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9/22/2013 10:05:39 AM EDT
Everyone likes to brag. Brag about anything in any context. No judgement.

Pictures are encouraged.


I'll start because I want to brag.....Last night, I had some nice tickets to the game:







9/22/2013 10:07:45 AM EDT
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Not me, but my three month old pissed in his own ear the other day.  Pretty impressive if you ask me.
9/22/2013 10:08:51 AM EDT
[#2]
I am better than you at being mediocre.
9/22/2013 10:09:27 AM EDT
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I have never tried to do that, but I would imagine it is pretty hard to do. Congrats to your boy...



 
9/22/2013 10:10:18 AM EDT
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That IS impressive!

I once won $20 from a cocky 1st Lt on the KD range, when he thought he could outshoot me at 500yds. I don't pretend the groups were anything to be proud of, but at least I kept it on the paper!
9/22/2013 10:10:43 AM EDT
[#5]
Decent seats thread?

9/22/2013 10:10:57 AM EDT
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I have never tried to do that, but I would imagine it is pretty hard to do. Congrats to your boy...
 
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Not me, but my three month old pissed in his own ear the other day.  Pretty impressive if you ask me.

I have never tried to do that, but I would imagine it is pretty hard to do. Congrats to your boy...
 

Yup going to have to try this in the tub tonight..
9/22/2013 10:24:25 AM EDT
[#7]
I'm a really big deal on the internet.
9/22/2013 10:25:59 AM EDT
[#8]
My dick is 9", and not all pencilly. . Does anyone really want a picture for validation?

9/22/2013 10:30:00 AM EDT
[#9]
I bagged this on a US Army sponsored safari back in '91.

9/22/2013 10:32:07 AM EDT
[#10]
I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

I got a Huey ride at work this past week after helping out some guys with a thing.

9/22/2013 10:33:00 AM EDT
[#11]
I got first chair up at Mary Jane on a powder day.
9/22/2013 10:33:52 AM EDT
[#12]
I'm a legend in my own mind ..........................
9/22/2013 10:36:53 AM EDT
[#13]
I posted this using my cellular device.
9/22/2013 10:38:32 AM EDT
[#14]
I'd be impressed if it was a girl..
9/22/2013 10:39:02 AM EDT
[#15]
DId I ever tell you guys about the time I screwed 4 different women with the same hard-on?
9/22/2013 10:41:33 AM EDT
[#16]
I got dressed all by myself today.
9/22/2013 10:45:58 AM EDT
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DId I ever tell you guys about the time I screwed 4 different women with the same hard-on?
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9/22/2013 10:50:48 AM EDT
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Yup going to have to try this in the tub tonight..
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Not me, but my three month old pissed in his own ear the other day.  Pretty impressive if you ask me.

I have never tried to do that, but I would imagine it is pretty hard to do. Congrats to your boy...
 

Yup going to have to try this in the tub tonight..


Well hell, not long after my son was born, the now ex-wife was changing his diaper and Whoosh!!!!  Wizzed all over her.

I need to congratulate him for that someday.

LC
9/22/2013 10:53:13 AM EDT
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9/22/2013 10:54:44 AM EDT
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I did 5 and have pics.
9/22/2013 10:58:21 AM EDT
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i always shoot over my head when i do that

 
9/22/2013 10:59:02 AM EDT
[#22]
Oh, are we doing "Decent Seats" bragging?




9/22/2013 11:00:37 AM EDT
[#23]
I qualified for a Rainbow Six Vegas tournament in Las Vegas at 13 years old. Yeah, I spent a lot of time in my mom's basement
9/22/2013 11:05:31 AM EDT
[#24]
Pitlane at the 24 hours of Le Mans

9/22/2013 11:05:50 AM EDT
[#25]
I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity.
9/22/2013 11:13:42 AM EDT
[#26]
Sigh....What's the point? Texans are always better at bragging.

All I have is I paid just $40.00 for this 1917 German S98/05 S.abg bayonet/sheath for a GEW-98 this morning....Meh.

