A reliable source in south Florida has learned that the vehicle the Governor of California struck weeks ago carried the arms package AlQuada planned to use for their next terrorist attack.

A confidential source within the F.B.I. has leaked to our south Florida source that the vehicle struck by Arnold Swartzeneger's motorcycle contained three nuclear suitcase bombs that were to have been dispatched around the country in furtherance of Bin Laden's scheme to create destruction and terror here in the country.

In his report, the confidential informant revealed that the vehicle the governor struck was towed away from the scene and that when the vehicle was being inventoried at the tow yard, the tow truck operator happened upon the suitcase nukes.

The tow operator, Bradford Poon, said that he was unaware he had at his disposal such awesome firepower.  After discovering the suitcases he contacted LAPD who came to return the baggage to the owner of the vehicle when they discovered the actual contents of the Samsonite.

LAPD is still looking for the driver of the vehicle containing the bombs but has so far been unable to locate him.  When asked to comment about the development, the Governor said he really had no comment other than he is thankful his political position got him out of a traffic citation.

More as this story develops.

Mmm, kay.  

So...


...does anyone actually think this running gag is funny?

I think its funny

Quoted: So... ...does anyone actually think this running gag is funny?

No it's stupid.  I wish there was a way to block topics created by certain users as this would be one of them.  I clicked on the title and then saw it was created by lawdog and then got pissed because I knew it was just another bullshit thread and a waste of time.

Quoted: So... ...does anyone actually think this running gag is funny?

Nope.

Quoted: Quoted: So... ...does anyone actually think this running gag is funny? Nope.

same here

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So... ...does anyone actually think this running gag is funny? Nope. same here

What's the point ya know???

When I saw the name Poon I was expecting a punchline with the word Tang. But no, it's just lame.

OK... you guy's win.   I thought I was being entertaining and funny.  It seems I'm wrong.  So... just to appease the masses here, I'm going to knock off the Rumor Mill... hope that makes you happy.

Lawdog (won't have me to kick around any more )

WRONG. Get a new source. It was Jack Bauer that foiled his plans.

sharing?

Quoted: Lawdog (won't have me to kick around any more )

It's really all about you isn't it?

No Crowcreek, really, it's all about YOU !!!!!  

back atcha'   +  

Sounds a little bit bit like a intro to "True Lies II".

Quoted: back atcha'   +

Has your truck load of money been delivered yet?

Not yet XD but when it does, I'll send you some 'cause you're such a nice guy.

lawdog

Quoted: Not yet XD but when it does, I'll send you some 'cause you're such a nice guy. lawdog

Put me in for Half that Truckload.