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Posted: 1/20/2006 4:31:47 AM EST
A reliable source in south Florida has learned that the vehicle the Governor of California struck weeks ago carried the arms package AlQuada planned to use for their next terrorist attack.

A confidential source within the F.B.I. has leaked to our south Florida source that the vehicle struck by Arnold Swartzeneger's motorcycle contained three nuclear suitcase bombs that were to have been dispatched around the country in furtherance of Bin Laden's scheme to create destruction and terror here in the country.

In his report, the confidential informant revealed that the vehicle the governor struck was towed away from the scene and that when the vehicle was being inventoried at the tow yard, the tow truck operator happened upon the suitcase nukes.

The tow operator, Bradford Poon, said that he was unaware he had at his disposal such awesome firepower. After discovering the suitcases he contacted LAPD who came to return the baggage to the owner of the vehicle when they discovered the actual contents of the Samsonite.

LAPD is still looking for the driver of the vehicle containing the bombs but has so far been unable to locate him. When asked to comment about the development, the Governor said he really had no comment other than he is thankful his political position got him out of a traffic citation.

More as this story develops.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 4:36:09 AM EST
Mmm, kay.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:05:50 AM EST
So...


...does anyone actually think this running gag is funny?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:09:42 AM EST
I think its funny
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:17:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By napalm:
So...


...does anyone actually think this running gag is funny?




No it's stupid. I wish there was a way to block topics created by certain users as this would be one of them. I clicked on the title and then saw it was created by lawdog and then got pissed because I knew it was just another bullshit thread and a waste of time.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:20:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By napalm:
So...


...does anyone actually think this running gag is funny?



Nope.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:33:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tomislav:

Originally Posted By napalm:
So...


...does anyone actually think this running gag is funny?



Nope.



same here
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:38:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/20/2006 5:38:35 AM EST by nightowl7]

Originally Posted By u-baddog:

Originally Posted By Tomislav:

Originally Posted By napalm:
So...


...does anyone actually think this running gag is funny?



Nope.



same here



What's the point ya know???
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:39:51 AM EST
When I saw the name Poon I was expecting a punchline with the word Tang. But no, it's just lame.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:42:02 AM EST
OK... you guy's win. I thought I was being entertaining and funny. It seems I'm wrong. So... just to appease the masses here, I'm going to knock off the Rumor Mill... hope that makes you happy.

Lawdog (won't have me to kick around any more )
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:42:38 AM EST
WRONG. Get a new source. It was Jack Bauer that foiled his plans.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:42:53 AM EST
sharing?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:46:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By lawdog:
Lawdog (won't have me to kick around any more )



It's really all about you isn't it?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:34:37 AM EST
No Crowcreek, really, it's all about YOU !!!!!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:36:06 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:39:14 AM EST
back atcha' +
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:39:39 AM EST
Sounds a little bit bit like a intro to "True Lies II".
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:40:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By lawdog:
back atcha' +


Has your truck load of money been delivered yet?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:46:52 AM EST
Not yet XD but when it does, I'll send you some 'cause you're such a nice guy.

lawdog
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:51:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By lawdog:
Not yet XD but when it does, I'll send you some 'cause you're such a nice guy.

lawdog



Put me in for Half that Truckload.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:54:56 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:59:54 AM EST
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