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2/24/2011 6:40:14 PM EDT
China suffers worst rice harvest in 55 years

Labor and food riots in Europe

U.N. Intervention Force reaches strength goals of 500,000

Greens Party gains control of European Union Parliament

Demands US nuclear disarmament

Mexico plunged into revolution

NATO dissolves

United States stands alone
2/24/2011 6:40:44 PM EDT
[#1]
Edit...

Im drunk.
2/24/2011 6:41:36 PM EDT
[#2]
The chair is against the wall....
2/24/2011 6:42:56 PM EDT
[#3]
John has a long mustache.
2/24/2011 6:43:13 PM EDT
[#4]
John has a long mustache.

Edited to add:

Beat by 17 seconds.

At least I got beat by a fellow Tennessean.

2/24/2011 6:43:30 PM EDT
[#5]
2/24/2011 6:44:13 PM EDT
[#6]





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China suffers worst rice harvest in 55 years





Labor and food riots in Europe Check





U.N. Intervention Force reaches strength goals of 500,000





Greens Party gains control of European Union Parliament





Demands US nuclear disarmament Check





Mexico plunged into revolution Check





NATO dissolves





United States stands alone

 
2/24/2011 6:45:03 PM EDT
[#7]
The real question is,  " Am I still getting good poon"?
2/24/2011 6:46:12 PM EDT
[#8]
In the upcoming re-make, China invades. Meh.

If I had written the script, the scenario as outlined in my new Prologue above would be:

1) European Union taken over by a Green/Islamist alliance

2) EU, Russia, China etc. use UN as means to Destroy US hegemony

3) Over the pretext of Nuclear Disarmament, UN Intervention Force invades

4) WOLVERINES!!!!
2/24/2011 6:46:39 PM EDT
[#9]
Here we go.
2/24/2011 6:47:44 PM EDT
[#10]

All that hate is gonna burn you up, boy.
2/24/2011 6:49:12 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:

All that hate is gonna burn you up, boy.


Keeps me worm!
2/24/2011 6:57:39 PM EDT
[#12]
Well, who is on our side?
2/24/2011 7:01:04 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:

All that hate is gonna burn you up, boy.


Keeps me worm!


Wanna go fishing?
2/24/2011 7:01:05 PM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


Well, who is on our side?


500 million screaming Indians...



 
2/24/2011 7:01:09 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Well, who is on our side?


2 billion screaming Chinam....

Uh

Hmmmm...

2/24/2011 7:02:46 PM EDT
[#16]
Fucking lol

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

All that hate is gonna burn you up, boy.


Keeps me worm!


Wanna go fishing?


2/24/2011 7:03:57 PM EDT
[#17]
They gonna re-start production?
2/24/2011 7:04:09 PM EDT
[#18]
Been watching the Homefront trailer?

Eta-Oh and,
2/24/2011 7:14:30 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Well, who is on our side?


500 million screaming Indians...

 


Wasn't it a billion Indians?



 
2/24/2011 7:21:01 PM EDT
[#20]
Really, they are missing out by not using my scenario. No way can they kill obviously ethnic Chinese in mass quantities. In my scenario they would have lots of good Euros to wipe out: Germans, Russians, French etc. along with some Chinese. And, I think my scenario is actually more likely: besides our global power and nukes, our American culture, with our private ownership of guns, conservative views, lack of liberal gay rights, Death Penalty etc.: large parts of the world (virtually all of Europe) see us a Barbarians, and would love to see us brought down low and....punished.
2/24/2011 7:25:04 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Well, who is on our side?


Thousands of gun-totin' , Glenn Beck watchin' , Tea Partying ARFcommers.



Quoted:
Really, they are missing out by not using my scenario. No way can they kill obviously ethnic Chinese in mass quantities. In my scenario they would have lots of good Euros to wipe out: Germans, Russians, French etc. along with some Chinese. And, I think my scenario is actually more likely: besides our global power and nukes, our American culture, with our private ownership of guns, conservative views, lack of liberal gay rights, Death Penalty etc.: large parts of the world (virtually all of Europe) see us a Barbarians, and would love to see us brought down low and....punished.