9/22/2013 11:13:43 AM EDT
[#27]
My 9 year old daughter baked something herself, didn't make a mess, and it turned out nice.  She plans to be a fashion designer who owns a pastry shop.  :)

9/22/2013 11:15:16 AM EDT
[#28]
My job is extremely cool.
9/22/2013 11:18:34 AM EDT
[#29]
had a friend of a friend that used to brag about how big he was,we had all been drinking and I had enough of his bragging so I put a $100 bill on the coffee table and told him if it was longer than my thumb he could have it.

he never bragged again





FYJM
9/22/2013 11:24:02 AM EDT
[#30]
I have an incredible ability to disappoint
9/22/2013 11:29:08 AM EDT
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You win.
9/22/2013 11:31:11 AM EDT
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My mom dressed me, and she says I'm cool!
9/22/2013 11:31:40 AM EDT
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 We will be seeing you soon.
9/22/2013 11:50:00 AM EDT
[#34]
Made this knife



Won a championship as starting fullback at 39 years old

9/22/2013 11:51:35 AM EDT
[#35]
I took Third place in "limited 10" with my 1911 yesterday at my local gun club's last action pistol match for the year.
My first trophy!





















Oh there were actually only three other competitors in that class so it was kind of a "great effort" thing!!
Here's to hoping it won't be my last though!
9/22/2013 11:52:18 AM EDT
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I have it on the highest authority that only losers are interested in football.  If you had posted something classy like novice lawnmower racing, you'd be the king.
9/22/2013 11:56:26 AM EDT
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photos with my laptop... too lazy to do it any other way


this is my backyard


this is my grill (homedepot $300... $90 for a smoker attachment that i still need to get.... so far it cooks like a friggin champ)


pretty friggin thrilled about both
9/22/2013 12:03:20 PM EDT
[#38]
I once urinated on Fort Sumter.
9/22/2013 12:18:11 PM EDT
[#39]
I had a 10" dick, then I got circumcised.


Now it's only 6".


9/22/2013 12:19:17 PM EDT
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Yeah?




What do 2006, 2012 and 2013 all have in common?






9/22/2013 12:22:40 PM EDT
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I hate to brag,,, but,,, I have been a little depressed the last few weeks after splitting with my G/F of the last year. So,,, I stumbled up on a beautiful, red 2005 C6 Corvette convertible with 21,00 one owner miles on it--- mint inside and out--- and bought that beauty. Nothing to bolster a man's spirits like a gorgeous, shiny Corvette convertible. [ I did have a 2001 C5 coupe,, the C6 rides lots better, tighter, etc. ]
9/22/2013 12:27:37 PM EDT
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photos with my laptop... too lazy to do it any other way

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/chetifall/yard_zps6cc9de5b.jpg
this is my backyard

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/chetifall/grill_zpsc7de8a2f.jpg
this is my grill (homedepot $300... $90 for a smoker attachment that i still need to get.... so far it cooks like a friggin champ)


pretty friggin thrilled about both
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I have the same grill. Hooked up a mini fan to where the smoker should attach.

The charcoal side got up to 700-800 f in about 20 min.
9/22/2013 12:28:13 PM EDT
[#43]
I don't give a fuck, and it's awesome (you should try it)

9/22/2013 12:29:53 PM EDT
[#44]


Silent even under load.
9/22/2013 12:32:17 PM EDT
[#45]
I used to do barbell shoulder shrugs with 505 lbs.
9/22/2013 12:33:21 PM EDT
[#46]
I've banged two married chicks at once.

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9/22/2013 12:36:41 PM EDT
[#47]
i've actually had sex.  three times!  no shit.
9/22/2013 12:45:41 PM EDT
[#48]
I have two corvettes and two mustangs
9/22/2013 12:51:10 PM EDT
[#49]
I don't need any sugar in my coffee because I'm sweet enough.
9/22/2013 1:32:10 PM EDT
[#50]
Had my first engine failure and did an emergency landing flying a Piper Cherokee last month. The FAA examiner on board for my private pilot check ride was impressed I didn't kill us
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