/4/2004 12:30:41 AM EDT
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