Which is exactly why they'll be" sittin' this one out."
2/24/2011 7:27:50 PM EDT
[#22]
Let the red bastards starve.
2/24/2011 7:35:57 PM EDT
[#23]


Soylent Green + MSG =
2/24/2011 7:36:17 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well, who is on our side?

500 million screaming Indians...
 

Wasn't it a billion Indians?
 


It WAS...  (As campfire flares up...)  
2/24/2011 7:37:33 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:

Soylent Green + MSG =


General Petraeus' Chicken?  

2/24/2011 7:40:28 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:

All that hate is gonna burn you up, boy.




2/24/2011 7:43:05 PM EDT
[#27]
A Cadet at West Point, I know was given the choice of Arabic or Mandarin(Chinese), he said Arabic,they said sorry that class is full you get Mandarin.......Sooo.......keep shopping at Walmart........well ammo anyway..........
2/24/2011 7:54:40 PM EDT
[#28]
US elects worst president in 55 years

Radical Islamic riots in Middle East and Africa

U.N. enacts treaty outlawing private ownership of firearms throughout the world

Muslim Brotherhood takes control of OPEC and ceases shipments of oil to US

US stabs all allies in the back

Brokeback Mountain takes over US militaries, soldiers worth a fuck quit, or are forced out

United States president surrenders to China

US Patriots stand alone
2/24/2011 7:58:10 PM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:


A Cadet at West Point, I know was given the choice of Arabic or Mandarin(Chinese), he said Arabic,they said sorry that class is full you get Mandarin.......Sooo.......keep shopping at Walmart........well ammo anyway..........


My cousin, a G.B. was learning Mandarin last I heard.



 
2/24/2011 8:04:38 PM EDT
[#30]


My personal dream come true. This country needs an invasion, struggle, and conflict. We're too soft and it would harden us up as a people and get ride of the weak blood. It would also bring us together in a way that we could never realize now as a people.  Might be what it would take to heal years of division in this nation.  



Of course, you folks realize that a good percentage of Americans would turn coat and lick the boots of Communists involved in an occupation here right?  





2/24/2011 8:06:08 PM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:



Quoted:



All that hate is gonna burn you up, boy.




Keeps me worm!


Double quote fail.



 
2/24/2011 8:08:59 PM EDT
[#32]
So what nations could we really count on to help us?



The UK?



Canada?



I think frankly NATO would give us up for dead in a large conventional war where we actually needed them more than they needed us.
2/24/2011 8:13:24 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:

All that hate is gonna burn you up, boy.


http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa176/oldshool63/rd-062a.jpg



Keeps me warm...

2/24/2011 8:16:36 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Edit...

Im drunk.



Me too but im pretty sure this is a shitty post anyway.
2/24/2011 8:19:29 PM EDT
[#35]
"Come on, buddies! Come and get 'em! Shoot straight for once, you Army pukes."

2/24/2011 8:26:02 PM EDT
[#36]
Wait, wut?
2/24/2011 8:33:27 PM EDT
[#37]
Its 11:59 on Radio Free America; this
 is Uncle Sam, with music, and the truth until dawn. Right now Ive
 got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the
 occupied zone: "the chair is against the wall, the chair is against
 the wall", "john has a long mustache, john has a long mustache".
 Its twelve oclock, American, another day closer to victory. And
 for all of you out there, on, or behind the line, this is your
 song.
2/24/2011 9:08:26 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
My personal dream come true. This country needs an invasion, struggle, and conflict. We're too soft and it would harden us up as a people and get ride of the weak blood. It would also bring us together in a way that we could never realize now as a people.  Might be what it would take to heal years of division in this nation.  

Of course, you folks realize that a good percentage of Americans would turn coat and lick the boots of Communists involved in an occupation here right?  






Yeah, no thanks.