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Posted: 5/24/2003 6:55:10 AM EST
You can buy a silencer for a handgun. You can trade a .44 for two .22's. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. Handguns function normally every day of the month. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?" A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. You can have more than one handgun in the same house without having problems.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 6:58:38 AM EST
oh yeah? well don't ask it for a "blow-job"[;D]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:02:16 AM EST
A good point you have there
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:02:51 AM EST
It's illegal to shoot a woman; A hundgun doesn't mind being oiled up; A woman will slap you if you do a "press check"; A handgun doesn't mind being handled by your friends; A loaded handgun won't pick fights with you; You can post pictures of a stripped handgun; You can read Combat Handguns without hearing that the magazine objectifies firearms; It isn't against the law to rent handguns; -934
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:30:24 AM EST
Older handguns still have a tight chamber...[}:D] TS
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:31:07 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 9:45:06 AM EST
I took this to school a few years back t o show my friends...My teacher was not impressed![:d]
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 10:20:00 AM EST
Who are you kiddin'? A handgun is not better than a woman.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 10:55:08 AM EST
Its just a joke dude.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 11:19:15 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 3:46:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/24/2003 3:48:51 PM EST by sherm8404]
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